Taco Bell: "Doritos Locos Tacos" Coming Soon
 

Mmmmmmm



A Taco Supreme® made with premium seasoned beef, crisp lettuce, diced juicy red ripe tomatoes, real cheddar cheese, topped with cool reduced-fat sour cream, in a shell made from Nacho Cheese Doritos® Chips.

Yes, this is for real. The countdown for the arrival of Doritos® Locos Tacos has begun. Try not to stare at the clock--time will pass quicker that way.


http://www.tacobell.com/doritoslocostacos

They've been in Cali for about 2 months now. Guess that's why we're fat.

Taco Bell, some of the worst food on the planet. Last time i ate at Taco bell was when they had the Rancho Steak Burrito somewhere around the mid 90's.

I'm Loco for Doritos so i will probably give a shot even though I'm not Loco for ground beef that contains very little actual beef.

How in the world does Taco Bell exist in California? Everyone knows that they only eat "authentic" Mexican there. It must be the tourists - day after day... hour after hour... minute after minute - that fill up the stores and drive-up windows.

Funny how adding Doritos to your menu actually increases the food quality.

I feel sorry for anyone who ever eats at Taco Bell.

Gross.

Tourist? Um no lol Cali has tons of Taco Bells. There's even one in Taft, Ca.


Look up Taft and you can decide if that's a tourist town lol. Log Angeles has a population over 4 million. Why wouldn't we have Taco Bells lol.

black jack tacos!

:Lin:

they've been testing these for over a year, good reviews

Hey Buck


Do they have Fausto's Mex-Grill there? That is some of the BEST Mexican fast food here in Henderson/Vegas.

Their Carne Nachos supreme is a freaking meal by itself. Between them and Taco HELL there is no freaking comparison. I agree that TB is pretty Gross.

I don't think so, I've never heard of it. We have some good Mexican chains here, but the best spots are the hole in the wall taco shops.

trowel meat
 

It has been a long time since I ate at TB. Somehow watching the "meat" applied by trowel makes me lose my appetite.:(

what are the chances any of those are true?

No better drunk food

If you haven't eaten it in 15 years how do you know it's still the worst?

If the bitch gets out of bed & takes me so I don't take the ridding lawnmower

No thanks. I've been making taco salads at home using Doritos for quite some time now. Very tasty and doubtful that Taco Bell could come close.

Crunch up Doritos, add beans, freshly cooked ground beef with taco seasoning, fresh lettuce, your favorite cheese, and any other toppings, and enjoy.

I like taco bell on occasion.

The limited time chicken club chalupa is ****ing awesome

It's real beef they did a test of the meat.

That is so wonderful of you. :rolleyes:

Probably about the same as the chance that "beef" is true.

Here kitty kitty kitty.

Word on the street a few years ago was that there was a certain body part mixed in with the meat Taco Bell uses for their dishes. Totally messed up my craving for tacos from Taco Bell. Now when I am in the mood for Tacos, I prepare my own.

I'll smash on Taco Bell every night.



Had some last night. Can't go wrong with a cheesy gordita crunch

Well, now they have to legalize marijuana.

Anything involving Doritos I'm usually game.





yes........anything.

Everytime i see someone i know eat it, they spend the rest of the day on the shitter.

I don't think Taco Bell has ever come out w/ anything original in the last 15 years. They just find a different combination of ingredients they already have on their shelves in the back and give it another silly little name.

How about a 'Cool Ranch' flavored piece of shit? Maybe some 'Nacho Cheese' vomit?

Well it's wonderful you feel it's wonderful for me from you.

:harumph: :hmmm: :rolleyes: :spock:

They do seem to have like 7 or 8 ingredients... and just put them together in different ways.

Ya it's the Tricon way, back when i worked at the Pizza Slut the running joke was we could market a dogshit lovers and it would sell like hotcakes and it probably rings more true today.

the shells are lame the crunchy burrito is way better

:clap:

Too salty.

White Castle.

This.

Except it doesn't matter because at 2am, with some intoxication, their stuff is pure gold, Jerry.

TB sucks .. no taste .. no heat ......

I usually go to Red Burrito instead these days. Love making my own stuff, but getting deals like six tacos for $5 is hard to beat. I've grown to like RB a lot more for fast food of that sort.

Taco Bell is for people that don't have Filibertos or Rolibertos or any other local bean barrels.

Taco Bell's Five Ingredients Combined In Totally New Way

LOUISVILLE, KY–With great fanfare Monday, Taco Bell unveiled the Grandito, an exciting new permutation of refried beans, ground beef, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and a corn tortilla. "You've never tasted Taco Bell's five ingredients combined quite like this," Taco Bell CEO Walter Berenyi said. "The revolutionary new Grandito, with its ground beef on top of the cheese but under the beans, is configured unlike anything you've ever eaten here at Taco Bell." The fast-food chain made waves earlier this year with its introduction of the Zestito, in which the beans are on top of the lettuce, and the Mexiwrap, in which the tortilla is slightly more oblong.

I know right! It's like Pizza Hut where they just take the same 10 ingredients and leep making the same. ****ing. thing.

smh

DUN DUN DUN

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Heh. Just killed three of them about 30 minutes ago.

Not bad. Not great. Tasted more like dorritos than I thought they would.

I tried one for lunch today. It was tasty - complete with the little Doritos powder stuff that gets stuck on your fingers. Not sure it's worth $.40 more, though.

Yeah....I agree. The extra cost means I probably wont be buying them too often. After all, it's still the same shit on the inside.

That's what they do, with just a few exceptions. Pizza Hut used to be owned by the same parent company so I'm sure they would be doing the same thing.

OK, I'm going to my local Taco Bell to try out the Doritos taco thing. I rarely go. I was the GM from 95-96 and it's gone downhill since I left. I hope they have the meth addicts on the register instead of making the food this time.

I make "haystacks". Start with a bed of Fritos. Put beans, seasoned hamburger and nacho cheese on it. Then build a salad on top of that with whatever ingredients you like. I go with lettuce, shredded sharp cheddar, diced tomatoes or salsa, guacamole, sour cream, jalapenos, olives and green onions. You can also use corn chips but Fritos or generic Fritos works best.

It looks interesting, but I dread the potential pain and embarrassment of the over-crispy shell.

For some reason, I can easily imagine this damn thing busting into a thousand pieces while I'm trying to eat and drive. Then, when I exit the car, I'll look like I attacked a salad bar with a weed-eater.

FAX

I just got the 5 dollar box. And, speaking of five dollar boxes, we have a new prostitute in town. It's a small town (6k-7k) so you get used to the normal ones walking around. As it happens i had my cell phone out and snapped a crappy pic of her. I'll post it when I get it from my cell.

Here you go. I need to clean my windshield. Seconds before this her dress blew up a little. Nice butt.

Five bucks?

FAX

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q_yUC-b-pT...acoBellBox.jpg


Looks kind of like this but it has a Doritos Taco Supreme in there. Also a regular taco and a Burrito Supreme.

ROFL

Beefy.

FAX

It was tasty and the shell was about the same as a normal shell other than the flavor. The bottom was already soft with grease after my two minute drive home. Well, I did slow down to take a pic of the hooker but that was maybe an extra ten seconds tops.

ROFL

Is this a new beef line for these tacos or does Taco Bell expect us to buy that their regular stuff is premium?

SCHWEEET

Best 20 bucks you ever spent?

No, I was pretty hungry. Drove past her and went for the other five dollar box.

Well ... so long as the shell isn't basically a taco grenade, I might try one sometime. I like Doritos.

FAX

I'm going in, be back in 30 w/ full review. Hope i make it

God damnit SR stop posting with that account, its ****ing up my screen.

It's our power hungry MOD, you know the one, the one we always talk about at the dinner table.

THE SAME TACO YOU ALWAYS GET BUT WITH DORITO SEASONING ON IT!!!

ITS RADICALS!!!

Tried it today and loved it!

A real virtuoso of spicy dishes always carries around this.
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we got tham in AZlso
myt first night here the buddy, who had been living here for 6 mo, said lets get some mex food and went to taco bell
On my first day I knew filibertos was closer to "real" mexican food

I had them this afternoon.


File it under "meh".

http://www.remezcla.com/wp-content/u...na-sauce-7.jpg

I'll see you. And raise you:

http://www.mesamexicanfoods.com/mark.../Tapatio32.jpg

I'd rather have the Valentina. I like the vinegar.

A lot of my Mexican students prefer it as well. I don't know, I just really like Tapatio, but I definitely have a bottle of each of the Valentina sauces in my fridge. My absolute favorite, even though it's too hot to use in the ketchup-like way I use Tapatio is:

http://cdn.mohotta.com/images/products/1911.jpg

I'm not crazy about their green or red sauces, but this brownish one is just the shit. Totally unique and full of flavor.

I'll keep an eye out for it. Habanero is pretty hot but the flavor is incredible.

Aw ... that's too bad.

I was kind of looking forward to one, and I rarely eat fast food. Heck, I rarely eat meat. But, anything wrapped up in a giant Dorito gets my attention.

FAX

I had them yesterday, I actually thought they were pretty good.