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Best Way for Revenge!
Some may think this is childish.......and well, it is.
Anyway, my EX girlfriend, who is 24, is now dating a 38 year old. This is the dude she left me for. Anywho, she contacts me yesterday and wants to have DINNER as "friends" tonight so she can see me and just talk. She doesn't want it to be a date, but just friends. Anyway, I suggest going to the Mavericks game after dinner and she doesn't want to go watch boring hockey. Well......since she shit on me 100 times, is a liar, and a cheat, there ain't NO WAY IN HELL I will see this girl for dinner (I mean....honestly). So, I am going to go to the hockey game with my friend. But.....what's the best course for revenge here? Do I.... A. Lead her on for dinner all day, and then 20 minutes before hand, tell her plans have changed? B. Not answer any calls/texts? C. ??????? |
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Lead her on.
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Grow up and move on...why play games? Are you in high school?
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Go over to her house, slap her in the face and punch and kick him until he has to go to the hospital. Once that's done make sure you wait until the police arrive moronically admit guilt and enjoy the trip to the station and the ensuing slumber party. Upon release make sure mommy removes your cute mug shot of the web then speed home to post/brag about it on CP. Just a thought.
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Meh, be the bigger person and tell her to eat shit. She probably just wants to clear her conscious an apologize. Let her feel like shit forever. That would be the best revenge.
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in all seriousness, the best revenge is to be very polite and tell her,"unfortunately I already have plans." the beauty of it is that it works best for you too since you won't see her again. time to move on, dude.
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And realistically, she'll "cancel" on me due to an illness before I have the chance to do any of these.......:sadface:
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or forward her texts to her new man.
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"since she shit on me 100 times, is a liar, and a cheat"
Why would you even want to see her after this? Obviously you do or you wouldn't have suggested going to the Mavericks game afterward. Why does she want to see you? Rub it in about how well her life is going now or does she want you back? Are you hoping for the latter? Don't talk to her ever again. The sooner the better. Nothing good will ever come from it. |
follow my path, grasshopper, and I guarantee happiness for you.
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Just say you already have plans and don't offer up another time and date. And if she does; have plans then too.
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you have a large vagina
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Does she want me back? She says "NO" but who knows down the road, i'll never go back with her. Although, if she tried and boosted my confidence, that's not a bad thing either. |
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you even already have a built in reason. tell her that you already have tickets to the mavs game anyway and did not want to waste them. tell her that you already found somebody else to go with you and maybe you can have dinner at chilis some other time.
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Just stop talking to her and move on. That is the best revenge.
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Damn man, just move on before you become MTG Jr. You are not in Jr. High anymore (unless the chick is your teacher or some shit)
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Lead the bitch on, show up and act like you have an emergency call.
**** the stupid cheating whore. |
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A. She's going to get dressed up.....she knows I am NOT happy about what she did, so what better way for her to stick it to me, then to try and look all hot, when your EX wants you back....she's thinking i'll say "man, she looks good, wish I could take her home" B. Even though this is just 'friends' for her.......I don't see how she can not have some sort of expectation or hope that it goes well when we were together almost 2 years. She may claim it's just friends, but I think deep down she's hoping to find/see something special. C. After her repeated lies, over and over.....it's time she gets a little taste of her own medicine. If she gets excited and texts me during the day suggesting places, it'll build up her 'excitement' of seeing me, and then it comes crashing down at the end of the day. D. 1 of 2 things will happen. If I blow her off to go to the game, she'll either 1. Get mad and not speak to me again (oh how sad) or 2. She'll think "damn, I really wanted to see him" and then she'll try harder. E. IF she decides to try harder, then I will start to get what I want someday, and thats her trying to get me back, and the sad realization that she ****ed me over one too many times and now, she can't have me back.....which is the ultimate revenge. |
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You are spending waaaay too much time and energy thinking about this. Quote:
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What they said. The faster you move on, the happier you will be. There is no satisfaction, no "winning", here. Just move on. |
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Tell the b!tch you don't want to be friends. That's how it works when you break up. |
Dude, you really are in high school aren't you? Seriously, this is the type of shit I used to try to talk to my 9th grade daughter about not doing. Grow up...and while your at it, quit acting like a woman. The fact that you are obsessed with her shows you have a lot of growing up to do. Start now. Move on.
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tell her sorry but you're having dinner with JLo tonight.
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pick her up at her house for the dinner thing. Ask to use the bathroom. Jack off in her shampoo then shove her toothbrush up your ass. Make sure to take a pic of both. Text the pics to her while she is on her next date. That oughta take a bit of revenge on both of them.
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Speaking as a 38-year old, I can't imagine dating a 24-year old. Women in general already speak a different language, but talk about coming from different worlds.
Oh, and stop wasting brain power on this. Move on already. You racking your brains = her winning. |
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You sound like a pathetic stalker. You need to PM Clayton for some real advice.
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I see a lot of sleepless nights in this poor saps future. The pain thats in the pit of your tummy will never go away if you dwell on her. Faster you find another girl the better
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Dude you need a new hobby.
You can't choose others lifes paths. Move on, this chick and you are over. Even trying for revenge is silly and still ties you emotionally to this chick. Let go |
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picture this... 5 or 6 credit cards.....ALL with 29%+ interest and thousands in debt. |
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With my ex wife, it has been 1.5 years since we split up and I haven't said a word to her in that time. It is seriously getting to her, as the number of contact attempts is becoming much more frequent.
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Well that's a separate story. Consider debt consolidation and/or if she has a job and the cards are in both your names then go after her (legally). Oh, and NEVER co-sign loans and mingle finances until you are REALLY seriously committed to each other (married, engaged or at least living together with thoughts of marriage). |
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Hey just a thought here champ, but maybe she feels bad for what she did and wants to try and make it right. Meanwhile, you are obviously still bitter about it. I think the responsible and civil thing would simply be to say that you aren't over what she did, you're moving on and so should she, and then leave it at that. Seems to me that the reason she's moved on to an older man has a lot to do with her feeling you were immature. The way you are acting right now is proving that she's right. |
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I shouldn't probably tell you this but here it goes. Get her in bed at her place or a hotel and when you are about to bust, pull off the condom and blast in her face. Get the hell out of there and take pictures if you can. Then send it to her new soon to be ex. How many dates do you think it will take to get her in bed? Just play it kool and be indifferent to what she did to you and you are in there.
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I think if you play this right it could really lean to your advantage.
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Don't talk or text her move on. Life too short to dwell on this.
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An "Ex" wants to know that you are still pining away for them. Even if they never speak this fact. Depending on how the relationship ended, they don't want to see you happy and successful, knowing that you have moved on and are doing well. You don't have to do the "You did this to me, I'm gonna do this to you" scenario because there is no end to that....but if you show them, "I've moved on and I'm doing well, I'm happy and it's all because you decided to be flake", that's the best revenge you could ever give. And if that doesn't work you could always try seducing her mother and or sister.....that one works like a charm every time. :D |
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12-gauge pump .......
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Be an adult and move on.
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99 times out of a hundred, take the high road. if you truly wish to be friends going, and it's reciprocated by her, then have dinner. Howeve,r since those revenge scenarios is in your head, then you don't need to have in your life whatsoever. |
Probably wants to get together and get your input for names for the baby. Think your ****ed man
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I've told several girlfriends as we ended our relationship that we should remain friends. It usually takes a while to make it easy for both parties to speak without someone feeling odd and I can't think that I've ever actually done any friend things with any ex gfs.
Stop wasting your time being bitter, thinking about revenge. Be a man, take the high road and let the little bird fly. Delete her number from your phone and ignore texts, and be polite and distant when you have chance meetings. Just move on. Life is too short and you're wasting days. The best revenge you can have is just to go live a happy life and hope she does too. |
Quit spending your time and energy on this girl and start putting your time and energy into finding the next ex-girlfriend.
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Dartgod pretty much nailed it in Post #56.
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Just speak to her in Femalese. Say, "I'm realllllly busy..." and never meet up with her.
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My plan cannot fail. Your plan will fail. This is not opinion, This is cold, hard, scientific fact. |
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It's hockey tickets......and I am NOT meeting her. I want her to think I am, and then an hour before hand, explain to her that I do NOT want to see her, but I want to go to the hockey game. |
PIIHB
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Why would you want to go to a Mavericks game anyways? They are a bunch of cheap shottin, dirty playin' thugs.
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Moving on is best. But revenge is fun.
Set to meet for dinner. Do not show, turn phone off. Go to hockey. After hockey turn phone on. Send her one text that you got pickpocketed and spent the time filing out reports and getting a new phone. Make her feel bad. Piihb. Text about great sex. Forward to new bf. ??? Profit. |
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Okay, where do you stand right now? I need a diagram to do this right. Who's asked who, who's turned down who, who's accepted whom for what? |
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You're acting like a lunatic and being petty. Don't be a bitch.
Move on |
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