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MMXcalibur 02-23-2012 05:07 AM

What would a Kansas City billboard say?
 
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Group purchases 'Manning to Miami' billboard
Posted on: February 22, 2012 5:30 pm
Edited on: February 22, 2012 5:31 pm
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. (Local10.com*)

By Ryan Wilson

It's no secret that the Dolphins need a franchise quarterback. We've mentioned it before, but the list of successors to Dan Marino in Miami is one of the saddest things you'll ever see. The team's top passers since 2000: Jay Fiedler, A.J. Feeley, Gus Frerotte, Joey Harrington, Cleo Lemon, Chad Pennington, Chad Henne and Matt Moore (see, we told you).

Dolphins owner Stephen Ross is reportedly "infatuated" with Peyton Manning for obvious reasons: assuming he's healthy enough to play in 2012, Manning immediately makes the Dolphins competitive and, perhaps more importantly, he'll sell tickets, something the team struggles to do when it's not Tim Tebow Appreciation Day.

Free agent Matt Flynn might make more sense -- he's younger, healthier, and is familiar with new head coach Joe Philbin's offense (Philbin and Flynn were together in Green Bay). But Flynn ain't Manning when it comes to cachet or resume, which explains the South Florida billboard visible from I-95 relaying a simple message: Manning to Miami.

There's also a website for the like-minded to sign a petition and "Be part of 'The Movement' and make history -- bring Manning to Miami."

The site asks some important questions:

"How many wins is Manning worth? When's the last time we the fans have had an 'impact' quarterback? What about the most cerebral quarterback of all time?"

The only problem is that Manning, in his current state, is worth zero wins. But this is what desperation smells like when you've been subjected to names like Frerotte, Culpepper, Harrington and Henne in recent years.
Denver fans purchased several billboards to pull for Tim Tebow getting the starting job. If Miami lands Manning, that is absolute indisputable proof that billboards work. Maybe we should pool some money to purchase a billboard of our own. What should it say? :)

AndChiefs 02-23-2012 05:50 AM

Spend some damn money!

loochy 02-23-2012 06:02 AM

Welcome to the land of mediocrity

007 02-23-2012 06:05 AM

Don't bother.

big nasty kcnut 02-23-2012 06:42 AM

To the 'ship

Dartgod 02-23-2012 07:28 AM

DAMMIT, CARL!! :cuss:

KC_Lee 02-23-2012 07:31 AM

Pictures of every starting QB since Len Dawson, with their W/L record, total yards, interceptions, and completion percerntage.

BoneKrusher 02-23-2012 07:35 AM

http://i42.tinypic.com/rwover.png

bevischief 02-23-2012 07:37 AM

Cassel is not the answer.

Saul Good 02-23-2012 07:38 AM

This is KANSAS City.

BoneKrusher 02-23-2012 07:41 AM

damn, i should've put "Just Do It" as the text on the Manning billboard.

ShortRoundChief 02-23-2012 07:53 AM

Come on Peyton.

Joe Montana did it.

KC_Lee 02-23-2012 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8392236)
Come on Peyton.

Joe Montana did it.

Winner!

Chief Roundup 02-23-2012 08:06 AM

No more leftovers. Draft a 1st round QB!

DRU 02-23-2012 08:18 AM

http://www.angelleye.com/temp/casshole2.jpg

tredadda 02-23-2012 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8392218)

Have that with a picture of Luck or RGIII in it instead and it would be perfect.

Dayze 02-23-2012 09:38 AM

"Kansas City - Living Off Of Accomplishments From 1969!"

BoneKrusher 02-23-2012 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 8392371)
Have that with a picture of Luck or RGIII in it instead and it would be perfect.

Like So:
http://i41.tinypic.com/1zyzr6c.png

Okie_Apparition 02-23-2012 10:00 AM

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http://i.imgur.com/iosZf.gif

In58men 02-23-2012 10:16 AM

Some these are pretty good. I'll donate $50 for a sign. Let's all chip in lol.

Sofa King 02-23-2012 10:16 AM

LMAO ^^^

In58men 02-23-2012 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8392501)
LMAO ^^^



I'm desperate lol.

BoneKrusher 02-23-2012 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 8392505)
I'm desperate lol.

me too.

i'd put my thing in a sling for two weeks if it'll rid of of Cassole

BossChief 02-23-2012 10:54 AM

It would have to be something DIRECTLY related to the Pioli and Cassel relationship and the entire history of this franchise and how it attains its quarterbacks.

Like:

WE DESERVE RG3, DONT WE SCOTT?

Im sure someone here can do a little bettter than that, but you get the point.

Imon Yourside 02-23-2012 11:10 AM

Kansas City, already Land of the Gimp in the Box Owner/GM Let's add the Franchise QB and Welcome Peyton Manning!

Rasputin 02-23-2012 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8392401)

:thumb: There ya go

Okie_Apparition 02-23-2012 11:13 AM

You gotta make it look like it was his idea all along
We know what you're up to Scott...

Rasputin 02-23-2012 11:15 AM

My sign would read ~ Don't wory about candy wrappers that's what janitors are for ~ DRAFT A QB :cuss:

tredadda 02-23-2012 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8392401)

Perfect!

Reerun_KC 02-23-2012 11:19 AM

"Chiefs fans are lemmings - give them 9-7 and hope"

BoneKrusher 02-23-2012 11:21 AM

here's another one:
http://i40.tinypic.com/15d56xt.png

Mr_Tomahawk 02-23-2012 11:22 AM

So how do we get this started?

BossChief 02-23-2012 11:27 AM

How about:

CLARK, IM NOT SPENDING ANOTHER DIME UNTIL YOU DRAFT A FIRST ROUND QUARTERBACK!!!

Frazod 02-23-2012 11:27 AM

How about HEY MARK CUBAN PLEASE BUY OUR FOOTBALL TEAM AND SAVE US FROM THE HUNTS.

bevischief 02-23-2012 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8392706)

rep for you

Imon Yourside 02-23-2012 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392719)
How about HEY MARK CUBAN PLEASE BUY OUR FOOTBALL TEAM AND SAVE US FROM THE HUNTS.

Yes and move the Mavs to KC.

loochy 02-23-2012 11:36 AM

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l2...illbiard-1.jpg

Dayze 02-23-2012 11:45 AM

LMAO

I think something along the lines of the thread that lists things that have been invented etc since the chiefs last playoff/SB win would be nice.

Like "Things That Have Been Invented Since the Chiefs Last SB Win: Personal Computers, CDs, VCRs, DVDs, Gaming Consoles, The Internet, ATM Cards, Fuel Injection, Micro-processors, The Walkman, Laser & Inkjet Printers, Fax Machines, Contact Lenses, "

Rasputin 02-23-2012 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8392759)
LMAO

I think something along the lines of the thread that lists things that have been invented etc since the chiefs last playoff/SB win would be nice.

Like "Things That Have Been Invented Since the Chiefs Last SB Win: Personal Computers, CDs, VCRs, DVDs, Gaming Consoles, The Internet, ATM Cards, Fuel Injection, Micro-processors, The Walkman, Laser & Inkjet Printers, Fax Machines, Contact Lenses, "

Guns N Roses put out an album since our last playoff win.

Dayze 02-23-2012 11:55 AM

my favorite would be
"The City of Houston lost an NFL team, which later went to the Super Bowl in another city, and was awarded another team that has won a playoff game since the Chiefs last playoff victory"

MMXcalibur 02-23-2012 12:05 PM

If we could get a large donation from someone who's filthy stinkin' rich, I'd like to have one of those electronic billboards that counts up from the final gun in Houston, TX in 1993:

Time since last Chiefs playoff victory:

19 years, 1 month, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 42 seconds....

We're waiting...

- Chiefs fans"

MMXcalibur 02-23-2012 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 8392806)
If we could get a large donation from someone who's filthy stinkin' rich, I'd like to have one of those electronic billboards that counts up from the final gun in Houston, TX in 1993:

Time since last Chiefs playoff victory:

19 years, 1 month, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 42 seconds....

We're waiting...

- Chiefs fans"

...and now I've gone and made myself depressed. :huh:

Agent V 02-23-2012 12:07 PM

I still like what one CP poster said w while back:

Since the Chiefs last playoff win, the Oilers moved to Houston, drafted Steve McNair, went to a Super Bowl, traded Steve McNair to Baltimore, and Steve McNair died.

ct 02-23-2012 12:50 PM

"Mother **** You Pioli"

what else?

Dayze 02-23-2012 12:56 PM

Ticket - $100
Parking - $27
Tailgate - $50
Beers - $8.50
19 Years since a playoff victory -....Priceless.

brorth 02-23-2012 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 8392806)
If we could get a large donation from someone who's filthy stinkin' rich, I'd like to have one of those electronic billboards that counts up from the final gun in Houston, TX in 1993:

Time since last Chiefs playoff victory:

19 years, 1 month, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 42 seconds....

We're waiting...

- Chiefs fans"

Paging Arash Ferdowsi. Mr. Ferdowsi, you have a telephone call in the front lobby...

BossChief 02-23-2012 01:31 PM

Pioli:

Cassel < Tom Brady X .5

HemiEd 02-23-2012 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8392759)
LMAO

I think something along the lines of the thread that lists things that have been invented etc since the chiefs last playoff/SB win would be nice.

Like "Things That Have Been Invented Since the Chiefs Last SB Win: Personal Computers, CDs, VCRs, DVDs, Gaming Consoles, The Internet, ATM Cards, Fuel Injection, Micro-processors, The Walkman, Laser & Inkjet Printers, Fax Machines, Contact Lenses, "

That may be stretching it just a little bit. ROFL

Dayze 02-23-2012 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8393104)
That may be stretching it just a little bit. ROFL

we could buy a really big bilboard.:D

HemiEd 02-23-2012 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8393153)
we could buy a really big bilboard.:D

I am in, but a few of those things were around in the early 90s.

Not many, but I am pretty sure Joe Montana wore contact lenses and kept it from everyone. :D I sold my first VCR in the 70s.

ShortRoundChief 02-23-2012 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 8392806)
If we could get a large donation from someone who's filthy stinkin' rich, I'd like to have one of those electronic billboards that counts up from the final gun in Houston, TX in 1993:

Time since last Chiefs playoff victory:

19 years, 1 month, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 42 seconds....

We're waiting...

- Chiefs fans"


You know what, that ain't a bad idea. Not necessarily as a billboard but as a web page or site. Throw a little pitch to the media so they can use it whenever they're wanting to bash the brass. I bet it would get some attention.

ShortRoundChief 02-23-2012 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8393160)
I am in, but a few of those things were around in the early 90s.

Not many, but I am pretty sure Joe Montana wore contact lenses and kept it from everyone. :D I sold my first VCR in the 70s.

Including the internet. It's origins came before the lone Chiefs title.

Simplicity 02-23-2012 02:28 PM

"Well... This sucks."

HemiEd 02-23-2012 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8393198)
Including the internet. It's origins came before the lone Chiefs title.

Was Al Gore alive then? :hmmm:

ShortRoundChief 02-23-2012 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8393216)
Was Al Gore alive then? :hmmm:

Couldn't tell you. He certainly didn't invent the internet but was very instrumental in opening it.

You do know he didn't say that right?

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp

salame 02-24-2012 11:34 AM

Dear Mr Manning, Sir, we need you waaaaaaaaaay more than you need us. Love "the right 53"

ShortRoundChief 02-24-2012 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by salame (Post 8395162)
Dear Mr Manning, Sir, we need you waaaaaaaaaay more than you need us. Love "the right 53"

Not to nitpick but shouldn't it read "right 52?"

I mean if he's coming in to be the right 53rd and all.

okcchief 02-24-2012 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRU (Post 8392259)

Holy shit this made me laugh. Can we get this sign up for real?

okcchief 02-24-2012 12:07 PM

I think we do need to pitch in on a billboard that makes a statement about the QB situation. We need to raise funds.

Fat Elvis 02-24-2012 12:08 PM

Chiefs record since 1976: 251-283-2
Peyton, welcome to Kansas City
Living the 7-9 dream your entire life

Dayze 02-24-2012 02:34 PM

"Scott......you're doing it wrong"

Tribal Warfare 02-24-2012 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ct (Post 8392912)
"Mother **** You Pioli"

what else?

**** You Casshole!!!!!!

Okie_Apparition 02-24-2012 04:03 PM

Dustin Colquitt needs the rest

bevischief 02-24-2012 05:37 PM

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:)

Pasta Little Brioni 02-24-2012 05:38 PM

WE PUT THE RED IN RED NECK!!!

bevischief 02-24-2012 05:41 PM

KC needs mister forehead. Make it happen.

Rams Fan 02-24-2012 05:49 PM

http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/x...to/elitokc.jpg

Shogun 02-24-2012 05:56 PM

"KANSAS CITY CHIEFS. YEAH WERE STILL A TEAM"

Dayze 02-24-2012 07:43 PM

"Chiefs....remember when we were in the Super Bowl? That was awesome"

Psyko Tek 02-24-2012 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 8392806)
If we could get a large donation from someone who's filthy stinkin' rich, I'd like to have one of those electronic billboards that counts up from the final gun in Houston, TX in 1993:

Time since last Chiefs playoff victory:

19 years, 1 month, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 42 seconds....

We're waiting...

- Chiefs fans"

anybody got an app for that?

Okie_Apparition 03-18-2012 05:54 PM

The fan billboard thing doesn't seem to work out well in the end

Pasta Little Brioni 03-18-2012 05:57 PM

Soooo, whatcha doin???


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