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Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 09:51 AM

I finally have to admit it... Missouri is #1
 
http://www.emissourian.com/news/stat...9bb2963f4.html

The latest DEA data shows that the great state of Missouri has topped itself yet again in the race for the largest toothless population.

The rankings are based on meth lab seizures for the year. Missouri had 2,096 meth labs busted in 2011 or an average of 5.74 per day!

In Jefferson County MO alone (near StL) there were more busts than in Texas, Florida and California COMBINED!

As Argent once said.... Hold your head up... hold your head high.

:thumb:

Figured this could be fun, especially leading up to the game Saturday heh.

Sofa King 02-23-2012 09:53 AM

LMAO

DMAC 02-23-2012 09:54 AM

Yep....Keep Oupp.

luv 02-23-2012 09:57 AM

Toofless is da new black (as in fashion).

Frazod 02-23-2012 09:59 AM

Can't imagine why there's less crime in Kansas..... http://www.stephen-weaver.com/images...12_WEA0147.jpg

Rausch 02-23-2012 10:02 AM

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Meth: How $#it gets done!

Dartgod 02-23-2012 10:05 AM

However, suicides are at an all time high.

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392444)
Can't imagine why there's less crime in Kansas..... http://www.stephen-weaver.com/images...12_WEA0147.jpg


Nzoner 02-23-2012 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8392420)
Figured this could be fun, especially leading up to the game Saturday heh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever
I'm going to miss this game too.

:shake:

Pants 02-23-2012 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392444)
Can't imagine why there's less crime in Kansas..... http://www.stephen-weaver.com/images...12_WEA0147.jpg

How does that explain less meth production in Florida, Texas and California combined, though? Looking forward to hearing back from you.

Frazod 02-23-2012 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8392462)
How does that explain less meth production in Florida, Texas and California combined, though? Looking forward to hearing back from you.

Better cops!

Lex Luthor 02-23-2012 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392444)
Can't imagine why there's less crime in Kansas.....

Missouri has more meth lab busts than any state in the country. What does this have to do with Kansas?

Frazod 02-23-2012 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brainiac (Post 8392467)
Missouri has more meth lab busts than any state in the country. What does this have to do with Kansas?

Yeah, it's not like this is KU/MU smack or anything, ****tard.

I guess I could post about states that actually have major population centers and professional sports teams, and that would have nothing to do with Kansas.

Reerun_KC 02-23-2012 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8392460)
However, suicides are at an all time high.

Link? Or reaching?

Reerun_KC 02-23-2012 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392473)
Yeah, it's not like this is KU/MU smack or anything, ****tard.

When its all you got, might as well play it... It was a nice try Frazod....

Pants 02-23-2012 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 8392474)
Link? Or reaching?

The funniest part is that he's half a Nebraska fan.

Frazod 02-23-2012 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 8392475)
When its all you got, might as well play it... It was a nice try Frazod....

We've got everything you parasites leech an existence off.

Dartgod 02-23-2012 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 8392474)
Link? Or reaching?

It was just smack talk, but since you asked...

Wichita has the 10th highest suicide rate in the USA.

http://www.businessinsider.com/most-...es-2011-7?op=1

King_Chief_Fan 02-23-2012 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brainiac (Post 8392467)
Missouri has more meth lab busts than any state in the country. What does this have to do with Kansas?

Mo is where the KU fans go to give blow jobs to get their meth

Rasputin 02-23-2012 10:13 AM

Well if you ain't first your last. Congrats Mizzou. :thumb:

Reerun_KC 02-23-2012 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8392484)
It was just smack talk, but since you asked...

Wichita has the 10th highest suicide rate in the USA.

http://www.businessinsider.com/most-...es-2011-7?op=1

Cool thanks... I would off myself if I lived in Wichita also. As much as I love the state of Kansas, Wichita blows ass...

Dartgod 02-23-2012 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8392479)
The funniest part is that he's half a Nebraska fan.

Yeah, that's a knee slapper.

tooge 02-23-2012 10:15 AM

At least were known for something.

Springfield is the rednecks fighting capital of the US
Independence is the meth capital of the US
ST. Louis is the chicago wanna be capital of the US
KC is the bbq capital of the US.

Kansas is the capital of....... damn, nothing.

Pants 02-23-2012 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392480)
We've got everything you parasites leech an existence off.

Isn't Kansas like the bread basket of the US? I know it's not as nice as being the meth basket, but hey, we do contribute quite a bit, I think. You guys also produce a lot of inbreeding, so you got us beat there as well.

Pants 02-23-2012 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8392490)
Yeah, that's a knee slapper.

You don't see the irony?

Frazod 02-23-2012 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8392502)
Isn't Kansas like the bread basket of the US? I know it's not as nice as being the meth basket, but hey, we do contribute quite a bit, I think. You guys also produce a lot of inbreeding, so you got us beat there as well.

We'll lead in everything that actually requires people, be it good or bad.

Raiderhater 02-23-2012 10:19 AM

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontl...art/bodyp2.jpg

Pants 02-23-2012 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392509)
We'll lead in everything that actually requires people, be it good or bad.

Yep, those are all mostly bad things, though.

Reerun_KC 02-23-2012 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392509)
We'll lead in everything that actually requires people, be it good or bad.

Well thats something to be proud of...

Frazod 02-23-2012 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 8392518)
Well thats something to be proud of...

I'm sure there are people who are proud to be from Algeria, too. Solidarity, wastelanders!

BourbonMan 02-23-2012 10:27 AM

Meth lab busts on rise in Kansas

http://cjonline.com/news/2012-02-22/...ts-rise-kansas

seclark 02-23-2012 10:27 AM

yeah, quincy's just a heaven on earth ride just across the bridge.(shit hole)
s h u t the **** up and just play some decent music for a change, you piss-poor excuse for a dj.:thumb:
sec

luv 02-23-2012 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 8392492)
At least were known for something.

Springfield is the rednecks fighting capital of the US
Independence is the meth capital of the US
ST. Louis is the chicago wanna be capital of the US
KC is the bbq capital of the US.

Kansas is the capital of....... damn, nothing.

Springfield is what?

frankotank 02-23-2012 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392473)
I guess I could post about states that actually have major population centers and professional sports teams, and that would have nothing to do with Kansas.

this cracked me up. :thumb:
as a born and raised fan of the ORIGINAL block M (Go BLUE!) I'm not totally invested in the MU/KU rivalry....but I live here (MO)....and I root for the secondary block M every time.

Nzoner 02-23-2012 10:30 AM

Love the ending...

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7bhOuhq68TA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Imon Yourside 02-23-2012 10:31 AM

Kansas - Walter "Freight train" Johnson, Gale Sayers, Barry Sanders, Maurice Green,
John Riggins, Dean Smith, Adolph Rupp, etc...

Missouri - Meth Labs, Jack Smack, FijiTiger, etc

:)

Bearcat 02-23-2012 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 8392492)
At least were known for something.

Springfield is the rednecks fighting capital of the US
Independence is the meth capital of the US
ST. Louis is the chicago wanna be capital of the US
KC is the bbq capital of the US.

Kansas is the capital of....... damn, nothing.

The best BBQ joint in the BBQ capital of the US.

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392444)
Can't imagine why there's less crime in Kansas..... http://www.stephen-weaver.com/images...12_WEA0147.jpg

That could be several spots in Missouri too. Just sayin.

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 8392461)
:shake:

Sorry, my kiddo is modeling for a store called Vanity in a fashion show... gotta be there instead of watching the game.

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brainiac (Post 8392467)
Missouri has more meth lab busts than any state in the country. What does this have to do with Kansas?

Everything obviously... duh.






































I knew this would be fun...

:D

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392480)
We've got everything you parasites leech an existence off.

Now THAT........ is some quality LMAO

WhitiE 02-23-2012 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 8392489)
Cool thanks... I would off myself if I lived in Wichita also. As much as I love the state of Kansas, Wichita blows ass...

Yup

L.A. Chieffan 02-23-2012 10:39 AM

so wait, one county had more busts than 3 of the biggest states combined? is that right?

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 8392536)
yeah, quincy's just a heaven on earth ride just across the bridge.(shit hole)
s h u t the **** up and just play some decent music for a change, you piss-poor excuse for a dj.:thumb:
sec

:)

I don't like Quincy very well, I'm still here because my daughter is here for another 2.5 years.... not that I'm counting heh.

FWIW, my adopted home state of Illinois is top 10 in meth production. I left that out since it didn't fit my agenda though.

:D

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 8392570)
so wait, one county had more busts than 3 of the biggest states combined? is that right?

Impressive isn't it. If you're going to do something by God do it right.

Dartgod 02-23-2012 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8392503)
You don't see the irony?

Yes. I'm a Nebraska football fan. I live in Missouri.


Hi-Larious!

duncan_idaho 02-23-2012 10:42 AM

Missouri has more meth lab arrests/seizures for a few reasons:

1) It was one of the first states to dedicate time and resources to that end (and still pumps more money into the program than most states)

2) Missouri has the combination of a major interstate highway and vast rural expanses, and no tolls throughout the state. This makes it easier to move product after creation. It has been speculated that one of the benefits of a toll road would be countering this...

I'll point out that in per capita usage, Kansas actually ranks higher (or lower, depending on how you look at it, I guess) than Missouri does. So do Nebraska, Iowa and Arkansas.

As with almost everything else... Missouri produces the stuff... and Kansas sucks at the teat (see: Major city, Population, Pro Sports, Arts and Entertainment, Business, etc.)

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho (Post 8392578)
Missouri has more meth lab arrests/seizures for a few reasons:

1) It was one of the first states to dedicate time and resources to that end (and still pumps more money into the program than most states)

2) Missouri has the combination of a major interstate highway and vast rural expanses, and no tolls throughout the state. This makes it easier to move product after creation. It has been speculated that one of the benefits of a toll road would be countering this...

I'll point out that in per capita usage, Kansas actually ranks higher (or lower, depending on how you look at it, I guess) than Missouri does. So do Nebraska, Iowa and Arkansas.

As with almost everything else... Missouri produces the stuff... and Kansas sucks at the teat (see: Major city, Population, Pro Sports, Arts and Entertainment, Business, etc.)

Dammit. MU is gonna win now.

Pants 02-23-2012 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8392574)
Yes. I'm a Nebraska football fan. I live in Missouri.


Hi-Larious!

Weren't you making a joke about suicides after someone posted a picture of desolation? Pretty sure Nebraska is even more desolate than Kansas. That's all I was getting it. I wasn't making fun of your dual fandom.

Dartgod 02-23-2012 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8392592)
Weren't you making a joke about suicides after someone posted a picture of desolation? Pretty sure Nebraska is even more desolate than Kansas. That's all I was getting it. I wasn't making fun of your dual fandom.

I

Live

In

Missouri


Not Nebraska.

Pants 02-23-2012 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8392625)
I

Live

In

Missouri


Not Nebraska.

What does that have to do with anything? frazod lives in Illinois.

Reerun_KC 02-23-2012 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8392643)
What does that have to do with anything? frazod lives in Illinois.

I live in Oklahoma

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 11:12 AM

I'm transplanted from Kansas to Illinois but since DOTY frazod and I never hang out anymore.

Frazod 02-23-2012 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8392674)
I'm transplanted from Kansas to Illinois but since DOTY frazod and I never hang out anymore.

You're in Illinois now?

Reerun_KC 02-23-2012 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392677)
You're in Illinois now?

You going to offer him Meth now?

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392677)
You're in Illinois now?

For 19 years now

Dartgod 02-23-2012 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8392643)
What does that have to do with anything? frazod lives in Illinois.

I've lost interest in trying to explain it to you.

tredadda 02-23-2012 11:17 AM

And Kansas still remains utterly irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. It is the state that people dread driving through as they head either east or west on I-70.

Frazod 02-23-2012 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8392682)
For 19 years now

Where?

Frazod 02-23-2012 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 8392681)
You going to offer him Meth now?

Shut up, or I'll have Skip burn your trailer down.

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 8392686)
And Kansas still remains utterly irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. It is the state that people dread driving through as they head either east or west on I-70.

Ouch. No more bread on your sammiches!

Reerun_KC 02-23-2012 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 8392686)
And Kansas still remains utterly irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. It is the state that people dread driving through as they head either east or west on I-70.

http://perform-360.com/wp-content/up...ious_clark.png

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392687)
Where?

Are you going to kill me if I tell you....

Frazod 02-23-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 8392686)
And Kansas still remains utterly irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. It is the state that people dread driving through as they head either east or west on I-70.

Oh God yes. They should make ax murderers and child molesters drive back and forth across Kansas. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

Reerun_KC 02-23-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8392693)
Are you going to kill me if I tell you....

Not you per say, but your fridge might be in danger...

Frazod 02-23-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8392693)
Are you going to kill me if I tell you....

No, but I might shoot your fridge.

Reerun_KC 02-23-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392698)
Oh God yes. They should make ax murderers and child molesters drive back and forth across Kansas. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

Yet driving across your pot hole portion of I-70 is any better?

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392702)
No, but I might shoot your fridge.

Heh, check your rep

Nzoner 02-23-2012 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8392685)
I've lost interest in trying to explain it to you.

ROFL

http://afewofmy.com/wp-content/uploa...er-dumbass.jpg

Frazod 02-23-2012 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 8392703)
Yet driving across your pot hole portion of I-70 is any better?

At least there's a variety of things to look at, and places to stop.

But yeah, that road sucks. Another of the drawbacks of having an actual population. Shit that gets used more often tends to wear out more quickly that shit that doesn't.

Frazod 02-23-2012 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8392704)
Heh, check your rep

No worries, I'm not driving that far to shoot up your kitchen. :harumph:

Imon Yourside 02-23-2012 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392710)
At least there's a variety of things to look at, and places to stop.

But yeah, that road sucks. Another of the drawbacks of having an actual population. Shit that gets used more often tends to wear out more quickly that shit that doesn't.

Maybe if you guys didn't have all of that Meth traffic your roads would be in better shape. I wonder who keeps track of Meth delivery vehicles?

Frazod 02-23-2012 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN (Post 8392716)
Maybe if you guys didn't have all of that Meth traffic your roads would be in better shape. I wonder who keeps track of Meth delivery vehicles?

Your mom

Imon Yourside 02-23-2012 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392727)
Your mom

:D

vailpass 02-23-2012 11:31 AM

When I travel back from Arizona to Iowa I drive when it is possible and take non-interstate roads when practical. Kansas and Missouri both have some beautiful country and I enjoy that part of the trip.
After a few years of living in nothing but various shades of brown it is so nice to be in the green.

Bearcat 02-23-2012 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392698)
Oh God yes. They should make ax murderers and child molesters drive back and forth across Kansas. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

Like... with each other?

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8392732)
Like... with each other?

LMAO

Frazod 02-23-2012 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8392732)
Like... with each other?

Might be worse to make them ride with beerme and Reerun. :D

Old Dog 02-23-2012 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8392732)
Like... with each other?

LOL

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8392730)
When I travel back from Arizona to Iowa I drive when it is possible and take non-interstate roads when practical. Kansas and Missouri both have some beautiful country and I enjoy that part of the trip.
After a few years of living in nothing but various shades of brown it is so nice to be in the green.

Hey now you can't like both states anywhere near equally dammit. Nevermind that they look basically alike, are both more rural than metropolotan, both ag based, feature the same type of weather, etc. This is about choosing sides! This is about how my wheat field is cooler than your pasture land!

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-23-2012 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8392743)
Might be worse to make them ride with beerme and Reerun. :D

That ain't no shit, I hear Reerun has gas.


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