My Daughter Maybe Just Helped Save A Classmate's Life.
 

So I'm sitting here ****ing around on Chiefs Planet, trolling the Manning freaks, arguing about racism and occasionally dipping into DC. You know. Highly important stuff. My daughter just texted me. She's sixteen, in 11th grade. She says a kid had a seizure in class. She grabbed her cell and called 911 immediately. The kid looks to be OK, he was carried out on a stretcher. I told her that I was very proud of her and that, of course, I would be posting this on Chiefs Planet.

cool. i guess in this case she wasn't disciplined for having a cell phone in class?

Lol, I hope not.

Great job your little girl did. Now if she could only stop being a denver fan guys might want to go out with her to a movie

I bet your family's pretty cool.

Oh, guys want to take her out quite a bit but she's very picky. She's the daughter that played football for two years in middle school (my other daughter played one) and so she's not impressed much by teen aged boys.

I thought you were going to say she slapped a spoon of cinnamon out of someones hands.

Really, good she was on the ball.

I love them, they are awesome. I'm very proud of all of them. Oldest son is HR, older daughter is a nurse, younger daughter will be an English teacher and youngest son wants to write code.

She says that she thinks the kid is going to be OK. She says that "as he was being carried away on a stretcher he did an emo hair flip."

In this case, your daughter did the wrong thing then. She should've smothered him to be sure

Nah. If you need medical attention she will get it for you, just don't be a pussy about it.

Wtf is an emo hair flip

she's probably going to be suspended or expelled for having a cell phone in class, lol

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There is a subset of teen boys that let their hair grow out too long so that it flops over their foreheads and into their eyes. They tend to be overemotional pussies, or "emos". The have to flip their heads around to see because brushing their hair aside just wouldn't be cool. Emo hair flip.

It's definitely possible. We talked about that when I got the phone for her and she understands that she will have to abide by whatever punishment that the school decides.

in this day of age, she may even have to go to juvy for it

Holy shit- only my daughter, she just texted me this:

"Pssh, betch plz. I'm too ninja to get caught.

Like a boss."


ROFL

To clarify, that text was intended for you guys. I told her about this thread via text. She's at lunch.

You made sure as a fine upstanding dad that she didn't give the emo-wuss mouth to mouth right?! :eek: ;)

LOL. Outstanding.

She now says "Challenge accepted to send you a text each period."

I sent back "K. But if you are caught I will disavow all knowledge of your mission. You are officially in Lone Wolf status."

LOL. Not outstanding.

Very Cool. Hopefully the young emo that she helped will recover quickly.

Wow. I applaud the perceptive and compassionate efforts of little Miss pencil. She sounds sharp.

FAX

You know, for a Browncow fan, you seem to be almost alright. You even seem to be able to raise reasonable kids.

Not sure if I would of posted that info.


But kudos for your child and you rearing her.

If I understand the rules correctly, that emo kid is now going to have to be her butler for a year.

Sounds like a cool kid, props.

Indeed...the rules of the life debt do vary by culture though. Not sure what the exact details are for someone of the emo persuasion.

She was a cheerleader in 5th grade, then played football in 6th and 7th. Right before puberty hit. So there isn't a huge difference between an athletic boy and an athletic girl in that situation if they are of similar size. It's more about toughness and desire at that point. She kicked their asses.

Eeew. I don't think I could handle having an emo kid wandering around the house.

Why does your profile say your only 31 then?

It shouldn't. I was born July 11th, 1967.

Pics of the daughter?















Not the 16-year-old, sheeesh! The nurse.

I would but I don't care to see shopped pics of my 25 year old daughter on the "Would You?" thread.

She has now texted from Art and PE.

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Just saying....

:D

See also: Denver Broncos fans. :)

No way. That's one of my favorite threads.

My Daughter cracked her hymen

damnROFL

Horseback riding accident?

How about married 31 year old men???

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Can your daughter save Peyton's neck?

Heh, she'd probably stab you with a kitchen knife if you got close to her.

She could but she wouldn't unless he signs with the Broncos.

ROFL

OK, I just picked up my teenagers and here is the story:

She's sitting in Shop class and everyone is using high stools, slightly above waist height. Suddenly emo boy (Jose) fell over backwards off of his stool and began groaning. He began to twitch and someone yelled out "Seizure!", so other students rushed up to him. She hung back, grabbed her cell out and called it in to 911. Someone yelled out "Call 911!" and she yelled back "I got it." Then the teacher sent everyone out of the room.

Strangely enough, some of the boys had been working on a solar powered radio, so the class listened to that outside where it had been set up. "If I could read your mind" by Gordan Lightfoot, which she recognized.

The ambulance arrived, the paramedics rushed in. As they carried the boy past the students he looked at them and gave an emo hair flip signifying that he was OK.

Well she did just tell me that she'd "kinda like to" do the cinnamon challenge...not herself, she'd like to try to talk someone stupid into doing it just to see how badly it screws them up.

When I was a senior in high school, my first class in the morning was Chemistry. It was like the third day and we were being shown some stupid bullshit by the bunsen burners. So everyone is walking over and I notice this one shy Sophomore girl just standing near her seat. She looks likes she's getting really nervous.

She started convulsing on her feet and started falling down. I ran as fast as I could and caught her before she hit the ground. I yelled for help from everyone else and I took off my thick jacket and rolled it and put it under her head while people were with her, then I ran to the nurses office and got them to come back.

I dropped the class like a week later. The girl didn't even remember what happened.

Other than the jacket part, that's exactly what Lassie would have done.

Holy cow dude, you had babies when you were 6 and 14. Impressive.

I'm 44 years old, I'll be 45 this July.

Congrats on having a daughter who was quick thinking and didnt panic!

I'm sure she will be thanked by all involved then shortly after a 3 day cell phone suspension.
If its anything like my kids school they are blind to so many bad things going on in school and the truly bad kids get away with stuff left and right..but that A student saving a life had a CELL PHONE on her!?!?! Take her away!

He licked her nose?

FAX

Apparently in the confusion no one thought to even bother her about it, and she slipped it back into her coat immediately after calling.

:clap:

This episode simply stands as proof once again that, when you find yourself in the throes of an emergency, it's good to have a pencil handy.

FAX

"Good job!" to your daughter. Good parenting kicked in!

So listo...was your daughter able to text you from every class successfully, or did she get caught with her phone?

She texted me from every class, after accepting Lone Wolf status.