Homeless Couple arrested for having sex in public
 

Get a room! Homeless couple arrested for having sex on public stage... and they even had an audience

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
UPDATED: 22:16 EST, 7 March 2012

All the world's a stage for two homeless lovers who were arrested for allegedly having sex in a band shell in the middle of the afternoon in Danbury, Connecticut.

Jonathan Price, 41, and Shannon McClung, 38, even attracted an audience. When police arrived after receiving numerous complaints about the couple, they found several women had gathered around the stage to watch the couple copulate.

Price and McClung both told police they were staying a local homeless shelters.

Officers were called the the Danbury Green stage, which is open on three sides, about 2pm Tuesday, according to the Danbury News-Times.
Several people had reported the pair having sex near the town's ice skating rink.

The stage, which is used for concerts in the summer, is open for anyone to see. When he was arrested, Price told officers he was staying at the local homeless shelter. McClung told officers she lived at the women's shelter in town.

Both were charged with breach of peace and public indecency.
They were being held on $500 bail.

WARNING: The woman in the picture is so hawt that you will get a huge erection when you see her. View at your own risk.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...lic-stage.html

I'm sorry, having BO sex isn't my cup of tea.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...13_468x349.jpg

The one on the right looks like Skrillex.

dear god my ****ing eyes

I can literally smell them through my screen

Filter e-****ing-vasion.

She doesn't have teeth. In.

At least I was considerate enough to put the picture in spoiler tags.

Sorry, should have posted:

The one on the right looks like ********.

Well played.

Johnathan Price is pimpin'. Pickin' up that sweet, sweet homeless ass.

Theres no emoticon that properly describes the weird ass, sad laugh that came out of me upon viewing this.

Life can be so sad LMAO

The pictures make me sad. Whenever I hear the name Shannon, I generally think along the lines of Shannon Tweed. Shannon is the name of a pretty woman, or at least it should be.

And as an aside, if they're homeless any sex they have is going to be in public, right?

I would have convinced them it was my living room and asked for a warrant. Then again, maybe I'm smart enough not to be homeless.

he's probably had practice eating out a dumpster

Holy Shit ROFL :eek:

fyp

Surely we can find somebody to give them a home if they'd promise to go sexless.

FAX

^

If I had to make the choice......I'd take the dude. LOL

That seriously may be the ugliest woman I've ever seen.

ROFL

fairly certain "she" is Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys with a wig...

GREAT sig material

Should of known better to click on that damn spoiler. That image is burned into my skull....I`m pretty sure she ruined my "faping" fun for at least a week....

Hey you two, GET A ROOM!

How on earth did this dude get an erection? Ya know, some people are just freakin' goofy. I can't even imagine in my wildest dreams being physically capable of having sex with that woman.

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The dude must've been real ****ing high

ROFLROFL

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

:clap::clap:

I'M LISTENING TO THE fuckIN' SONG!!!!

I'm so sick of all you chiefsplanet Fabios who are apparently sleeping with supermodels putting down any girl who doesn't quite look like a supermodel. First it was Kristie Tynes and now this lady. I want to see some pictures of your wives. You can't tell me your wife is much better than this one.

So close. She's a perfect Bubbles to be shopped into a pic with Ricky and Julian.:hmmm: Wonder if the guy goes by J-Roc?

Live sex show to boost money for the new dope operation?

They brought their toys!

Chick looks like the guy from trailer park boys