Whatever happened to men?
 

Men used to drink real tequila and talk about sports.

Now men drink poser tequila.

And talk about what?

Hair tips?

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It was too bad Tony killed him.

They could also hit the QB's and make vicious tackles across the middle of the field...

I thought the ratings of that Detroit thing killed him...

If you honestly feel the need to sit around and talk about tequila you are not a real man.

I'M ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY CUS OF MY MANLY TEQUILA HERP DERP

Whatever happened to cats?

let's be honest, being drunk is not very manly

Tequila is probably the most disgusting liquid on the face of the planet.

I'd rather drink the accumulated sweat that forms between John Goodman's rolls of fat.

what?

Being drunk is quite manly, unless you're one of those dumb drunks that cries like a bitch

Good tequila is DELICIOUS.

No, it turns most men into stupid children.

Mexico keeps the good stuff for themselves. It's been a while since I had any, but I sure remember how good it was down in Cabo. Had fun. Did manly things like snorkling.

Real men don't cry. They blow their heads off with a shotgun. And that means you, Nick Adams...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PM85TXXVd7...ingway-gun.gif

Yeah... but not really, dat guys head wasnt in da game anymore.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...reen-ohara.jpg

That's how a man does it.

A real man doesn't drink because he wants too, a real man drinks because he has to.

*&^*Hick*&%$

Is that you Doc? You drunk again? Are you just manly sober?

Real men sing the blues....

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Song from Spongebob the movie. We are men.

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I'm an "old school" guy and I find myself increasingly at odds with people because I fail to observe all the political correctness bullshit and hate the the wussification of America, especially douchy metrosexuals, pushy/bossy women who really want to own a dick, and self centered over important assholes.

Whenever someone is throwing around this vague idea and you corner them into actual examples the stuff they cite is always stupid as hell.

I hate tequila. It's the devil's liquor. It tried to kill me once in college - seriously. Just the smell of it makes me want to gag now.

But I'll drink as much Crown Royal as you've got....

That's SoCo for me.

cannabis > alcohol

We're men. We're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights.

What ever happened to the man show?

+1. Can't even look at the bottle in a liquor store

I'm having trouble understanding which side of the argument you are on-agree or disagree?

Well read it again. Unless reading is also part of the wussification of america.

tequila = nectar of the gods

Junior, you don't know a good female thigh opener when you see one.

LMAO

Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope killed it.

One specific example would be you.

Oh snap!

Reading is so gay dude.

Uhh...no.

Have you ever even been around other males?

People attach themselves to buzz words.

That's just how that group is... you're considered a wuss if you don't hit kids. That's the one that always baffled me.

DUDE! Think of what and who you just asked. Please delete before he posts pictures.

Tequila is a nasty drink!

Real men drink Whiskey, straight up, while cleaning their guns.

Did you run out of glib wanna-be-hipster retorts?

ROFL

In mother Russia vodka consume YOU!

You throw out shallow meaningless shit you get it back.

Yea...we know we know. You are a guest here and you are not into to posting things worth reading. We get it.

Bit of an ambiguous question, considering who it is you're asking.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the fat soccer homo static.

I don't really get involved in threads that have to do with race. I am amazed you read anything I ever post at all. Race baiting people is tireless thankless work but there you are.

John Wayne was a real man. Yall need to recognize this.

Seriously, you're going to hide behind that old saw? The false racist card?
***** please.

Real man right the **** here. I can sweat a pipe, unclog a toilet, skin and gut an animal and cook it with fire, fix a flat tire, and do it all while drinking a cheap shitty beer.

I'm impressed by both the skill set and the subtle rhyming.

Yeah, but then your breath stinks, your clothes stink, your place stinks, the air around you generally stinks......


That only happens with alcohol when you don't know when to stop and puke everywhere.

Don Juilo Anejo
Don Edwardo Reposado
Cazadores Anejo
Patron Reposado

are my favorites. straight, of course/ sipping, no shot.

It is all the hormones in the food and the same reason little girls are looking like teenagers way too early.

It’s the steroids in the meat and estrogen in the water.

damn straight and you're grandfathered in being all that is man when you're born on the same date as him, like me.

I think the best part of this thread is the irony of the OP asking the question.

So you're saying it isn't all bad?

Real men don't care about posturing and posing next to faux luxury trinkets.

Ya gotta be a MAN to wear tights.....

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No f'ing way.....


tequila = libation of the devil.

Whoever is reading your posts for you is doing a bad job. I didn't call you a racist.

A good silver tequila is awesome.

Jager or that alcohol that tastes like cough sryup is disgusting.

Good tequilla is alright. I drink it but it isn't really something I go out of my way to order. Big fan of Gin. Like vodka alright...dig scotch.

Ta-Kill-Ya makes me crazy.
Some of the stupider things I’ve ever done, worst fights I’ve been in, were tequila fueled.
Rum, on the other hand, is a nice mellow buzz.

Yea, there are def certain people that get turned up to 11 on the stuff. :D

You're going to end up diabetic.

Well I was a real man until I got this ghey-ass username.

I don't know how to inbed.

But I've got a big deck. Gotta love a man with a big deck.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz82fjXqFQ4

Tequila, sangrita, and a cigar are hard to beat.

that's because they let their guard down

real men drink but don't get drunk

Gin makes me laugh. Tequila makes me want to smoke weed. Scotch makes me mellow.

The only time I've ever drank and REALLY wanted to fight, I was drinking 4 Loco malt beverages. :D

The real question is: whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?

What's happened to men's voices

I don't know what you're talking about.

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