SP II: Game Six - "This Ain't Disney, Bitches."
 

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http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1326...lanet-game-six

Subject for the Vets:
A conversation/argument between Lumpy and Gonzo about bringing in another girl for a 3 way on Gonzo's B-Day.

Subject for the n00bs:
Joey's meeting with a Probation Officer, (gone wrong).

Due Monday night at 8 pm...
Post a new thread for your video, guys.
Enjoy!

well we're going to lose this one because apparently the judges think reeruned stories are funny

Get over it, douchebag.

And also Pioli is the new CP, deal with it.

Forgot the smilie.

:D

Douchebag

Post new threads for your vids, guys.

I forgot that part.

What is your birthdate?

This is very important.

9-14-1976

Does it have to be funny?

Can it be a serious?

It's graded on humor and creativity.

I like the n00bs' subject better, can we have that one?

So each one of us has to make their own video, correct?

One video per team was the original thought. I guess we could do more if you all want.

Oh, ok. I guess I'll volunteer to write again because I have no ****ing clue how to make the video. I hope someone on our team has the necessary skillz.

Hell man, if I could figure it out you can...

It's fairly simple. The creator just needs to watch the point totals.

So I need to make an account there? this is turning into a lot of ****ing work goddamnit.

And one piece of advice to you guys before you start:

Write out your words phonetically and make sure you use spaces. If you write asshole, it says ash ol ey. but you will get the desired effect if you write ass hole.
Play around with it. You'll get it quickly.

Nope, just one or two of you do, really.
It's FB compatible, too.

You can write out your script in a pm or email and the creator in your group can just copy and paste.

Hell, I been married almost 30 years, be more than glad to argue with any of you "boys" on the Vet team to make a great conversation.

Bug quicher bitchin' you freakin Nancyboy. Man up and git wid the program!

(Haven't watched the video yet.)

I am knocking off points already because of how big of a bitch you have been in threads lately.

HEY! BACKOFF!!! He is a Chargers fan ya know.

So knock off more points???

This one looks like fun....damn you!

Shit, we should get a handicap. Sheesh, he even cried about getting his hat burned at a Chiefs Bash.

Feel free to make one for the fun of it.

:shrug:

I definitely think his vagina is a little sore.

ROFL

God damn that is sweet!

ROFL Ok, I watched the vid. This is go ing to be so much fun. :clap:


















If we get a de cent story line go ing.

You all definitely need to watch the video. Like I said, it's fairly easy to figure out.

I think the judges are doing a fine job.

So now we have to do this challenge over Easter weekend???

Damnit!

Just get it done on Saturday. That way you'll have all day Sunday to hunt for your Easter eggs.

Question about the vet story line. Can there be a dragon?

No.

And we're discussing the story line via PM.

I guess I'll have to do it Saturday morning. All afternoon I'll be gone for mom's birthday. I don't think i can ditch out on that for a CP challenge.

Damn. Vets got the easy subject. Sex + Threesome = SOOOO many places you can take that.

Dude, I gave you guys 2 weekend days and 2 weekdays to get it done. That is going to be how this is run from now on so that it's fair to everyone. You have limited time on weekends, Bugeater has limited time on weekdays.

This is 100% fair.

You'd think so, huh?

I've been pushing that rope for 18 years now and the closest we've got to actually doing it was when she was eating Little Debbie snack cakes while I was giving her a back-rub because she was 7 months pregnant.

FML

The last story the vets did would've been so much better with a dragon. Just sayin'.

I see no scenario where those to things are not forced on Joey in your story. It seems like a no-brainer to me. FYI, you cannot use my dragon. We have exclusive dibs.

Oh, there's a dragon this time.

We are SOOOOOO using this shit!

From a story standpoint? Yeah. WAAAAY easier to make a threesome conversation funny than it is to do a criminal/Probation officer conversation.

The Vets better knock that subject out of the park. Anything less than excellence is fail.

SEX. Their Subject is SEX, FFS.

If you can't make SEX funny, then you can't make anything funny.

LMAO

If you can't make a meeting at the probation office funny, you have issues. And who says you couldn't make the probation officer female or a gay male?

THere's your sex.

Have fun

Oh...we have our ideas.

Do not worry.

We can make ANYTHING funny. I'm not worried about that. We have no shortage of ideas. I'm just stating that the Vets better kill it considering their subject.

I feel like it's a given that Joey will be raped by the probation officer so, really, they're not so different.

He should get raped by a dragon too.

Bonus points if there's a dragon in your stories!!!!

We have dibs on the dragon... and guess who he's probably gonna ****. Just sayin....

Now that I'm a judge I just want to wish both teams the best of luck. We're all counting on you.

Sucking up to me is not "required."

Not required but totally awesome!

I'm hoping competitors will understand what " " means.

:)

I totally missed those. Go back and edit it so it is bigger in size and bold.

LMAO

Sucking up is for pussies.

LMAO

exactly

Bug, I am starting to like you. Always thought you didn't have a heart but I just think it is a tough exterior with a sweet heart located way deep down inside. It is touching, really.

Don't believe him. Check my casino cash. I had $1947 before.

LMAO

NOONAN STOLE MY MONIES!!! :cuss:

Did he load you up when you were trying to win douche of the year? Something you clearly should have won, you douche.

I don't remember. A few people loaded me up. I think you were one of them.

And yes I clearly should have won DOTY. Apparently I pimp out my own daughter or some shit like that.

LMAO

You'll have that. I'm crafty now that I have "mod access" or something.

For how much?

I give the best mouth hugs.

Damn you Joey

LMAO

LMAO

Oh I love shit-talking n00bs. This guy right here? N00b of the year IMHO. That contest was rigged.

Orly?

By the way... Did you want me to change your username back to Beer Me?

Hey I nominated him but noooooo.... no one cares what I think.

No I like this one better now.

Ok then...

Sooo, it was all YOUR fault...

If I remember correctly my name change came partly out of my mentioning I didn't like my name anymore... then creativity ensued... then we decided on this one. Everyone who cares knows who I am. Yay for creativity!

12 years of marriage taught me that everything is my fault.

I'm with you, and I'll throw out my ace card, I've been married 12 years, total, to three women, divorced twice....

I guess I don't learn, LOL

Well the 3rd time must be a charm... and good luck with it heh.

FYI all:
I almost forgot to explain the scoring.
Possible 100 points can be scored. Up to 50 for humor and the same for creativity. In the event of a tie, I will bring in a guest judge who will post their scores.
If you made more than one video, the whole project will be scored together.

Are these going to be posted in The Lounge?