SPII : Game 7 and current updates about SP
 

Updates :
Gonzo has been suggesting that I'm making up a draft. I've been planning all along on splitting up teams with 12 guys left, and that's what I'm going to do. But I won't be combining new teams. It'll be every man for himself. Obviously, that's being anticipated by the Vets with the release of Dartgod.

However, once we enter every man for himself competition, we will still have some challenges that will force you to pair up. Sometimes you can pick partners, sometimes we'll pick them for you.

Immunities at that time will be awarded differently on a game to game basis.
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Game 7 :

We're starting rumors! Oh! Juicy!

We're still in teams this challenge, however you will be working by yourself pretty much. You are to pick one user from the other team to start a rumor about. Each person on your team is to pick a different member of the opposite team. Since there are more vets than n00bs, one vet will write a rumor about beerme.

We want these rumors to be outrageous and crazy. However, the trick is we want it to go beyond rumors, we want some kind of proof with these rumors. You are to investigate your guy and find as much evidence as possible supporting your claim, and present your evidence well.

An example would be if I were to say Gonzo lets horses **** him in the ass on the weekends.

Scoring -
30 points for evidence
30 points for how outrageous it is
30 points for humor
10 points for style(how you present your case)

Since the teams are not even numbered, we'll use the average of all the judge's score.

Do not make up evidence!


I could pull up a quote from years ago in a horse ****ing thread where gonzo made a saracstic comment that he ****ed horses. But maybe it wasn't a sarcastic comment? I also have quotes from lumpy saying he is missing on the weekends alot. And so forth. We judges want to laugh and be amazed. Woo us.

I am happy to clear up any questions.

EDIT :

Immunities go to someone from both teams, the person with the highest score average.

Working on the deadline.

Your accusations do not have to be real. You want to make them look real, but if it's real it's probably not "outrageous" enough to get a high score. And if you can't make fake shit look legit, then your score is probably getting hit hard in the evidence category.


Edit - deadline is Monday at nine pm central.

Edit: New Rule - Posting pictures making fun of handicapped kids will result in disqualification for someone on the n00b team regardless of who posts it.

When is this one ending so we can all get our research in.

Oh yeah sorry, I was going to wait to post that till I talked to you guys. I'm thinking friday night or monday night. What do you guys think?

Monday. Give the weekend CPer's a chance to dig up old posts.

This does not suit my strengths. I'm in trouble.

This should be fun. Helluva lotta work, but fun.

doesn't matter, starting tomorrow at 6am I'm working 72 hours from Wed to Tuesday.

regular shifts plus three day Army Drill this weekend.

Should have voted your worthless ass off the team. ;)

How the **** are you going to know if evidence is real? Are you going to go searching for a quote that I say happened?

And now you and only you have to provide a direct link to any and all quotes :)

This is great. I'm off to a huge early lead. I love this one.

Just 1 rumor or more than one?

Yes I am. And I want sources. Prick.

should we collaborate so we don't pick the same N00b to spread rumors about? Or does that matter?

I haven't ****ed a horse in a long time, Kurt. You're an asshole for bringing it up.

no, smack talk and funny posts are the more important things that a judge should be doing while I'm wasting my time waiting for a ****ing answer.

yeah make sure you don't pick the same n00b. Points will be docked.

Why don't you just randomly choose who we have to go after?

Because I don't want to hear about the same person twice.

I mean randomly line us up.....without picking the same person twice.

not a bad idea, it will save us time of deciding while some are on and some are off. If he doesn't want to, then you do it for our "team" pest....

that is a Good idea. I thought it's be Good to let you choose though.

Just pick someone you unorganized losers! Jeez we picked our people about 3 hours ago.

We already chose. It's not hard...

Why yes, I would like to take part in this game. Thanks for asking.

You can create a rumor about the remaining vet to make things fair?

I could make one about Pestilence thinking Brady Quinn is going to be the savior for the Chiefs.

Oh wait.........does that qualify as a rumor if it is true?

You're just being used as a scarlet letter.

OK, How are you not calling this? I think I just won.

Your false sense of superiority is almost humorous.
There's no room for dragons in this competition.

So... What's going on with this competition?

Nothing yet. They're all plotting another way to get rid of me. :D

When is this shit due again?

Is there a certain format that you want this in?

Due tonight at 6 pm. Need it in paper form, (triplicate) mailed to Joey's PO box.

Go **** yourself.

Nah seriously...is it due on Monday? Please indicate the due date in the OP. It just says "Friday or Monday".

I have no idea...

This is Joey's game. He hasn't informed me one way or the other. I'd say plan for Monday but maybe he'll extend through to Wed.

Here's my rumor: Gonzo likes to do gay shit with Sofa King.

Here's my proof: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...95#post8528395

for the last couple of days the op has says its due Monday.

Is that seriously your entry? You got to Monday.

No, you ****ing idiot, that is not my entry. This is:

Rumor: Joey is gay on Chiefsplanet

Proof:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...1111111111.jpg

Do I win?

I'd say that's a solid set of evidence, not very outrageous though. Tell us something new.

So I just pick a n00b and find something to make a rumor about?

Go check the vets thread...

I think somewhere in this thread or your team thread Omaha set everybody on your team up with a person to start a rumor about. You Gotta make sure you don't start a rumor about a n00b someone else on your team is working on. Part of the rules.

This is bullshit, I got stuck with ****ing lewdog. He's only been here six months and doesn't even have 2,000 posts. That's putting me at a huge disadvantage.

Meanwhile whoever has me has 43,000 posts to work with, how the hell is this fair at all?

Rumor : bug is an old cranky bastard

Proof : Go read any of his posts. Any of them.

That's what I'm saying. Whoever has me has it too ****ing easy.

trade with someone on your team.

Lewdog has some awfully interesting stuff lately, I could find some stuff in there. A good start would be his cig bitching thread.

No. No one should be stuck with him. I'm pretty sure everyone else in this competition has at least 10,000 posts. Find someone else with that many or I'm calling major bullshit.

Joey or Gonzo?

Im going to do a rumor on lewdog that will blow minds and be better than anything the vets come up with.

Hey You idiots, I just looked at the op. It says beerme, not lewdog. Dumbasses.

I'm still pretty far from 10k posts and pr easily found something on me.

Use me. Abuse me. I ain't yo average groupie.

Well, it looks like all that bitching paid off for me.

Asshole. :D

Two hours twenty minutes

Uhh...today is Sunday, not Monday.

Whatever. Keeping you on your toes.

damn I was just like "WTFFYFs"

Go ask me questions cc. I'm telling you, getting one of those spots is important.

By the way, that was; "What The ****ing ****, You ****ers"

I should probably get started on this.

ROFL

Nice move but damn I was waiting for a good rumor about me. :hmmm:

Lewdog is a closet smoker & he blames it on his downstairs neighbor so his girlfriend doesn't dump his ass.

Are we supposed to create a thread for these or PM them to Gonzo/Kurt?

Either way just get them seen. Pr made a thread, cc pmed it, any way you wanna do it. Could even post it in here.

Oh crap this due today? :eek:

Rumor sent to both Kurt and Gonzo.

So the big question is, who didn't submit a rumor? I haven't seen anything from KCTattoo, but I know he's got RL issues.

No one else comes to mind, but there doesn't seem to be enough rumors.

Haven't seen pestilence's, but I thought Kurt said he submitted it via PM.

Looks like everyone on the vet's team is accounted for, but 2 of them are extremely weak.

n00b team is missing KC Tattoo and I don't see one for Loochy. No clue if they sent them to Kurt or Gonzo. If not we are basically screwed.

I PM'd mine earlier today.

I'll let Kurt know where I'm sending my immunity.

I think I have 3 immunities if I include the 21 questions I won.

I'm giving the judges until 10pm central time tonight to submit the scores or I will declare the vets' team the winners.

No shit, bug.

55 minutes after the deadline that Joey set and Joey is absent to coordinate the judging. :shake:

I'm ready to judge but I pm'd a couple simple questions before doing so and haven't gotten responses yet.