Man sues BMW over erection
 

BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection

13 hrs ago
BMW is being sued after a customer found his BMW motorcycle gave him a persistent, lasting erection. No, not because it morphed into a sexy woman like that one Fiat ad, but because its custom "ridge-like" Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours, gave him priapism (medical talk for a persistent, lasting erection) which he further claims has made him unable to engage in sexual activity TO THIS DAY. Whaaaat? A minute ago we were writing this seat down on our personal shopping wish list; now we are discreetly crossing it off. If BMW is found liable, they will owe him money for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

http://now.msn.com/now/0428-bmw-lasting-erection.aspx

Unbelievable

Giving new life to the term Biker bundle of sticks.

I guess the seat was hard-on him...

Looks like BMW engineer made a huge boner with that seat design.

Hey this ought to be a new ad for BMW and their version to a new creative stimulating drive without drugs !

I can just see the new commercial/poster ads with Joe Sixpack with a huge smile on his face getting straddled with a hot chick on a Beemer bike !!!

C'mon guys; boner jokes stopped be funny s'long ago.

This guy should look on the bright side, at least he found a more convenient place to hang his helmet.

wow that was bad.

you don't have to be a Dick about it.
So what if his crotch rocket gave him a pocket rocket for the ol sock puppet?

That's a pretty stiff penalty

A definite new meaning for "crotch rocket" for sure:thumb:

Has the guy rode bikes before? Seems to me this should be happening to other people..

Pretty Stiff Penal ty

Don't be jealous.

LMAO

In related news, sales of the bike skyrocketed in the over 60 demographic.

When asked why, one elderly fellow stated, "one, it gets me the chicks and if the boner lasts indefinitely, as stated, I need only ride it around the block to last 4 hours."

They should name that model of seat "the Viagra"

Gochiefs?

I think it is a positive for BMW if true.. New ad material for them. "It'll make your dick hard.."

That will stand up in court.