Free BJ if you're a Miami Heat fan
 

i kid you not.
Porn Stars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro Give Details on How to Collect BJ For Heat Title.

more details.

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/20...or-heat-title/

If their was a site labeled whitesportsonline there would be a riot in LA

stooping to new lows here on planet earth

The criteria, alone, will shave the group of BJ-seekers down quite a bit.

Sara Jay "education" would certainly be worth it though.
She's a Hoover.

Can you imagine the conversation they must've had with their significant others? Yeesh.
"Babe, we're gonna need to make a larger-than-normal investment in mouthwash."

yik, sluts is fugly

tell me about it.
my dog probably wouldn't even. LMAO

Pass...

Jesus. How many punts have those faces blocked?

They need to be pretty to spitshine the mandangler?
Sara Jay could suck four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Her face be damned.

Looking at the picture in the link I'd be praying I get Dwyane Wade!!!!

Yeah buddy....

LMAO

Seems like a lot of work for a BJ.

My thoughts exactly. I would have to pretend to like the Heat and put those two whores on my twitter feed. No thank you.

or maybe even the chrome off a tailpipe. LMAO

And people say that this nation has lost its sense of honor. Way to keep your word, ladies. Way to keep your word.

Is the link work safe?

You're fired. :shake:

That will probably cost people outside of Miami $500.
Still though...it's Sara Jay. So I can see why some guys might fork that over.

If you're black, she'll swallow. Holla!!!

another sign of the Apocalypse!

Those tits on the right are downright scary....

It is unless you work for the Ku Klux Klan.

She does have an affinity for the brothers.
We share a mutual appreciation actually.
She's got a significant mass on her lower back.

If I met the requirements and lived in Miami I'd definitely do it. It would be the best beej I'd ever receive, I'm assuming..

Do you get to pick which girl you get it from? Or do they just stick you in two lines?

Jesus the blonde is ugly, and the brunette isn't exactly pretty.

And im sure his face was like this lol

Attachment 101454

Enjoy herpes.

Hey brah, you speaka english?

I'd fight someone to get a spot in Sara Jay's line.

Fix it there happy

If you ain't first, you're last.

-Ricky Bobby.



Never more true than in this situation.

Gross.

Way too much work to be sloppy seven hundredths and wear a nacho libre mask

I haven't read all the comments, but i was just wondering...is this legal?

not sure.
they'll prolly just classify it as a Sperm bank.

Thanks brah!

It'd be nice if they did it like a receiving line in a wedding, where one line got you a hug with both of them. ("Hug" is a euphemism in this context.) They could switch off the warmup role and the grand finale role from time to time.

I sincerely hope both these girl's mothers are dead.
I assume they had no father figure.

Sluttiness is not a crime. In fact, I think it's in the Bill of Rights somewhere.

I wonder how long each BJ will last?

Oh, they don't guarantee a completion? ROFL

Last guy on line gets to french kiss them.

Best part of this thread is that we have multiple Planeteers who can provide reviews on Sara Jay's blowjob skill level, seemingly without having to do any new research.

LMAO Now that you mention it....spot on.

the BJ's have just started, we're getting our first live shots in here at CP
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1..._2006/blow.gif
stay tuned..

That's what you call a BonerKrusher

Total they have over 300K followers combined. I'd assume a large number of people follow both... but imagine if 1% show up for blow jobs.

I'm gonna guess a couple hundred guys. And with the male nurse...
I'll bet 25% of them become ineligible due to "poor hygiene".

As liberal as they wanna make this offer seem...
They're gonna control those numbers.

Once again, pass...

but you gotta admit shes hotter than the two porn stars tho.

Who in the hell stands in line for an hour to be the 100th dude some chick blows? Damn people are ****in nasty.

I'm sure they're going to give everyone a time limit.....say a 1 minute window. Finish or not......you're done when the time is up.

Yeah that's usually how these things go.
Anything less than 3 minutes would be a waste.

I hope you've made this part up.

I don't have any personal experience with communal sex acts, but I have seen a few of those "World's Greatest Gangbang" vids.
They move those guys along pretty quickly.

Definitive proof that heat fans suck....

90% of Miami is a shit hole.

and the rest is in need of a good douching?

Hell the refs have been Dwayne Wade since 2006 why shouldn't their fans get in on the action and get it from a couple pros.

Setsun just JIHP

The day some of you would pass lol

GTFO

Not really, because nobody cares about Yachting, Polo, and NASCAR

Het having 80 dudes junk in her mouth prior to mine would be too close for comfort. That's almost gay.

Grasping at straws now. How pathetic. :facepalm:

I don't think Daman would go for it, so you won.

No thanks

Great until the CDC shows up at your house a week later with level A haz-mat suits.

WTF happened to Carmella Bing?

She's fat now.

:(

That would take nearly all of the sensuality out of it.

I don't really get the appeal of these porn stars with inhumanly large boobs. They look sloppy and gross.

Holy shit... Looks like someone stuck an air chuck in her ass.

That list sound worse than a trip to the DMV.

You want sloppy and gross, wait until after they've blown 1,100 dudes in one afternoon.

No thank i couldn't deal with that and less the one mins. sorry i need to be sucked out. We going to be there awhile.

I figured you would be wanting to bust a kcnut

I finally had the chance to take a gander at Angelina Castro.
I was previously unfamiliar with her.
She's definitely not ugly.

I came in here thinkIng Bonekrusher was giving out BJs as per the thread title :(

nah man, that ain't my Thang. LMAO