The Bugeater vs. Dr. Johnny Fever Fight thread
 

Bug has a small, flacid penis.

Beer me loves commercials so much, he starts channel surfing at the end of the commercial breaks.

HOLY CRAP

Anyone else see a resemblance here?

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Bugeater eats bugs because he hopes to gain their DNA so he can grow his dick to the size of a common dung beatle.

Damn... whipping out old shit from CP Survivor, eh?

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Eh, I don't have much else.

Bug once gave his mother-in-law cunnalingus because she looked so much like his wife.

Worst intarweb fight evar.

you're mean, i'm leaving forever /Fax

I knew we'd fail by page 1. If Bug would only tell a moma joke...

I don't get it.

Noonan likes a little Cheez Whiz in his Philly.

Somebody give this thread the death penalty.

Ooooh... I know what you mean by that... heheheh

fax and i did some pretend fighting too

until he grew a vagina and left

Let me get this straight.

And you wanted to haze the newbs.

I respect you as a baseball poster and that hurts.

Oh. So no one believes this. That's just great. Death before page 3.

I blame Bugeater for not fighting back harder than my 2 dead grandmothers.

It frightens me that you remember that. I had to dig deep for it.

Embarassing three way moments next on Fox News....

I think if we put our minds to it, we can find something we passionately disagree on.

I remember things man.

Bad things, man, bad things.

I made the mistake of thinking you'd fight back. We could talk about politics... religion...

If there's one thing I've learned here it's that CP posters never forget anything. It blows me away. I don't pay that kind of attention... except to know that Bug molests collies........................ nothing?

Sigh.

I pretty much ignore both politics and religion.

How about this: Ginger, or Mary Ann?

Silly man. Everyone knows that collies can't be molested. Them bitches just be asking for it.

Mary Ann. Duh.

Word. Can't rape the willing.

Janet, or Chrissy?

That one is closer... I'll go with Chrissy just because Janet was a dud in the personality area.

Chrissy was a goddamn ditz, wtf is wrong with you?

She had a prettier face and boobs while Janet was.... meh. You're obviously gay.

WKRP.... Jennifer or Baily?

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now we're talkin'!!!!


bug has helped me with a/c stuff.
beerme went out of his way to befriend me that one time.

wow, so many choices. who do i root for?

here's one: which batman? keaton or west.

I don't think I went out of my way really. I made the new years resolution to befriend someone I didn't know on CP. You and Kyle DeLexus stepped up so I love you both.

edit... oh and West. Really?

LMAO I was just about to post this vid.

Hey Lump you want to fight? My other friends don't.

Bailey.

KU vs Nebraska


Go

x10,000,000

This thread isn't working out.

okay. sorry to disappoint.

keaton or bale?

Where's the fight there?

That would be going against my rules. Rule #7: Never fight pussies.

:evil:

Never saw that Bale version but he looks gay so I'll say Keaton... but Keaton was boring too.

okay, here's a better one.

lumpy or (any other female on here)?

The degree to which you hate me is both disappointing and staggaring.

If I say Lumpy I get shit from people who are so stupid they think I have a crush or some shit on Lumpy.

So... Lumpy.

Because I enjoy moranic posts.

ohmygawd!!!!!

you haven't seen the bale version yet? if i was your daughter, i'd drive that new truck into your head? WOW!!!!!!!! did i just go there?

although on a serious note, i was talking to my best bud the other day, and he hadn't seen the bale version yet either.

i might be realizing that i watch waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much tv/movies/etc. and not everyone else in the world is living my lifestyle.

stfu

Deal with it. :mad:

I know it's unmanly but I'm not a big fan of any of the Super Heros movies. I find them mostly boring. I know... I know... turn the man card in....

I'm a big fan of pussies fighting each other. In fact pussy on pussy action is what I live for.

Ya know I try to be your friend....

Ok Fever, ketchup on a hot dog, yes or no?

Choose your answer wisely.

Noonan has THE epic beard

Noonan wins

Flawless victory

Only filthy communists put ketchup on a dog


Mustard...

LMAO Yeah, I can't fight w/ you. I tried, but I just cant.

I don't like ketchup on anything but fries. I had a county fair corndog today with mustard only.

Ooooo. Good answer. Nice bonus throwing in the mustard on a corn dog thing.

It'll be epic once it reaches my breast bone. Give me a few years away from work.

Who thinks that you have a crush on me? ROFL That's rich.

[QUOTE=Lumpy;8736472]stfu



awww, you have misunderstood me. i mean quality as a poster (since i apparently have my sarcasm filter turned off).

hugs?o:-)

You're so hard on me on the board but I know you're really a darling.

zztop.

bonus points.

what kind of facial hair does bug have? /noonan

It was pretty damn tasty. County Fair corndogs are the best ever.

I think Bugeater went to bed...

Matlock was over I guess

[QUOTE=cabletech94;8736496]No. I was telling you to STFU because I didn't want you bringing up cat fights.

***HUGS***

[QUOTE=Lumpy;8736505]Please bump my Free hugs thread, Thanks.

That's a good one. ROFL

Dr. Johnny Fever, as much as I love you, my heart will always belong to Bugeater.

I just trimmed it up yesterday so it's neat and kept. Sorry. That's not what I want. I need to look somewhat professional for work sometimes. Got a haircut too. Ugh. Look up recent pics of Jamey Johnson... that's what I want and will have once I can.

I don't think Bug has facial hair anymore.

No. You do it. :D

I knew we wouldn't last. We had a good run.

[QUOTE=Simply Red;8736508]i see what you're doing here SR. while i'll be a noob forever, i don't want to go all sportsracer here and have mods and stuff all up in my shit.

and lumps, can your man-mod explain why the post counts seem to be staying the same? i'd like to think that each and everyone of my posts are special, while i no that in actuality none of them are.

okay, here's a new one:

PEYTON MANNING or DREW BREES.

Wow, Luv... you went straight for the balls on that one. LMAO

isn't that what the women are supposed to do?ROFL