Who's drunk?
 

I love this site when I'm drunk.

Jared Allen.

I'm sure Smed is shitfaced, whereever he is.

I only had a solitary beer earlier, so not me.

Well today is my Friday. I'm assuming they're wont be many.

sippin on kc tea

No but i am baked.

LMAO

payton manning is drunk

Then he'll fit right in.

Not me.....but I can't damn sleep.

I am way behind, paycheck only hit the bank 2 hours ago , and I am off until monday, so only on 3rd beer

WTF is KC tea?
tea made in KC?

By "KC tea", he means "wiener"

WTF is KC tea?
tea made in KC?

I've had a few, but definitely not drunk.

If I were drunk id be attention whoring and bitching about things.

I will start again after 10am when I get off work.

You're awesome. Rep

Iam and watching Chappell show.

Ffgjjkkls. Wwss gff I am

Working on it.

LMAO
What are you, 18?

I'm almost there after 6 bloody Mary's.


Vegas Vacation is on Comedy Central ROFL. Some funny quotes


"Who's hungry?" I'll get the tongs.

"Where can I get some dam bait"

"I'll take some of the yella"

"This banana puddin' is extra runny tonight"

Jesus Christ. What's wrong with you?

I'm ****ing lonely



Wanna talk feelings?

I started in on a few beers and vodka tonics about 4pm, so I'm guessing you can start looking for posts that make precious little sense around ohhh, 9 o'clock or so...

Rep to my favorite poster

:toast:

I'm on my way there. Tried to take it easy earlier but still, been drinking since the Royals game.

Sober, but on four hours' sleep. I'm slimy, my skin itches and my morning walk felt like an acid trip.

Last night was my night. At the Blues festival baby!

LMAO sounds worse than being drunk.

Try a long, hot shower...

I actually got slightly tipsy last night. Had 3 drinks in P&L, paid way too much for 2 slices of average pizza, walked a few blocks back to my car and drove home behind a drunk driver.

Then I got home and a drunk driver flipped his car down the street, inciting about 7 cop cars to come screaming down and go into nazi mode.

Good times.

3 drinks is all it takes to get a buzz?

Good man, keep it that way.

The good old days...
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Right, these days I'm like a sotted old Conan on his crumbling throne... "another grog, wench!"

Hopefully, some hot and sunny summer weather, one of these friggin days I hope, wakes my ass up and gets me out n about and getting active/ sweaty... been a looong winter, I need a detox like a mfer.

Middle school rocked.

I keed...

There's a Storm coming, forecast calling for Grain.

Winter is Coming.