Dane Cook is a POS
 

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That guy never was funny.

Meh. It's too soon. Common mistake by comedians.

Can't open the video on my phone.

What am I missing?

Nothing. It is a Dane Cook video. If anything, your phone did you a favor by not opening the video.

He made a joke about the Colorado shooting that wasn't funny like all his other jokes.

I know I'm certainly in the minority...but I enjoy Dane.

If he cracks a joke about that...not sure what to think.

Definitely not a wise move.

That wasn't even funny, appropriate or not.

I watched his stadium show "in the round" on tv a while back and I've never seen a person work so hard physically to sell himself as funny yet fall so short. He wore me out just seeing the actual physical effort he put into everything he did and it was just.... unenjoyable.

the pussification of america ....

....one of the few people who evoke me wanting to punch their face in every time. was never funny.

Nope.

Never funny, not funny now.

Inmem58 should have his avatar forcibly changed, immediately.

I don't believe I've ever seen a Dane Cook routine, so I'm ignorant of whatever his deal is. Blissfully so, it seems.

flash most likely

I love how most of the comments ar elike "**** dane cook,. the movie wasn't bad...." and don't even care about the shooting ,LOL.

Too soon for that kind of joke.

I don't have much of a problem with Dane. He's got pretty good timing. Some of his stuff is funny and some is a little over the top, ok... a lot over the top.

Yeah, he's probably going to be the 2nd poster ever to make my ignore list.

Growing tired of the shit on this site.

I don't care that the joke is tasteless, but its just not funny.

LMAO

How that imbecile got famous I'll never know.

I guess nickelback sells concert tickets to somebody too.

Correct.

ROFL be careful what you wish for

Dane Cook is a bundle of sticks, I bet he stole that joke that wasn't even funny from someone else. A film like Batman, I mean, it's not even funny because everyone knows how awesome it is.

superhero movies are the best. statistics show I'm right.
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A completely innocuous joke.

Meh I'm not offended. I saw the movie a couple days ago and thought it would be funny to own a shirt that says "I survived The Dark Knight Rises." I wasn't at all surprised to see someone was already making it:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/survived-DAR...-/190706783083

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The more offensive thing is the seller is trying to spin it as something that is in memory of the victims. Good lord.

The most offensive thing about the joke was that it was told with the expectation that it was funny.

I neg repped him for it a couple nights ago. Might be my 4th or 5th neg rep ever.

I know, woohoo go me. But seriously. I know tragedy and comedy go hand in hand. But there's a reason "too soon" is a thing. And that's because, sometimes it is. Have some respect. At least for a while. A lot of people died there.

Kind of ironic that kstater would complain about this.

In a thread about a storm killing one and injuring 100 in St. Louis, he posted this little gem:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...93#post8579693

Apparently kstater holds Donx fans in much higher regard than Cardinals fan. Ain't that cute.

It's Dane Cook. Surely, nobody expected him to be funny.

Yeah, he's a special breed of asshole.

Heh, I'm in the minority. I've still not seen the video and probably won't because it sounds pretty distasteful.

Perhaps this is the sensitive phase of his monthly cycle.

You're probably right. The next time he visits his gynecologist, he should ask about Lybrel.

With all due respect, this isn't just a tragedy, it's terrorism.

If Dane Cook had made this joke this close to 9/11/2001 or shortly after the Oklahoma City bombing, the dude would have been blacklisted for a long time.

The beautiful thing about that kstater post was that it wasn't a joke, it was heartfelt, honest, sincere truth.

I'm not sure what you disagreed with there.... I'll just say that it's obviously both. A tragedy, and terrorism. I mean, it's both, right?

No, not a disagreement at all. It was most certainly tragic but the fact that a domestic terrorist was involved takes it to an entirely different level, something that is beyond our normal comprehension. If a movie theater isn't safe, where can we truly be safe?

We all realize and recognize that airplanes can crash. Cars can crash. Walking against a traffic light can lead to injury or death. But watching a film in a movie theater?

**** him.

This was one crazy ass wack job. He's not going to change what I do in any way. What he did has no effect on me going to see a movie in a theater.

Dane Cook goes way over on time, he drops by open mics and does 1 hour sets, at this point people are laughing IRONICALLY at him. I remember one time he tweeted "Had a magical show tonight" people were flat out laughing at how bad it was. I do have to say this, when you are Dane Cook, where do you go to hammer out material? Everyone having a cell phone requires the comedian to politely ask not to post the joke or jokes on the net because they are still working on them.

Between Cook and Carlos Mencia you get maybe 10% original schtick. They're basically the same person except one of them is a gay fish.

I didn't need to watch the video to be offended by Dane Cook's very existence.

Dittos.

This. Lots of innocent people were affected by this tragedy. IMO not something to be joked about.

Do you feel better about yourself?

Didn't watch it. Did he say he should of been the 13th? If so, kudos, comedy at it's heart is about speaking the truth.

Yay another open minded member.

Says the cosmic mind that thinks psycho boy must of had someone getting him popcorn and holding the door for him.

Instead of using the guy as your avatar for attention, why don't you go lay in traffic. Maybe someone in the the 4th car will g.a.f. about u.

THIS!

But besides him being a comedian and not being funny, he has every right to stand up and say whatever the **** he wants to talk about just like the rest of us. If it makes you uncomfortable or offends you, don't watch it.

Thats your opinion, I happen to share it but I don't want my and your opinions dictating what people can say and when its okay for them to say it.

Talk about a slippery slope.... :hmmm:

So the joke was how we often speak in cliche hyperbole? Wow, clever.

We're not ever "safe". This is real life. People die every day.

Still ****ed up tho

He's so bad, Carlos Mencia won't even steal from him.

Meh that's mild. You go to enough open mic nights you really see how nothing is truely off limits. I don't give a shit about Dane Cook either way.

LMAO

Dane Cook being a POS and Cardinal fans getting what's coming to them are mutually exclusive.

Wounded vagina much?

Self centered much?

Sort of like you being a hypocrite lowlife piece of ****ing shit?

WTF? What does being a Cardinal fan have to do with Dane Cook? And what do we have coming? We going to burn in the ever lasting fires of hell?

Kstater has put out the troll bait and the fish are biting.

When I'm called out for no reason, I usually respond. Is that considered self-centered, genius?

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Well thanks for providing an answer, what with whom the thread was about and all.

I'll be completely honest with you: I have no idea who you are, whatsoever. I don't remember ever having any type of discussion or dispute in any thread and don't remember anything about you.

So, if you want to act like a dickhead, so be it. But if you think it means anything to me, you're wrong.

Good day.

Who, your douchy hero?

You know what, actually this might be the least douchebag thing he's done. You know comedians are chomping at the bit to do it, but you also know they can't or else they'll get lynched. There's a lot of Dane Cook hate already, so he takes the heat for this, and then people can get the **** over the fact that comedians make jokes about goddamned everything.

Haha, I bet he catches as much heat for saying the movie was crap.

Heh, that was barely offensive. Stand up comedians are a different breed, they do the same thing to each other, there's very few subjects that are off limits.

Don't care.

I would imagine if something like this happened in the Middle East a lot of people would have a different outlook on it.

I was in Brooklyn visiting a friend about three years ago and we went to a comedy place somewhat near his apartment. At about 11:30 they announced that they had a special guest that night and Chris Rock walked on stage and did about 45 minutes of new material.

It was the funniest show I have ever seen and there was maybe 50 people in the place.

Gilbert Gottfried did a 9/11 joke at the Hugh Hefner roast which was about 3 weeks after it happened.

:thumb::thumb:

Dumbest and least funniest "comedian" in my life. He doesn't deserve the moniker of comic-that's an insult to every great comedian out there.

He isn't funny either.

You got that right ! They'd wonder why the whole theater wasn't blown up.

I wish we could've heard George Carlin go on a last minute tirade of what he thinks of Dane Cook before he passed.

If you opened a dictionary and look up "unoriginal" this loser is the first definition