You have sex 85 times a year
You have sex 85 times a year, according to a 2007 Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey. (Americans are far behind the Greeks, who averaged 164 times a year, and the Brazilians, who averaged 145 times year. The Japanese averaged only 48 times)
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Pfffft. I don't approach near that number lol.
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is that number figured with someone or by myself?
either way it's way off. :| |
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This is sure as shit news to me and GoChiefs
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People surveyed just met their new girlfriend a few weeks before.
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I'll settle for 85 sexings in my life.
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If im not mistaken, i think i only have one birthday a yr. so 85 is definitely wrong.
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I think I'm bringing down the curve a little. I am married after all.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again....gifs are one of the greatest internets inventions ever. Lol. A perfectly picked, and perfectly timed gif is hard to beat.
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That's nice and all, but what about the rape statistics among Raiders fans
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False.
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After 21 years of marriage. My wife and I.would be pissed at 85 times a year. Are you.kidding me? Wtf are people abstinent? .
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:p |
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Can I be the cool guy and say I get 85 in a month?
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I have sex way more than that.
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That's about once every 4 days. Seems reasonable.
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couple times a week in the old days .. been married for 30 years .. couple times a year more like it now .. its a process .....
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I need to go to Brazil, I love me some of them women and they are totally DTF
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How do they count threesomes? An argument could be made for counting it as one or as two. Or even more, depending on what happened.
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Well in that case.......yeah, nothin
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I'm thinking that the sex in the parking lot of the bar, which I've deemed the only sex I'll have at this point, is, perhaps,...for a lack of a better word...bad?
Sure...it's raw, it's ... okay, it's skanky shit that...I can't justify it. But I'm only banging hot chicks in my front seat. Is that okay? |
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I'm not getting the rest of the story though. I don't see why women don't love it just as much as men. Maybe it's because men sort of suck at sex and the women get bored and would rather fall asleep?? Just sayin |
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Maybe if guys would learn where the g-spot is instead of leaving it to the women, guys would get laid more?? If she is getting off, she is having a great time, if she is having a great time, she is coming back for more.
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My boss is from Brazil. He lived there until he was like 20 or something then came to America. He goes back 3 or 4 times a year, sometimes for months on end. He says that when he goes to Brazil, he doesn't try to pick up chicks. He claims he doesn't have to, they just come to him. Not because he's some kind of stud, but because there are a lot more women than men and the women aren't as hung up on status as American women are. He says American women are stuck up, greedy whores that only care about money. |
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I know where it is. In fact, I go there just so I don't have to have sex. I love the g spot. It takes a lot of effort out of the making out session and where it goes from there. Make a woman satisfied and I don't have to spend the rest of the night having to do it through sex. Which is a lot of effort. Seriously. |
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I kinda feel bad for girls sometimes. |
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If I get mine first then that's just too damn bad, sucka!!! |
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I was jk. The best way to maximize the pussy game is to do it the right way the first time (and every time for that matter). |
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BTW weren't we suppose to go to a Royals game? |
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I haven't been to KC, since the last Royals game I attended with the group. I'm trying to make it to the Bash. Not sure if that will work out for sure. |
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Chuck kills it. |
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Oh, and be prepared to wait on him trudging up the ramps. Most immobile **** I've seen in an long time. |
Boy oh boy, I'm really dragging down the averages!!!
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Damn, I don't LOOK Japanese
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This times eleventy billion. Every time I hear complaints of not enough sex, I'm thinking the guy doesn't know WTF to do in bed. |
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I'm trying to think how many years back I have to count to get to 85.
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85 times a year sounds about right. It's only 7 times a month. I'd say me and my wife are right at or above average.
Only thing I can remember putting a halt to our sex life was her being pregnant. That was all me though. I don't do pregnant. |
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I've been bringing down the average considerably this year, what with a two month old and all. Made up for some lost time during a trip to Vegas last weekend, though.
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Greece is good.
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