Possible trade suitors for Cassel? LNBS
 

Seattle - trade dead weight in hopes that new scenery inspires them? Cassel for Flynn?

Jets - Sanchez is shaky and their OC is of Parcellian lineage. Get 6th.

Cardinals - Kolb is broken, Skelton is ok and there is no one else. Get a 6th.

Browns - Because they are stupid enough to draft a 29yr old rookie long shot in the first round. Get a 3rd.

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The Saskatchewan Roughriders

How about GM beats off in rag and puts it in your mouth....And we keep Cassel.

Be lucky to trade cassel to anyone

Auburn needs help and they pay well...

We probably couldn't trade him if he was on league minimum pay.

With him due 17 million the next 2 years, we would be lucky if GODell let's us release him.

I wonder if there is any chance that he would say... **** it, and retire.

He is NOT THAT stupid.

If Pioli trades Captain Turnover for a bag of soccer balls we're stuck with Pioli forever.

That "concussion" knocked him out of the NFL forever. He is tainted goods. He signs on somewhere else in 13, and barring injury, doesn't make their 53 man roster.

St. Louis zoo?

"And here, ladies and gentlemen, is our Cassel enclosure where you can observe first hand the rare and increasingly endangered game manager quarterback captain as he works tremendously hard for no reason."

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It would be cool, we get him benched and still get a worthwhile trade out of him.

Would be nice, but doubt it.

Any GM that wants to acquire Matt Cassel should be fired on the spot. That includes drafting him, or watching him suck for years in person and then trading for him to be your guy...

If anyone wanted Cassel, I think it would be a contender. Maybe the Jets or Cards? Someone like that. No crappy team is going to trade for him.

...as he throws his Chiefs hat at the bratty kid tapping on the glass wall...

Hard to fathom a GM stupid enough to trade for Cassell. Just takes one however. After all, there was one GM stupid enough to sign him for 63 mil. America is great.

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Jags

You know peeholy is sitting by his phone scanning his office for candy wrappers and fully expecting a flood of calls for his boy. KC has to be the issue, afterall he was great in NE. :)

The guy will be a decent backup signing. zero value

OH MY GOD.

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We will certainly try and trade him to someone dumber than Pioli-if that's even possible.

If not, he will be waived and we owe him nothing next year and a very small salary cap hit. We took the brunt of the SC hit on the front end

I definately think we could get something for him if we really try and trade him. The guy has had two winning seasons out of four. He has sucked worse than ever but back up QBs who have won that many games are rare. We could at least get a 7th.

Maybe he can back up Cam with the Panthers.

Yeah, Jags and Cardinals are the only real, albeit miniscule, possibilities.

If we fire Piollllli and he somehow lands a job next year, he could fleece us by offering a 3rd rd pick. That's our only hope.

No one would give us a thing for this POS...

Nobody is going to trade for Cassel.

Especially considering that they'd have to pay him north of $15M for the next 2 years.

Pioli can keep his job if he flies to Boston, incapacitates Belichick, and physically abuses him with his penis until Belichick agrees to take Cassel back in exchange for Brady and a 1st round pick.

Scott: "Hey, we're looking to unload Cassel...we'll take pretty much anything"

Scott: "hmmm, he's the 32nd ranked QB in the league...we couldn't go higher than a 4th"

Scott: "[!!!!!]wow...um...well...we were hoping for more but I'll take it...deal"

Scott: "Great, that was easy"

Scott: "Yup, enjoyed negotiating with you...it's like how I imagine it in my dreams"

Scott: "Weird...you sound familiar"

Scott: "hmm...yeah, you do too...wait"

Scott: "Scott?"

Scott: "shit...[hangs up]"

I don't want to trade him.....I just want him to go there.

If Asante Samuel, an actually productive player, goes for only a 7th, then I can't imagine that Cassel will net us anything.

I think AZ would rather start Lindley than Cassel. Jags might bite for a 7th if Henne is an abomination but I doubt it.

How I hope the conversation goes.


(Ring, ring.)

Pioli: Hello?

Other GM: Hi, Scott, this is -

Pioli: You have a deal! Cassel will be on the next plane!

Any GM that would even think about trading for Casshole should be terminated yesterday.

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Bills.

This is how the trade would go.

We give:

Cassel
Cover his salary and bonus for the next two years.
3rd round draft pick

They give:

Not one ****.

No one would give a bag of dog shit for Cassel.

The Chiefs should probably do what the Donx did last year and cut Cassel in a few weeks. Go with two QB's and if Quinn gets hurt or continues to suck, ride out the rest of the season with Stanzi and see what he can do. Leave no questions for next year. The only downside is that you have a GM and a coach who are fighting for their jobs, not the No 1 draft pick, so that scenario won't happen...

To a gay whore house maybe.

Nobody is going to trade for Cassel expecting him to be their starter. The trade market for a backup QB can't be that much.

trade him to SD for clipboard Jesus. They have enough former Chiefs on the offensive side, why not one more?

I doubt Gailey wants any part of that mess.

How pissed would Bowe be if he got his wish and was traded, only to have cassel traded to that same team

He's a lame duck coach and they aren't trading for Cassel imo.

Casshole is going to ride off into the sunset with the cash he stole from Kansas City by licking Pussholy's taint. Noone is stupid enough to offer him a glass of piss if he were dying of thirst

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Cassel to the Jets would be EPIC

I actually may feel sorry for Cassel's family at that point.

NY would rip him a third asshole.


Then again, the nation would finally feel our pain and stop labeling him as a "pro bowl QB".

and they hire pioli as a consultant

Trade him back to the Patriots and McDaniels?

is this spost to be some kind of sick joke thread?

I hear there's good money in Alabama real estate.

**** you.

What exactly is his contract breakdown? I mean, how much has he already been paid (by year) and how much is he contracted for (by the year) still?

I'm wondering because Manning got 18, 20, 20, 19 and 19. Only that first 18 is guaranteed. Pending a physical next year, the 20's becomes guaranteed.

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I'd say ... pretty pissed.

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its too much math for your little simple denver brain to handle

One should never laugh at or deride the handicapped, Mr. Chief_For_Life58.

Besides, Mr. listopencil doesn't have a little, simple, denver brain. He has a giant melon brain that was merely overheated when his nanny stuffed him in the oven for a couple of hours while she went out to sell her underarm hair to the local sweater shop.

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Help me out if I'm wrong here. In July of 2009 he signs a six year deal. It's worth $63 MIL with $28 MIL guaranteed. So you can say $10.5 per year. He was paid $40.5 MIL for 2009, 2010 and 2011 (I assume) to cover the guaranteed part of the contract. That leaves $22.5 MIL over the next three years that KC is contracted to pay him, but they can still cut him with little to no penalty because they have already paid out his guaranteed money. Right?

You're a dumbass.

That's better. At least it took some effort on your part.

I think that's right. Although, part of the additional monies were in the form of a roster bonus that was paid in 2011, if I'm not mistaken. So, I'm not sure if he's owed as much as 7m per year at this point ...

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I wouldn't say "effort", Mr. listopencil ... I just copied and pasted that from an Orange Mane post.

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OK, and his cap hit is still 10.5 per.

You shouldn't go there. I don't. Haven't been in well over a year.

Ah ... the balance of the contract plus the guaranteed amortized over the life of the deal, right?

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Actually, I've never been there. I kinda made that up.

To tell the truth, the little man who lives in my thumb dictated that post to me.

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I think the cap hit is laid out when the contract is signed. $63 MIL over six years is 10.5 per regardless of how much he is actually paid during each season. It changes if guys get cut with guaranteed money left on the tab or, of course, if they restructure. It's been a while since I looked at the rules though.

Only the signing bonus is prorated over the life of the contract.

The cap hit for any given year = base salary for THAT year + any current, applicable bonuses (roster, participation, etc.) + prorated portion of signing bonus.

EDIT: In other words, the chances of someone trading for Cassel is less than zero because he's hitting the two highest base salary years of his contract.

Should have traded him after his "pro bowl" season. Might have gotten a 4th, then. Now he has no trade value. At all.

Pro Bowl. Priceless.

How about HELL? I mean I'd rather trade his soul to the debil for the guarantee at taking a #1QB in the draft than my own. So I think Hell would be a good suiter.


If I could think of a loop hole to get out of it I'd do it myself, but for right now I'd like to keep my soul in hopes to go to heaven. However come towards the end of my time and we not win a Super Bowl maybe there would be more consideration. I'd sell my brothers soul to the debil for a Super Bowl but he is a raitard fan so he is already going to Hell.

OK that makes sense. I had forgotten about signing bonuses, and the article I read didn't mention one.