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Buck 10-29-2012 09:53 AM

Toilet Bowl
 
Norv is laying on his back with the weight of the NFL holding a dagger right on his chest. You guys can finish it this week. Just give it a little push.

L.A. Chieffan 10-29-2012 09:54 AM

GFY

ShowtimeSBMVP 10-29-2012 09:55 AM

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scho63 10-29-2012 09:55 AM

Whatever coach loses Thursday will probably get fired the next day and I hope it's Romeo

Buck 10-29-2012 09:57 AM

Romeo wants payback in his first opportunity to avenge a loss this season.

BigMeatballDave 10-29-2012 09:58 AM

You ****ers better destroy us.

ShowtimeSBMVP 10-29-2012 09:59 AM

All the Chargers have to do is show up and they win.

GoChargers 10-29-2012 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9062041)
Whatever coach loses Thursday will probably get fired the next day and I hope it's Romeo

Maybe we should root for a tie so they can both be fired.

In58men 10-29-2012 10:00 AM

Here go Chargers here we go!!!!!!!!

Bugeater 10-29-2012 10:01 AM

No, no...NO. You ****sticks are going to win this game and you're going to like it.

Buck 10-29-2012 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9062057)
All the Chargers have to do is show up and they win.

Is that all? Have you seen any of our last 3 games. We don't show up.

GoChargers 10-29-2012 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9062057)
All the Chargers have to do is show up and they win.

You did see us get embarrassed by the Browns, right?

BlackHelicopters 10-29-2012 10:01 AM

The Chiefs will play good football. You can count on that. Straight from Crennel's mouth.

Bugeater 10-29-2012 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062066)
You did see us get embarrassed by the Browns, right?

You did see us get embarrassed by....ummm...everybody?

King_Chief_Fan 10-29-2012 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062066)
You did see us get embarrassed by the Browns, right?

40 mph gusts of winds, rain etc. will do that to a team with a poor rushing attack

ShowtimeSBMVP 10-29-2012 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062066)
You did see us get embarrassed by the Browns, right?

I'm talking about just getting to the stadium on time.

GoChargers 10-29-2012 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9062072)
I'm talking about just getting to the stadium on time.

We. lost. to. the. Cleveland. Browns.

ShowtimeSBMVP 10-29-2012 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062080)
We. lost. to. the. Cleveland. Browns.

In the rain and wind.

007 10-29-2012 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062080)
We. lost. to. the. Cleveland. Browns.

and the Browns are better than we are. You are not losing this game unless your team purposely loses.

Buck 10-29-2012 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9062084)
In the rain and wind.

Lol gtfo. We didn't show up.

royr17 10-29-2012 10:07 AM

the chiefs will lose you can believe that, this team is a abomination on the field

Buck 10-29-2012 10:08 AM

I don't know who this GoChargers guy/girl is, but I like him/her.

Buck 10-29-2012 10:09 AM

Hey bros. You guys can beat us so long as you don't turn it over 7 times.

thebrad84 10-29-2012 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062080)
We. lost. to. the. Cleveland. Browns.

We are, on every level, worse than the Cleveland Browns. Don't come here thinking you can convince any chefs fan that you guys are just as bad as we are or are in some sort of similar situation. We have history (1940) to prove just how god awful we are.

loochy 10-29-2012 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062031)
Norv is laying on his back with the weight of the NFL holding a dagger right on his chest. You guys can finish it this week. Just give it a little push.

We'll somehow slip and end up stabbing ourselves in the eye

GoChargers 10-29-2012 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9062084)
In the rain and wind.

The rain and wind didn't stop Weeden from thoroughly outplaying Failup Rivers.

Bugeater 10-29-2012 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062096)
Hey bros. You guys can beat us so long as you don't turn it over 7 times.

Sorry, but this team is fully capable of turning it over 7 times. Possibly even 8.

Brock 10-29-2012 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062080)
We. lost. to. the. Cleveland. Browns.

So will the Chiefs.

KChiefer 10-29-2012 10:12 AM

Our QBs have Couvade syndrome.

GoChargers 10-29-2012 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9062107)
Sorry, but this team is fully capable of turning it over 7 times. Possibly even 8.

Rivers can turn it over 7-8 times himself, and that's not even considering Ryan McFumblebust.

Buck 10-29-2012 10:12 AM

Chiefs 12
Bolts 10

DaKCMan AP 10-29-2012 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9062067)
The Chiefs will play good football. You can count on that. Straight from Crennel's mouth.

Crennel, when asked how, replied "I'm not exactly sure."

ShowtimeSBMVP 10-29-2012 10:13 AM

No way the chiefs go to San Diego in 3 days and win.

Chiefspants 10-29-2012 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062050)
Romeo wants payback in his first opportunity to avenge a loss this season.

You know who Romeo is, right? He still doesn't even know that we're playing on Thursday.

Sorter 10-29-2012 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062031)
Norv is laying on his back with the weight of the NFL holding a dagger right on his chest. You guys can finish it this week. Just give it a little push.

It is kind of sad to see the blame being pushed towards Norv when really, Rivers is the one who is struggling. Not that Norv should be absolved from the blame but Rivers doesn't have the zip he used to and is making poor decisions as well.

GoChargers 10-29-2012 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9062121)
It is kind of sad to see the blame being pushed towards Norv when really, Rivers is the one who is struggling.

They both blow chunks and need to start packing their bags, and they can take AJ Smith with them.

Simply Red 10-29-2012 10:15 AM

**** YOU!

KC_Lee 10-29-2012 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9062067)
The Chiefs will play good football. You can count on that. Straight from Crennel's mouth.

Define "good".

DaKCMan AP 10-29-2012 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9062121)
It is kind of sad to see the blame being pushed towards Norv when really, Rivers is the one who is struggling. Not that Norv should be absolved from the blame but Rivers doesn't have the zip he used to and is making poor decisions as well.

Or that they allow their best players to walk away: Vincent Jackson, Darren Sproles, Michael Turner, Mike Tolbert

Buck 10-29-2012 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9062121)
It is kind of sad to see the blame being pushed towards Norv when really, Rivers is the one who is struggling. Not that Norv should be absolved from the blame but Rivers doesn't have the zip he used to and is making poor decisions as well.

Not sure if you're serious, but Norv's traits have seeped into the entire team including Rivers. Nobody gives a shit except Rivers. I'm not saying that Rivers is any good, but he's bad because he's been Norvs QB for 6 years.

L.A. Chieffan 10-29-2012 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062096)
Hey bros. You guys can beat us so long as you don't turn it over 7 times.

asking too much

Bugeater 10-29-2012 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 9062125)
Define "good".

As in, the checks Clark writes me are always "good".

L.A. Chieffan 10-29-2012 10:18 AM

Browns arent bad, almost beat the Giants.

Cle fans feel bad for us

Bowser 10-29-2012 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062111)
Rivers can turn it over 7-8 times himself, and that's not even considering Ryan McFumblebust.

If the Chargers lose to the Chiefs, Charger fans need to fill their pockets full of rocks and walk into the ocean, because it literally could not get any worse than that.

ShowtimeSBMVP 10-29-2012 10:18 AM

The Kansas City Chiefs have a decent roster, but after a 26-16 loss to the Oakland Raiders, you would never know it. It’s true that the Chiefs have issues at the quarterback position and that blame falls squarely on Scott Pioli’s shoulders, but the coaching is to blame for allowing it to ruin their season.


The Chiefs are 1-6 and haven’t led for a single second this season. Turnovers are a huge problem and it’s as if the Chiefs didn’t have an extra week to solve any issues before playing a poor Oakland team. The Chiefs had four more turnovers against the Raiders to add to their league lead in that category.

The turnovers led to 13 points for the Raiders, who won by 10. The turnovers are a problem because Romeo Crennel and his staff have completely ignored Kansas City’s formula for success.

The formula has never been complicated; simply give the ball to Jamaal Charles as much as possible. Use a complementary running back to give Charles a breather if you are worried about his health and force the quarterback to manage the game with safe throws. Somehow, the Chiefs have failed miserably to use this formula in 2012.

Since 2009, the Chiefs are 5-4 when Charles gets 20 or more carries with an average margin of defeat of less than six points and an average margin of victory over 13 points. It’s not like this is a difficult formula to figure out. The Chiefs are 10-21 in games when Charles plays and doesn’t receive 20 carries over the same span.

Charles has received 20 or more carries two times in seven games this season. In both of those games, Charles carried the ball over 30 times. Overusing Charles is a risk, but failing to use him is job suicide.


Since coming to the Chiefs, Matt Cassel is 9-17 when attempting 30 or more passes and 10-8 when he attempts fewer than 30. Again, this is not a difficult formula to figure out and yet Cassel attempted over 30 passes in five out of six games he’s played in 2012. Quinn also had over 30 attempts in his first start, and by all practical matters, he’s not any better or worse than Cassel.

Cassel and Quinn combined for 34 attempts against Oakland. Charles received just five carries against the Raiders for four yards. Quinn and Cassel ran the ball nine times while the rest of the team carried the ball 13 times. That’s 43 drop backs to 13 runs in a game that the Chiefs were in until the third quarter. Unless Charles was hurt, there is simply no excuse for such a lopsided ratio.


Blame Pioli for the quarterback situation that forces the coaching staff to live and die by the health and effectiveness of Charles. Blame the coaching staff for trying to be trailblazers with bad quarterbacks and failing to use their best offensive weapon.


The defense is also a problem in Kansas City, but the offense isn’t giving them much of a chance. The defense played well against Baltimore and New Orleans. It should be no surprise that Charles had more than 20 carries in these games and Cassel had more than 30 attempts in one of them (an overtime game).


Kansas City’s defense held the Raiders to 2-of-12 on third down and only let them score one touchdown on six trips to the red zone. What more can the defense do when the offense and special teams gave the Raiders five drive starts in Chiefs’ territory, including two inside the 20-yard line?


The good fans in Kansas City have been forced to watch an atrocity for seven games and unless the ownership comes to their senses and makes a mid-season change, it’s probably time to start counting down the days until April.

http://bleacherreport.com/arti...y-to-26-16-loss


Still think we can win Buck?

Ultra Peanut 10-29-2012 10:19 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

58-4ever 10-29-2012 10:19 AM

This is our year to draft a QB, don't **** with that. Although that looks fuzzier as some of the prospects don't look as good as they did early in the year. But still, GFY.

MIAdragon 10-29-2012 10:19 AM

**** you we have our own sword to fall on.

Buck 10-29-2012 10:20 AM

You're going to win.

Source: We're the Chargers / Chargers record vs Chiefs in prime time games recently

Sorter 10-29-2012 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062123)
They both blow chunks and need to start packing their bags, and they can take AJ Smith with them.

Trust me, I agree that Norv isn't HC material. Love his offensive concepts and how he utilizes personnel. Unfortunately, he can't manage a team + calling plays, and he is getting sub-par QB play.

Honestly, I would tell the Chargers to think about trading up for a QB or hiring a WCO based HC or OC. If you have Rivers throwing shorter routes more often, it allows him to get in rhythm and build his confidence IMO.

L.A. Chieffan 10-29-2012 10:21 AM

Obvious troll. Please ban.

Sorter 10-29-2012 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9062127)
Or that they allow their best players to walk away: Vincent Jackson, Darren Sproles, Michael Turner, Mike Tolbert

That too. I don't think Jackson or Turner would have stayed with the same contract offers, but Tolbert and Sproles definitely.

Buck 10-29-2012 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9062146)
Trust me, I agree that Norv isn't HC material. Love his offensive concepts and how he utilizes personnel. Unfortunately, he can't manage a team + calling plays, and he is getting sub-par QB play.

Honestly, I would tell the Chargers to think about trading up for a QB or hiring a WCO based HC or OC. If you have Rivers throwing shorter routes more often, it allows him to get in rhythm and build his confidence IMO.

Gruden next year probably.

Sorter 10-29-2012 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 9062153)
Obvious troll. Please ban.

O q? Eu?

Canofbier 10-29-2012 10:22 AM

Any else reminded of this?

Sorter 10-29-2012 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062157)
Gruden next year probably.

Jay wouldn't be a bad fit based on your personnel, IMO.

Hiring Clements and letting him call plays wouldn't be bad either. Not sure he would leave, but that would be an opportunity to work on his resume and see how he does with more responsibility.

GoChargers 10-29-2012 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062157)
Gruden next year probably.

Cowher.

ShowtimeSBMVP 10-29-2012 10:28 AM

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

If Quinn is healthy and can go he will start Thursday #chiefs



CHARGERS WIN

Buck 10-29-2012 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062174)
Cowher.

Cowher will never coach the Chargers.

We already ****ed ourselves with anyone in the Marty coaching tree.

Sorter 10-29-2012 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062128)
Not sure if you're serious, but Norv's traits have seeped into the entire team including Rivers. Nobody gives a shit except Rivers. I'm not saying that Rivers is any good, but he's bad because he's been Norvs QB for 6 years.

Serious, but I am not familiar enough with Norv to know his "traits". I do know that his philosophies offensively work and have worked for several teams and continue to be effective. That being said, he is not HC material and shouldn't be leading a team IMO.

KCDC 10-29-2012 10:37 AM

This is a fun thread. Usually, fans of another team come onto a rival's board to talk smack, and they get flamed by homers. Here, there is a spirited debate about which team is a greater failure. Both are huge disappointments; but, the title of EPIC Failure must wait until later in the season.

Buck 10-29-2012 10:42 AM

You could argue that our last 3 seasons have been much more gut-wrenching than yours. One thing is for certain, both of our fan bases are hurting because of inaction, ineptitude, and pure apathy from the heads of our respective organizations.

Sorter 10-29-2012 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062258)
You could argue that our last 3 seasons have been much more gut-wrenching than yours. One thing is for certain, both of our fan bases are hurting because of inaction, ineptitude, and pure apathy from the heads of our respective organizations.

Wanna combine teams?

ShowtimeSBMVP 10-29-2012 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062258)
You could argue that our last 3 seasons have been much more gut-wrenching than yours. One thing is for certain, both of our fan bases are hurting because of inaction, ineptitude, and pure apathy from the heads of our respective organizations.

Do you think Rivers is done or Hurt ?

Sorter 10-29-2012 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9062273)
Do you think Rivers is done or Hurt ?

Personally, I think he is done unless he can learn a WCO and perform in that system. The days of Rivers hitting deep outs, corners, and posts are over IMO. He doesn't seem to be able to fit the ball into tight windows with zip anymore.

Buck 10-29-2012 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9062273)
Do you think Rivers is done or Hurt ?

He's done.

bevischief 10-29-2012 10:54 AM

This is sad...

Canofbier 10-29-2012 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9062267)
Wanna combine teams?

That question followed by the winking dude in your signature is sending some strange vibes out of my computer screen.

Sorter 10-29-2012 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9062329)
That question followed by the winking dude in your signature is sending some strange vibes out of my computer screen.

It's Doc Holliday. Watch Tombstone, then get at me, bruh. ;)

ToxSocks 10-29-2012 11:03 AM

Thursday Night Primetime game in San Diego?

Gee, i wonder which team will be more pumped?

San Diego in a Landslide.

Sorry Charger fans, but this is our year.

Sorter 10-29-2012 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9062372)

Sorry Charger fans, but this is our year.

LMAOLMAO

Yes!!!!!!

Bugeater 10-29-2012 11:09 AM

OUR TIME

Bowser 10-29-2012 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062258)
You could argue that our last 3 seasons have been much more gut-wrenching than yours. One thing is for certain, both of our fan bases are hurting because of inaction, ineptitude, and pure apathy from the heads of our respective organizations.

Honestly, I'm suprised AJ Smith doesn't get more of the Pioli treatment than he does.

ToxSocks 10-29-2012 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9062407)
Honestly, I'm suprised AJ Smith doesn't get more of the Pioli treatment than he does.

What for?

Everyone knows he's gone. I was talking about this with my wife this morning.

Charger fans don't need a SoC like movement. AJ and Norv were brought in KNOWING that this was their last shot.

Those guys are as good as gone.

FlaChief58 10-29-2012 11:15 AM

The Bolts will crush us so convincingly that Norf will sign a ten year contract extension on friday

loochy 10-29-2012 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9062258)
You could argue that our last 3 seasons have been much more gut-wrenching than yours. One thing is for certain, both of our fans are hurting because of inaction, ineptitude, and pure apathy from the heads of our respective organizations.

FYP

Bugeater 10-29-2012 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9062419)
The Bolts will crush us so convincingly that Norf will sign a ten year contract extension on friday

Yep, this will be the game that turns around their season and saves everyone's jobs.

lcarus 10-29-2012 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062066)
You did see us get embarrassed by the Browns, right?

You all whooped our ass at Arrowhead. No way we win in SD.

GoChargers 10-29-2012 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9062419)
The Bolts will crush us so convincingly that Norf will sign a ten year contract extension on friday

....with the Chiefs. :evil:

loochy 10-29-2012 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9062468)
....with the Chiefs. :evil:

NORV FOR GM


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