CP lexicon may have ruined things with my gf
Well not literally... but I am about half in the doghouse.
You're gonna laugh... We were having a "pretend fight" during a discussion a while ago. You know... one of those where you disagree over something small and in fun you start throwing playful barbs back and forth. Long story short it ended with... her... "I think you should just admit I'm right" me... "I think you should shut your whore mouth." Well things stopped being as fun at that point. LMAO I've explained CP and the lexicon. She has her doubts. If anyone could verify here that I was indeed just using the lexicon or link a post with it... well I'd be grateful. However I realize that by asking that no one is going to do it lol. I'll squirm out of this somehow... in a few days. Maybe. Feel free to laugh at me. I've got it coming. |
You are a dumbass.
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You shut your whore mouth,
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WELL................ yeah. Heh. |
Oh ****.
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This. |
Has nothing to do with the CP lexicon, and everything to do with your pea brain.
Own it. |
"Shut your whore mouth" is used universally. It's not in the CP Lexicon. That'd be like saying it's an Arrowhead Stadium thing to sell overpriced beer to fans.
You're screwed, dawg. Sorry. |
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It just popped out and it seemed like the thing to say... LMAO |
LMAO second good chuckle you've provided me today.
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The only one I use on my wife is "Tits or GTFO".
I once yelled at the the TV,"I hope that POS falls into a pile of AIDs needles!", she gave me the WTF look, than laughed her ass off. |
I have no problems with Dr Johnny Fever, great guy.
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That expression has never been used on Chiefsplanet. Stop blaming us for your disgusting behavior.
Oh, and would you post naked pictures of your girlfriend, please? |
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I literally said those exact words to my girlfriend yesterday. I have no idea what CP Lexicon is.
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Dude, NEVER "pretend fight" with your lady. Stuff happens and all you get is "pretend makeup sex" with your hand.
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Just because Will Ferrell says something doesn't make it OK to repeat.
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Heh, that's not so bad. I thought you told her to hang herself from a flaming aids tree or to go drink a glass of anti freeze or something.
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Did u ask her if u could PIIHB?
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No idea what you're talking about man.
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I say that to Lump every day.
Her, "What's for dinner?" Me: "Shut your whore mouth." It's no big deal. Tell your old lady to stop being a doucher. That'll help |
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Girls don't pretend......EVER......because girls by nature don't have thick skin.
Trust me, there's NO SUCH THING as a fake fight. |
You know what will help?
PIIHB |
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ROFL
The whispering eye shall forever be closed. |
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Johnny why were you having a pretend fight? Is your relationship boring?
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LMAO |
Your and idiot. LMAO
This will help calm her down: http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/615/antifreezex2.jpg |
Fever, we all are with you. Hope your hand doesn't get callouses.
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If you wanna end an argument.....if your girl is wearing sweatpants or something that comes off easy......just go up behind her and de-pants her LOL.....I've done and it works like magic....she just sits there bare assed, speechless...and usually they just start laughing. |
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LMAO It's all going to be good anyway. I thought it was funny in case no one could tell. |
shut your whore mouth isn't a CP lexicon. It's just something people say to stupid ****s.
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As a moderator of this site I would just like to say that we would instantly ban someone for talking that way to another member. You didn't get there here, mister.
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it was a pretend fight /OJ
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I realize people don't read everything in a given thread but it's CP lexicon to me because I haven't heard it elsewhere.... as Q'd and explained before.
Sheesh. So serious around here sometimes. |
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Well played. |
Fever, no offense, but I'm going to side w/ the others about it not being a CP lexicon.
After doing some extensive research, it appears that the phrase originated from a porn. Ya know, I honestly never figured you were into clowns, ostriches, and cheddar cheese. But hey, whatever floats your boat. :thumb: Edit: ROFL Sorry. |
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A. More than I care to know sometimes. LMAO |
Don't listen to these dipshits, girls love being called a whore. They also love C word as well.
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The only logical next step, is to suggest that she could stand to lose a few pounds.
"those jeans use to look good on ya, baby" |
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The obvious solution is to have her register here and we will happily clear this all up with her.
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Stand by... |
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Bant. |
Explain to her who wears the pants. /thread
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With stars in his eyes. |
I don't know beer me, you say some really bad shit at times. Maybe if you'd just shut your whore mouth, you'd get by okay.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...01#post7969301 |
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You should fake call one of your friends and carry on a conversation where you drop that phrase like three times.
"Oh, shut your whore mouth bitch, did you really get a raise at work today?" "Yeah, I shut my whore mouth and clocked out a little early today, how about you?" "You catch Arizona shutting USC's little whore mouth this weekend! Whata game!" |
I said that to my wife and she laugh her ass off. Now she often tells me to 'Shut my whore mouth.' Good times.
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Oh, look... a controller! *CLICK* Sweet! The 2012 World Series of Poker is on! |
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