gift from the chiefs
 

So I take my son out to the game sunday. We end up being the recipients of the fan apreciation row prize pack. We get on the big screen and get to go receive our "prizes". The prize is a $20 scratchers card, but they wont give one to my son cuz he's only 10. They wont give me his, even though I have two tickets in the row. Cheap bastards. So, the rest of the prize pack is a 2012 chiefs yearbook, of which, half of the people in it wont be here next year, and finally, drumroll......... A Heart CD. Yeah, Heart. You know, that blonde that used to be pretty thirty years ago with the fat sister. So, I end up with a scratchers card that doesn't win anything, two worthless chiefs yearbooks, and TWO crappy CD's. I tried to listen to the cd on the way home but my son and I agreed it sucked, so both are in the quickdrip dumpster. What a cheap assed organization.

Did you go crazy on them?

sometimes theres a free chicken sandwhich on the ticket if you want to drive 30 minutes to get it.

You take what Clark gives you and you like it!

that's the stuff Clark gets for christmas from his poor relatives...re-gifted

cassel and tyson jackson won on their scratchers tickets is the problem

we're the Packers of the 80's.

remember back then when players around the league sucked, coaches used to threaten sending them to Green Bay if they didnt get their act together.

ROFL

That was pretty heartless for them to treat your son like that.

It's your choice to be a fan you know....

The part about the Heart CD sounds completely made up. That is unbelievable.

Did you throw out the CD, or did you kick it out?

No, its real. We each got Hearts new CD titled Fanatic. It sucks. And yes, we tossed them in the quicktrip trash on the way home

Can you please expand on the quickdrip part of the post.

That sounds kinda fun.

sounds more itchy to me

ROFL

You are lucky you didn't "Win" two season tickets at half price!

The chiefs said you're no "magic man".

Ooooooooooooooo barracuda

Agreed. Hard to believe they ran out of Train cds.

Just be glad you're not there for Nickelback Appreciation Day.

****LMAO****

Heart

At no point did I doubt a single part of this story...

Wow, a heart CD.... Man, I was listening to the music in Arrowhead on TV last Sunday and thinking about how far it was behind the times. The offense we run is behind the times. It's like everything with this organization is behind the times. It's just plain bad.

bow dah dah wow dah dah wow WOOOOWWWWW *guitar riffs*

What about love? Don't you want someone to care about you?

Sounds like you got the Clark Hunt super saver gift pack. He gave those away at his class reunion too.

Geez, they could have at least thrown in a pack of socks or underoos.

I bet Heart was Clark's choice. I can visualize him sitting up in his box crying and listening to "Alone" while he watches the game.

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Autographed Pez dispenser in Cassel's likeness

Only pez dispenser guaranteed to miss your mouth entirely and shoot the candy on the floor.

LMAO

that happened once in college

prolly outlaw cd's .. clark knows black-market .....

It would be funny if they gave them burned Memorex CDs with "Heart" written on in sharpie. With the memo "From Clark to a great fan!"

I am suprised Heart wasn't on 8-Track...Chiefs and 8-Tracks...Oh Yeah!

the CD was so crappy, I'm sure Heart has some pr person that gave them to the chiefs for something like this. No way the chiefs bought them.

We are talkin Kansas City Chiefs right?

not only that, but who in their right mind thinks a band like Heart fits the demographic for chiefs fans?

Deb.

She adores Heart!

I actually like Heart you ungrateful, classless, and deranged fan.

I know! They should give away some Lynrd Skynrd or Kid Rock or something.

LMAO

Went to a college hockey game a couple of weeks ago and instead of giving away $100 per goal to a fan, they gave away $50 in $1 scratch tickets... then at intermission they gave away tickets to horse racing. :spock:

I thought the prize was upgraded seats, or is that another giveaway?

Ann Wilson = Rosanne Barr

thats the seat upgrade givaway. This was our entire row.

Hey, I'm not classless

I never really cared until I met you.

So did you and your son go dressed as the Dog and the Butterfly?

Gotcha.

The scratchers, CD's and books must have a net value of less than a DiGiorno's small pizza these days.

So, so ungrateful. The team sucked, and you got a shitty prize, but it's as if seeing actor and former Chief Fred "The Hammer" Williamson do the pre-game coin filp meant nothing to you.

Could have been worse. They used to force feed those nasty pizzas to winners

surprised they didn't give you a gift where you come onto the field at halftime; and at one endzone there sits $500 in cash; but you're in the other endzone. you have to run to get it.

the catch is, they only give you 10 seconds to get there.

"Oooooo. So sorry!. Good try. Let's give him a hand everyone!!"

Heart huh?

Do the Chiefs think we all drive Cameros and wear mullets??





Oh wait......

The contestant is Usain Bolt. Plan backfires on Clark

Next up, winners get brought on to the field to run endzone to endzone. All they have to do is avoid chainsaw wielding KC Wolf and the hottie on the back of Warpaint. If they make it, they get free chili cheese fries, a 20 oz. drink of their choice, and two free preseason tickets to the game of their choice next year.

That explains a lot...

Well the scratchers ticket probably had better odds of winning than the team did. So there's that.......

Better 3-4 DE prospect, Glenn Dorsey or Ann Wilson?

So as soon as she turned fat, she couldn't sing anymore? Was it a video that you needed to look at her?

I'm surprised they weren't giving away Brady Quinn bobble-heads.

It's true. They advertised that on the scoreboard a few times during the game. My dad and I had to confirm with each other that we really just saw that.

No, she can probably still sing. the cd sucks though, and if you filled arrowhead with 70,000 fans and asked them to rate the top 500 bands they'd like a free cd from, I'm pretty sure not a single person would say Heart. So, it was more of a wtf?

Shocked it wasn't Ram Jam

Jesus. That sounds like a King of the Hill gag or something. I'm not surprised at all because it's the Chiefs, and they're about as clueless and out of touch as the Royals when it comes to fan appreciation and interaction, but still.

This is better than the time I caught a MetRx T-shirt out of one of those shirt bazookas at an Aztecs basketball game.

I agree that's terrible marketing!! Maybe they'll clean that house too and I can apply for to be their marketing director in 2013.

How many of those 70,000 would realize they're not going to get a free Justin Bieber cd?