Planet Nibiru almost here and explanation of coming zombie apocolypse
 

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Fire Pioli

LMAO Wow


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If we sacrifice Casshole, Romeo, and Pioli will it go away?

I had to quit listening when he said "astromoners" in the first few seconds.

If I hold a box of Bulletts on my head I think I'll be OK

Astromoners


LOL fail


then he says 50's then 60's...LOL

SO fake

"Nasa employee" = janitor.

It's real. This guy worked at NASA. He was tongue tied because he was excited.

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Proof morons can reproduce . It has 7 planets and its own sun and yet no one can see it LMAO

Tin foil hats will not be good enough. They need to be lead.

No, antifreeze.

He was tongue tied because he is a drunken idiot

That's horse shit Mr. Nasa Scientist Sir...the red dwarf lined up behind center on Thursday night and I saw it with my own eyes.

I think this may explain why no one wants to send their kid to a free astronomy class. They might see Niburu. Yeah thats the ticket.

But I didn't see the rust get shaken off?

Good thing I just checked on my Y2K bunker.

:shrug: Worth a shot though.

My luck, it will remove everything from my memory but chiefs losses.

At this point thats probably the bulk of your memory anyway. LMAO

Wow... Now I know why I have been sleeping all weekend...

Wouldn't that be a kick in the ass. I would raise all my kids and the world would think Pioli, Cassel, Quinn , Daball, will all be gods. Because it's the only history there would be. ROFL

Somebody would write a book and we would all be doomed LMAO

Wow. Chiefs suck.

Im gonna believe world reknown scientist Micheal Brown alil more then some religious fanatic cheesedick on youtube who wont even say who he is.

anyway if this is gonna happen, which it isnt because super uber nerds that spend their lifes looking thru telescopes say there is no evidence of this so called solar system moving towards us, theres absolutely nothing you can do about it so keep enjoying your life and hating the chiefs management

Can't hurt to try.

I used to want to be an astromaner. Maybe I'll take that Astromaner class at Science City.

Come on down, wear like Meige colors :)

Ummmmmm. That much mass doesn't have to impact another planet for it to completely screw up the Solar System. The gravity alone will throw things into chaos.

Great, now were gonna have to deal with that jar jar binks thing and his dumb ass ideas all the time.

Saying that, what are the realistic chances of having a rogue planet tear-assing through the galaxy, much less a failed dwarf star(?) with its own planetary system? I'm no astrophysicist, but wouldn't that violate a physics law or five?

Depends on what you call rogue (is it all a part of the grand plan?) but the galaxy is a huge place...SO I would say 100%....(new stars , cooling down have planets form and the orbits arent stable yet)...(In addition singularities / super novae can occur and begin to cause unstable orbits and drawing solar systems near to them inward etc...)

If you define 'rogue' as 'non stable orbit' then the odds of your question are 100%....

Although I have a feeling you meant solar system (instead of galaxy)....in which case that drops the odds to 0%, since the orbits of the planets and moons have all been relatively stable for a million years or more.

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Are we sure the planet in question isn't Mongo?

How do you know they've been "stable" for millions of years or more? There are objects in the galaxy that we've never seen ... let alone things that, if we did see, we wouldn't understand.

On top of that, there are massive explosions taking place in our galaxy all the time. Enormous blasts of energy from dying stars or super novas or big paper bags or galactic bubble wrap. Any one of those events could break a large object out of orbit and send it hurtling willy-nilly through space and, assuming it's big enough, it could pick up other objects into its gravitational field as it travels.

I, therefore, urge you to revise and amend your prior remarks.

FAX

So why don't we train some oil drill guys off the gulf of Mexico, train them to be astronauts, get them to land on this body of planets and drill hole deep enough with exlposives powerful enough to blow them up. It could be our only chance.

From what I've read on it before, it's on like a 3500 year orbit and has passed by before many times. Not saying this is true, but is what I've read.

I started to listen to it. Then I saw 15 minutes long. It lasted 3 seconds.

If it doesn't go away, at least they will. So its worth a try.

Weekly World News has a story on this. Guys, I think we may be TRULY ****ed this time.

http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpre...biru.jpg?w=610

Fax, I urge to to read what I actually wrote, take your head out of your ass b4 you comment. ( I said solar system, and can back up what I said...and basically said the same thing about the galaxy as you did)

Since you are obviously a moron, the Solar System is not the same thing as the galaxy.

Perhaps if you weren't so busy trying to portray some character , you could spend that energy actually reading what people write as opposed to just babbling like a complete idiot.

November 21st? A day before Thanksgiving? What kind of sadistic shit is THAT?

You've obviously never tasted my mother-in-law's mashed potatoes. :grr:

This ****ing Nibiru thing is a hilarious joke.

Literally, every six months on some ****ed up sites like http://GodlikeProductions.com or AboveTopSecret.com ... IS THE TIME THAT NIBIRU'S COMING, FOR REAL THIS TIME, GUYS!!

Wait a minute - even YOU don't believe in this? :D

LMAO

(And really, how hard is it to **** up mashed potatoes? The wife does two batches for us - one made by hand, the other made by whipping, lol)

ROFL

Damn, girl.

Were you always such a whiny little baby, Ms. Pawnmower? Or did you have a sex change recently? If so, I think you'd better have a chat with your physician. He needs to adjust your hormonal supplements to account for your tantrums. I can only assume that the adjustment will be difficult. But sadly, your panty issues are getting in the way of your think stuff.

As for your wacky-ass comment about the "solar system", Ms. Bullwinkle ...

You said it's been stable for millions of years. But that doesn't mean that it always will be. There could well be an object that encounters our "solar system" that was launched (due to the aforementioned explosions and things) from elsewhere in the "galaxy" that would crash into our "solar system" and send parts of our "solar system" spinning off into who knows where ...

I hereby challenge your knowledge of solar system stuff.

As for this "portrayal" thing ... it's funny because I am almost exactly the same in real life as I am on my computer. The only difference is, in real life, I don't type as much.

FAX

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Still can't read you ****ing reerun?

Try going back again.

Jesus christ you are one god damn stupid ****ing idiot...

1) http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/strawman

2)http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...-t48uU0#t=154s

(Specifically here since your brain is obviously too decayed to pay attention for more than a few seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...-t48uU0#t=184s )


Now kindly go **** off and talk to someone who is as dumb as yourself, and stop wasting my time.

One of life's simpler pleasures: watching those of limited intelligence insult the intellect of others.

What are the first signs of brains being sucked out of your head when planet x gets closer?

So did you just join in on the cosmic circle jerk, O superior hypocrite?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Or do you just think you are smarter than others while not actually realizing how ****ing lame you are?

I am not making any claims as to my intellectual surpluses nor my deficits, but yours have been displayed here many times.

Now you are a liar as well....In your last post you claim you are watching others of 'limited' intelligence, therefore implying yours is not.

Why don't you go back to my original post, the one which Mr Fax attacked , and I am defending...and tell me what is incorrect?

Why do you simply come into the thread, make an Ad Homenem attack, and then leave ( a reeruned "hit it and quit it")? Does this satisfy your ego, like a young woman's vagina...which has never experienced a true deep dicking? Are you just a simple troll enjoying the 'simple pleasures' of trolling? Or do you just enjoy being an imbecile?

Did you even read the post in question that your boyfriend Fax attacked me for?

Sheesh, Pawn, whats eating you these days... if you consider the FAX post an attack, then something has got you waaay too sensitive lately.

All he did was ask some questions and present a different idea... the name calling started with you, my friend.

Is the stress of a new family getting to you or what? go hold your son for an hour or so and take some deep breaths.

Chill Pill 500mg - stat

So there are people out there that actually believe in this Nibiru bullshit? Christ.

Well , it was rude and condescending ("I urge you to revise / re-read..blah blah") when it was CLEAR the dude never even made an attempt to actually read what I wrote. I consider that an attack, as the argument was directed at me rather than what I wrote. Go back and read it again, and pretend you were the one being "urged" to re-write their statement.

He did NOT merely present a different idea, as you are suggesting. As a matter of fact he didn't present any other idea than what I presented in my 1st post.

Believing in the Chiefs !

1. If you want to read that implication in what I wrote, then that reflects upon you. Semantically, the implication is not there.

2. Ad Hominem, with an "i". Additionally, considering:

take your head out of your ass b4 you comment

Since you are obviously a moron

Perhaps if you weren't so busy trying to portray some character , you could spend that energy actually reading what people write as opposed to just babbling like a complete idiot.

It is amusing that you would make that claim.

3. Sorry, I'm busy writing a paper, I can't be here to respond right away. Do you just sit around waiting for people to respond to you so you can immediately respond to them? Forgive me, I thought the entire point of a message board was so that you could post and respond at your convenience, not the convenience of others.

4. If you seriously consider what he initially wrote to you to be an attack, then I really feel sorry for you. I mean that sincerely, not as a joke. It must make social interaction very difficult.

5. The idea that the probability of a rogue object entering our solar system is equal to zero is simply not defensible, especially without a time bound. In the next thousand years, yeah, virtually zero. Not actually zero, but practically zero. However, as we consider a larger bound, that probability grows. The fact that our solar system has existed in a virtual equilibrium for well over a million years has no bearing on what is happening outside of our system.

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Awesome, the same strawman that the other guy used.....I wasn't defending that position! (if you read my 1st post youll see i specifically state events can occur like super novae etc...) So I agree with this.......I was speaking in terms of now and the near future, in our solar system.... just as you were in your previous post. (our lifetime / doomsday scenario 2012 etc)

So other than spelling, you really havent added much insight to this issue. But hey, the world needs spelling monitors so I am sure when you get out of school you'll get a great job stamping papers or correcting spelling on govt forms.

Last post, too many distractions.

I strongly, STRONGLY, disagree with the unnecessary abuse and general douchebaggery directed at posters here who only contribute positively to this board.

Well then i urge you to look back at fax's post doing exactly that.....

There was no reason for him to say that shit.....The problem with fax is he is more interested in 'playing a character' than the actual conversation. If you go all the way back, and read what I wrote 1st, then read what he wrote next....There is no question who initiated the douchebaggery.

If I was going to tell someone, even on the internet, that they needed to re-think/re-write their position because it was clearly wrong or dumb somehow, I'd probably at least read & understand what they wrote 1st. Or I would expect to get called on it...

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LOL

He still has Cassel's dick in his ass.

Wow.

After that unfortunate encounter with Mr. Pawnmower yesterday, I turned my attention elsewhere and just came back to ChiefsPlanet and this thread a moment ago. And although I don't employ the board's fabulous "ignore function" very often, I have elected not to read any more of his posts until he calms down.

I have no idea why he is so upset. To my knowledge, I have never been anything other than supportive of Mr. Pawnmower. I even spend time reading his chess posts. But it does raise an interesting issue ...

Every so often, somebody on this board will go full-tilt crazy cheetah on another Planeteer out of the blue. Occasionally, this behavior will foster a pissing match that can last a lifetime. Normal, mature conversation is thrown out the window onto its pointy head and the two combatants spend the rest of their natural lives defecating in the others' breakfast because one poster decided to play the role of malevolent, junior high badass. It's Insane.

ChiefsPlanet can be a great place to discuss all sorts of topics (as well as the Chiefs), learn about other people, enjoy a laugh or two, and stay current on the news of Florida.

But, it's also a place that can be depressing as hell. Some people treat others like crap because "it's just the interwebs", others because they were raised by monkeys, and others because of a chemical imbalance in the brain. But, in the absence of a legitimate medical cause, it makes absolutely no sense ... because it makes ChiefsPlanet a far less appealing place for normal humans to spend time.

I know that ChiefsPlanet is generally self-policing and that, I think, is a good thing. But I continue to believe it could be better ... much better ... if a policy of encouraging mutual respect were cultivated more. Except, of course, when it comes to N00bs (sp?).

FAX THE PHILOSOPHER

Mr, Fax,

Truly go **** yourself.

With a large spiky or spiny object.

In the asshole.

PAWNMOWER THE RESPECTFUL

Lol, of all the subjects to get a Napoleonic complex about, and Pawn chooses this one with Mr. FAX as his target.

:popcorn:

Call it what you will, but seemingly Mr. Fax is above being called out for being a douche?

Didn't sound douchey to me when he questioned what you said, and you were the one that told him to pull his head out of his ass.

I don't have a dog in this hunt, so to quote Pulp Fiction - "My name is Paul, and this shit is between y'all."

No thats fine, but its just funny how now telling someone to re-write their post & amend it when it is CLEAR they never it in the 1st place becomes 'questioning' what I said..

and I am a napoleonic asshole for standing up for myself...

and then fax comes in completely dishonest "omg I am so nice why are you so mean"

lost

All he did was discuss the topic at hand with you and questioned one of your statements. So you called him a ****ing moron that needs to pull his head out of his ass.

LMAO

Being forced to watch 1-7 football will do strange things to people.

So...

Back on topic I don't believe in Nibiru but with our lack of knowledge of the outer solar system I think it's very possible an ELE could happen due to a rogue planetoid sized object.

We think of "normal" as in the last 100 years but this solar system alone goes through a natural evolution that takes up billions of years.

Are you a mult?