****The Official "Oh Noez, it's the Apocalypse!" Thread. (With Poll!)****
 

This thread is for everything apocalypse. Zombie, nukes, plague, EMP or whatever. I'm including a poll to see who's prepared and who's screwed. Here's my current inventory:

3 weeks worth of canned goods.
One case of MRE's (on order).
2 Sterno stoves.
12 bottles of propane.
2 Propane heaters. (One for large bottles, one for small)
One month supply of bottled water.

several shotguns, (five of which are interchangeable).
Several large caliber rifles.
3 large caliber muzzle-loaders.
2 .22 caliber rifles.
A lot of ammo. (I'm not telling Obama how much, either).
3 compound bows.
50+ Arrows.
Clothing, sanitary and medical/first aid supplies.
5 tinfoil hats so the Koreans can't read my thoughts.

What's in your stockpile? Anyone else ready for this shit to go down?

I'm booked at the holiday inn apocalypse night so my first day of the end of the world should be swell.

Enjoy the rape!

I'm just going to head over to your place.

Beer and ribs... Bring them.

i'm thinkin i'm gonna pick up a 12-pack tomorrow.
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If the Mayans were right all that shit won't help you.

I will just take a little gas concoction that I have and put you down and take your shit.:D

What's the weather supposed to be like for the Apocalypse? Is it going to be nice enough to fire up the smoker?

I'm hittin the midland for twisted xmas like **** the world lets party.

12 weapons in my arsenal, and I plan on going all Vietnamese up in here. Eating dogs, cats, snakes, and anything and everything that crawls.

have guns... will eat.

Sheeeit. What problem can't be solved with a ****ing 12 gauge and some Sterno?

I figure if its nice enough for you to travel, we can smoke ribs and drink beer.

AR15
.308 Win
12 gauge
.45
.40
.38
.22
Mucho ammo

22 acres in SC with a pond, 800sqft cabin that is solar powered with a compost toilet, surrounded by thousands of acres of trees owned by Westvaco (no neighbors to speak of within 2 miles).

Apparently not many...

For the horde of zombies, yes.

- Second-floor apartment with single point of access and sturdy front door
- Eight-foot fiberglas pole, suitable for conversion into pole arm
- Plenty of duct tape for the above
- Heavy leather and chain mesh body armor
- Thick leather helmet with face mask
- Israeli riot shield
- Three-pound ball-peen hammer
- Pakistani fighting knife
- Bowie knife
- Tomahawk
- Sword

For the other scenarios, as it turns out, or when I start getting hungry . . . not so much.

Apparently they're calling for the possibility of fire raining from the sky so I'll have to get there early. I hope you have a covered patio.

I posted this in the DC a few days ago to no response. It appears the Apocalypse has already begun. http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/07/world/...html?hpt=hp_t3

I'm not gonna start prepping until I move out of Boston. But I plan to.

See, I'm not feeling the whole, "Armageddon" type scenario here. I'm thinking its going to be a whole, "As we know it" type of thing. We get smacked with a few EMP's and everyone's back to wind-up phones and they're printing the Sears Roebuck catalogs again.
It'll be a whole "Kevin Costner in a mailman's uniform" type of apocalypse. If that goes down, I'm ready to go. I'll be claimed "Emperor of the Midwest" and then quietly I train my army to take over those wheat-grass loving hippies in Cali.
It'll be great. Sign up now and I'll designate you as head of my "Department of Boobies."

You can be the head of my "Department of happy grass and Doritos" if you'd like.

Oh and since you're one supreme talent around here seems to be posting well-timed Gifs...
Your job will be to sit next to me and draw flip-books on post-it notes all day.
You down?

Why the hell does it have to happen on a Friday? Give us the weekend at least...

I'll hire FAX as my official Limerick composer. Clay will be my official Skank Slapper. Phobia will be in charge of building decks on my new mansion.

Gonztopia?

Gonzo, if you want to be pleased daily by a bunch of hairy dudes, go for it. I'll pack along my Lumpy Fun Toy Box, head East, and trade my lovin' for food and shelter.

Oh, and I'm taking my compound bow and some arrows.

WTF else am I going to do? LMAO

I do have a few GIFs saved, so that might keep us occupied for a few hours, depending on electricity/my computer isn't destroyed by earthquakes/hurricanes/flood/rhinos/fat girls from restaurants

I like this. I'll bring the Red devil & beer

In Global Warming Soviet Russia, snake eats you!!!!!!


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Several large caliber rifles
Several .22 rifles and pistols
Several various caliber pistols
2 shotguns
Crossbow with 10 spare strings and 75 bolts
Enough ammo to supply Somalian rebels for months
Various edged weapons of varying sizes and styles
2500 feet of 550 cord cut into 250 feet bundles
Axes
Fire starting equipment
1 years worth of food
Enough water purification tablets to purify 500 gallons
And I'm sure somewhere I have a partridge in a pear tree

I think I should do alright in the apocolyspe

Edit: I also have a large medical/first aid kit similar to what paramedics carry

got tin foil for the hat
some smokes
30 pack of beer ,
charcoal ,
and steaks
SHOW ME THE APOCALYPSE bitches

the mayans didn't account for leap year(s).

it already passed us.

nobody likes a math geek scully.
/mulder

http://www.lindonfarms.com/

Buckets of food with a 25 year shelf life. You can buy buckets of different sizes or you can do a monthly delivery with 1 bucket a month on an auto bill cycle. Food storage made simple for those who want to be prepared. :thumb:

zombie makeup kit.

I have enough food for several months and I will loot the liquor store and bar about 2 blocks from my house and the other liquor store 4 blocks away.

Ya know Ronnie, people who save hundreds of dollars by switching to GEICO sure are happy.

http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/y...D/757ac088.jpg

And how happy are they Jimmy?



I'd say happier than a Zombie Clown during a Zombie Apocalypse

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/n...zombieland.jpg

He does look happy

~Get happy. Get GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

If you think you are prepared then you aren't prepared.

I have enough guns & ammo to get more guns & ammo

I have both of those things....just sayin'!!