so i got a ****ing horse
 

And the horse ****ing sucks.


Spoiled little mother****er.

And I got a cat. Goddamn thing claws my ass every time I sit on a milk crate.
I hate cats. But I saved the bastard from my dog...wait for it.....







Twice.

Never look a Gift Cat in the mouth.

Send it to the glue factory.

sick the boar on 'em.

Lol
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you gonna eat it?

Link?

Name the horse Elway and name the cat Peyton. Do it. You know you want to.

Have you some Catsup with Horseradish.

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Cats are spiteful, self absorbed creatures and are not to be trusted.

It can sense your weakness in giving it too many chances...

Time for some horse-trading.

Stop horsing around and rip the cat's claws out.

Teach it to dance.

so are women

You got a horse just for ****ing?

your horse is gay. You know what it likes to eat?

Haaaaaaaayyy

Only type of good cat is a ****ing dead one.

I have a horse head lol

Did you get the horse from War Horse? Cuz that horse was definitely an asshole.

Look at his horse.

His horse is amazing.

Time for horsey horse to play on the interstate?

Seriously. Dump it. Now. Whatever loss you take will easily be made up in hay savings.

Oh. And the cat needs to meet Mr. Coyote. And by Mr Coyote I mean Mr. Plinker. And by Mr Plinker I mean your .22. And by meet I mean get shot by.

But yeah. Tell them it was a Coyote.

Antifreeze for both.

Stop sitting on milk crates.

Your horse ****s AND sucks? Sounds like you got yourself a bargain right there.

Sounds like LOVE too me!

Two year old female. ****er is buddy sour.

wtf is that bulbous thing on the back of the horse?

Grind its bones.

LMAO at this thread.
i understand the horse deal...had to go through it myself when the kids were little. i hated that nag. wife and kids could climb all over her, but whenever i got near her she'd bite, kick, buck, etc. took 2 or 3 years before they all got bored w/her so i sent her on her merry ****in way.

as for the cat, you live in the country...you now how to deal w/it.
hahaha
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horses are easier to stump break ... enjoy .....

Sure its about a buck a shot, but the 270 is MUCH more satisfying. So I've heard.

You crack me up dude.

Start carrying a carrot in your front pants pocket when you go to the barn. Horses like a carrot, pony will come around. And meanwhile...you could get a better reputation with the ladies. "Shoot, looks like MOhillbilly be packing! His woman be lucky!" And by the time they find out different, it's too late. Win win.

There ain't no way to accomodate an asshole cat. If it's catching mice, or the kids like it, just toughen up. Otherwise, go catfishing.

If you want a bribe, go with a peppermint candy or even a can of cheap beer. I've raised alot of horses in my life and the number of them that wouldn't take a carrot, but would a candy, always surprised me.

Antifreeze. This place is slipping.

I had a couple of horses growing up on a ranch. The ****ing bitch killed my dog and then tried to kill me by taking off full gallop or sprint or whatever, right under a tree. I had to jump off or the tree limb would have met my face.

Does the horse look like this?

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...3345_318_n.jpg

Sell that horse to Eric Berry

Everytime i see the title of this thread, I read it as "So, I'm ****ing a horse"

true story

I too am the proud owner of a wonder-pony.

If that thing gets hit by lightening, some tears will be shed, but mine will be joy.

Biting sonnabitch is lucky I feed it.

An old timer once told me to boil a potato, and while its still nuclear hot, wrap your arm in cloth and place the potato there, in a presentable manner for the little bastard to take a bite of. He'll think twice again. Old timers dont always have the most PC methods, but they sure seem to be damn effective.

nice. and you're also correct on the beer. i'd have to give 3cans before i could get a saddle on her.
only rode her once, and that was when i bought her...on the way home, across the river.
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