Kathy Griffin tried to give Anderson Cooper a BJ last night on live TV
 

What?

She is the next Joan Rivers

I'd take a bj from her

He should have called her bluff.

that's just.....gross

Pretty sure she'd do it.

that

7/10 would let blow

A lesbian affair

He only takes bj's from guys....

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL


How old are you? 12?

He was really uncomfortable.
I doubt she is invited back, lol.

She is hilarious though.

You wouldnt?

She was pretty eager to do it.

Give her a few years and it will be like face ****ing Silly Putty.

Yup...she would have better luck calling me. :D

It would have zero effect on him

...or delayed to the Hawaiian New years.

I doubt even she could suck him back straight though.

I don't like it.

If I was in that situation and a gay dude did that to me I'd be pretty uncomfortable too.

Also, on a side note, since he got uncomfortable why aren't people ragging on him for being a heterophobe?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-MumI6KovUk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Beginning at 2:30

My kind of woman. Has a sense of humor and knows where the important parts are.

She wouldn't be my first choice at all but she would have shit when I grabbed the back of her head.

If you're going to wake him up then you're going to feed him.

Here is what she really looks like-not sure any of you want a BJ from a Beavis and Butthead character....YUCK! :eek:

Because This Dick Isn't Going To Suck Itself.

You do realize that she keeps getting invited back precisely because of this kind of behavior. She pulled the 'I don't go down to your work and slap the dicks out of your mouth' bit on a heckler on live TV with Anderson a couple years back.

Stripped down to her undies last year.

Anderson Cooper got one later from his boyfriend.

I'd let her throat it.

Every woman looks better deepthroating and with semen on their face. Though I can never confirm that with actual experience.

Anything to keep her from telling jokes

Hey yoooo

She probably gives a decent mouth hug






She use to be a big girl.

Perfect username for a Kathy Griffin thread.

I've never seen anyone 1) so blatantly a butterface, and 2) so utterly dependent on hair and makeup to exist in polite society.

Well what the hell do I know then? =P

Isn't he gay? lol

Yep Yep!!! I'm a headaholic.....let her try me and see what happens....Thoat full of Chocolate peniiiiiiii!!!!! ROFL

Kathy prefers nancy boys. Spends half her time with gay dudes and the other half dating purse holding wall flowers.

She gets moist off being the dude in the relationship.

1000%

You have more than one penis?

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.45706...03129&pid=15.1

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.49613...69829&pid=15.1

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.49971...83669&pid=15.1

:hmmm:

Huh? All I'm saying is I would have her swallowing my shit....Clear enough? Sucking my muthafukkin black dick!!

Seeing those pics, I'd hit it too..........Give me that Becky.....

You could have briefs that looks like this. They could say

I ran into Kathy Griffin New Years Eve

http://www.rotatingcorpse.com/wp-con...9/08/tammy.jpg

penis - singular

peniii - plural

Clear enough?

MY PENIS..is that better..aka my BIG BLACK DICK! Clear enough? I was poking fun at the Geno Smith Chocolate Penii jokes on here.......calm down.....I would have Kathy's freaky ass choking......

She would probably think it was two....LOL!!! Just talkin shit.....calm down....

I bet she swallows.

http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Enter...120920_ssv.jpg

how about now?

I bet she'd eat an asshole out, toss a salad

Ahmm dirkin obf righh naooow!!!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tBmJ6Pe4qWA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I'm black too but I don't going around telling people that my penis is black too. You have a long way to go n00b.

Hey kingme20, that pic is ****ed up man.....That would be a hard call, even for a headaholic like myself.....I love me some brain.....

Good for you....what you want a cookie? Just havin some fun "bruh"

Why not? Is it orange or something?

ROFLROFLROFLROFL He claims it's cablanasian.....

I don't have to look at her face. She's got a big mouth. It'd be fun listening to her gargle.

LMAO Oh, shit.

I don't understand this. :hmmm:

:harumph:

:bang: :deevee:

ROFL :clap: Nicely done sir.

So we all agree, we would let her suck us dry.....

Yus! PBJ

She's still terrified of being out of the spotlight, I see.

BFD. You'd only have to see the top and back of her head anyway.

Believe me... I really don't...

You would step in for her huh?:D

Setsuna getting the Uncle Tom treatment LMAO

That's great.

Lol, shut up man. It isn't fair. I thought I was token but it's not the token I desire.

I adore his helpless, desperate, "No, sweetie."

Speaking of token, it's 4:20 brb

Meh I've been blown by worse on NYE.

I thought this was a photoshop. Holy shit. No way could I let her blow me with the lights on...

well if its not black then what color IS it?

Ugh, what a beast!

Anderson Cooper could do better than Kathy Griffin.

On live television?

I bet he was just trying to avoid having the world see her reaction when she found out he has no penis.

she might have been trying to tongue his ass

Kathy Griffin is easily one of the 5 most obnoxious human beings drawing breath on planet Earth.

FYP

I just keep thinking, "Why so serious?" every time I see that pic.

That chick is hilarious and annoying at the same time. I can handle her for about 5 minutes. Poor Anderson. The whole night was her non stop talking and his giggling.

I watched a standup of her on netflix last week; I thought it was hilarious.

Usually don't like her; or at least I didn't in the past but figured I'd give it another shot.