Stripper sufferes severe head injury after fall
 

Elaborate moves cost stripper her career

Inset: Lauren Block, the stripper critically injured in the fall. Main: Exterior of Christie's Cabaret in Cleveland, where Block fell off the balcony while performing a lap dance. Block reportedly went head first over the rail of the balcony.

A Cleveland stripper is in critical condition after tumbling over a 15-foot balcony at a gentlemen’s club while giving a lap dance.

The accident occurred Wednesday at 12:40 a.m. at Christie’s Cabaret when stripper Lauren Block, 22, was giving a private dance to Pasquale Storino, 25, on the second floor of the nightclub.

According to the police report, Block fell while performing an elaborate series of moves on Storino.

The accident occurred Wednesday at 12:40 a.m. at Christie's Cabaret.

“He stated that she grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of dance jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail,” the police report stated.

Witnesses described Block as lying motionless on the ground below the balcony, her face covered in blood. She was rushed to MetroHealth Medical Center, where she remains in critical condition with a severe head injury.

Witnesses described Block as lying motionless on the ground under the balcony, her face covered in blood.

Police are not continuing to investigate the accident.

With locations in seven different cities, Christie’s Cabaret bills itself on its website as “America’s fastest growing chain of gentlemen’s clubs in America” and boasts that “each location features state of the art sound and lighting.”

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...#ixzz2H0tdZp85

Just like an Angel falling from heaven.

She really fell for him.

dramatic effect?

Her career is not heading in the right direction.

Well done.

I heard she went down on everyone that night.

Prep her for surgery.

We can't get all this glitter off!!

Boom

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Supposedly, that's her.

LMAO

A Cleveland Stripper.


I don't even want to think about that. :eek:

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer?

Thanks MHM! This thread is worthless without pics.

Wonder if Pasquale liked being called out like that. Hope he's not married with a wife who didn't know where he was or anything! :)

LMAO

Troy Polamalu in drag?

A Cleveland Stipper is like a Kansas Yacht.


I wouldn't expect anything impressive.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art...AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

"He must have had a hell of an erection"

:clap:

Is a Toxicology report necessary?
Strippers=Drugs

When it comes time to perform lap dances, she really hits the ground running.

This song must have been playing:


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...or this one:

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...or this:


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JscEz6fvBbU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This, possibly:

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The humor of this forum impresses me, thanks for many laughs on this thread alone.

Is her Mom still proud of her?

Perfect! Was that from the security camera?

Strippin' ain't easy.

The man asked her for some nasty head, and she delivered.

That's not using your head right.

Head over heels in love.....

I don't even have a joke to add.

They tried to notify her father, but sadly, he couldn't be found.

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?

she was trying to get a head of her competition.

Is there concrete evidence foul play wasn't involved?

she should change her name to "Rain Drops"


Then, her final dance, she can wiggle and waggle to her new theme song.
"Rain Drops keep fallin on her head........"

Ha! Not involved, just an old classic

Talk about making it rain....