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Rex Ryan is one strange man

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No, really: Rex Ryan has a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey
By Jay Busbee | Shutdown Corner – 3 hours ago

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The New York Daily News, everybody.Yep, this is where we are now: New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has been spotted in the Bahamas sporting a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey.

No, really. We're not making this up. A New York Daily News reporter spotted Ryan at poolside at the Cove Atlantis resort, and snapped the photo there at right. You can clearly see the tattoo of Ryan's wife Michelle wearing a Sanchez jersey and, well, not much else.

Of course, this sent the New York media into a frenzy; you know some headline writer is still giggling about the "Kinky Inky" line there. (Among other references.) And the Daily News' Gary Myers penned a handwringing column about how the tattoo could cost Ryan support in the locker room that reads like a middle-schooler's inner monologue: "This classic work of art could affect Ryan’s credibility with his players. Will they tease him about it? Will they be jealous of Sanchez? Will they think of Sanchez as the teacher’s pet? Couldn’t Ryan have expressed his ever-lasting love for the Jets with just a generic green jersey without a number?"

[Also: Sporting goods store mocks Tim Tebow]

A few other points:

• When Ryan spotted the Daily News reporter approaching him, he said, "Oh s---," and immediately left the pool. Seriously, NYDN? Sending a reporter-stalker?

• What if Ryan does get fired? Does he just ink his new team's colors over this one? He'd better hope his new QB is No. 6 or 8.

• Per a commenter: Is Mrs. Ryan actually Tebowing?

• Say what you will about Rex Ryan, the man really seems to love his wife.

• Unrelated: At poolside, Ryan was reading "American Sniper," the autobiography of Navy SEAL Chris Kyle. Just so you know.

Now, it's entirely possible that this is a temporary tattoo, a goof on all of us, and if so, bravo, Rex. Well played. We've all already spent too much time thinking about this tat in particular and the 2012 Jets in general.

Until the next tabloid blow-up, that is.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he and his wife have a cuckold relationship and Sanchez has tapped it.

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9280660)

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he and his wife have a cuckold relationship and Sanchez has tapped it.

Well, that image has put a damper on my day.

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9280660)

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he and his wife have a cuckold relationship and Sanchez has tapped it.

Thanks for putting in my head. I won't be able to keep down anything for weeks. Asshole.

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9280660)

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he and his wife have a cuckold relationship and Sanchez has tapped it.

I wonder if Sanchez has a foot fetish.

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 9280753)

I wonder if Sanchez has a foot fetish.

Exactly what I was thinking

WTF is up with her face being white and her body being brown?

ROFL

So ... Rex decided to save some money and went with the worst tattoo artist in New Jersey?

FAX

John Dorsey isn't going to a franchise that employs this type of HC.

Explains sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9280660)

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he and his wife have a cuckold relationship and Sanchez has tapped it.

What if he gets turned on watching his QB **** his wife? Now THAT'S kinky.

Will Rex and the new GM be on equal footing...?

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9280886)

What if he gets turned on watching his QB **** his wife? Now THAT'S kinky.

Lucky lady. :D;)

He's a clean-up man, no wonder his players dont respect him.

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9280857)

WTF is up with her face being white and her body being brown?

Looks like she was supposed to be furry style, but they left the tail out.

this is just fuuuuuugged up

i didn't realize his wife didn't have a left hand.

DCS has the same tattoo I think. Must be a template or something.

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Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 9280975)

DCS has the same tattoo I think. Must be a template or something.

ROFL

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Originally Posted by Crush (Post 9280732)

Thanks for putting in my head. I won't be able to keep down anything for weeks. Asshole.

unfortunely I watched their video of him discussing her feet and toes and saw the pic of her with legs spread wide.

We know more than we ever should know about the kinky sex life of an NFL coach.

do people not get this is a publicity stunt? it's prob not even a real tatt, just anything to keep the jets relevant and to talk about

If this was anyone but the goddamn jets, nobody would give a flying shit.

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Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 9284103)

If this was anyone but the goddamn jets, nobody would give a flying shit.

I know everyone knows Pioli has one of Cassel

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9280857)

WTF is up with her face being white and her body being brown?

Make-up that isn't matched well

Surprised Rex doesn't live in Florida.

Someone described this to me at work yesterday, and I said it has to be a photoshop. Looks real to me, but I would hope it's a spray on and he's just ****ing with the media. If not, WOW!

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9280857)

WTF is up with her face being white and her body being brown?

must have been a dirty sanchez