I wenty to eat out an old friend today
 

So I went to eat out an old friend last night and she is talking about stopping at Habitat for Hedonism. She was just talking about nothing in particular and she mentions that they just got a huge white girl in and they had two black guys loading her up. The weird thing is when she says this she lowers her voice at "black guys". I proceed to ask her why she lowered her voice when she said "black guys"? She tells me she doesn't want to offend anyone.

Huh? Is there any "black guys" out there that get offended by being called black? Does "black guy" have a negative connotation assigned to it? I wouldn't think a "black guy" would mind being called black any more then a "white guy" would mind being called white. Neither is truly white or black.

Just curious to know what everyone else thinks about this.

lol wut

Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

wtf? You can go to a homeless shelter and watch black dudes bang a fat woman?

Parody threads are over.

People talk during this?

I am intrigued by your ideas and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

k, first shot

guess I need an editor

fell bad?
I have no ****s to give

So what did she taste like?

"they got a huge white girl and had two black guys loading her up"

Seems like a strange topic to talk about while eating her out.

You ever read a title of a porn, watch it, and it turns out to be a movie about whether or not black guys is offensive? Yeah, me neither.

The best porn title ever: "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

WHAT THE **** DID I JUST READ?! Please tell me it was a hoax.

:spock:

I have a black friend so I'm GTG.

All I can say is if she is talking while he's eating, he needs to eat a little faster.

















But I see what the OP is doing here with another thread.

I went out with an old friend yesterday. Things quickly turned awkward the moment I started fapping-lesson learned there buddy. Never fap while giving your order to the waitress..you will always forget to ask for extra ranch

Was the friend your mom?

lolwut

I disagree. "The Loin King" and "Robocock" are better, IMHO.

I love this place.

Was waiting for this one heh. That's what I read it as the first time anyway.

Afro Murican

made me think of this....(start at :50 or 1:20 if you're really impatient)

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funny thing is that he'd have Aniston as his gal but apparently hadn't yet munched it! :spock:

went to eat out an old friend.,... hope you didnt' catch anything

I am white but sometimes get offended when people call me a black guy.

I remember when I was 17 and worked the afternoon shift. Would go to Jack in the Box at 10:00 p.m. and eat fried burritos and tacos before going to bed. Never could get over 125 lbs. Now I can look at the menu and gain 3 lbs....(

The summer after I got out of the Army I was cruising my motorcycle by the local swimming pool when I saw a girl I know so I stopped and chatted for a bit. Found out she was waiting on a friend to give her a ride so when the friend shows up she takes off. Saw her later that night and laughing she told me when she got in the car her friend asked, “Who’s that Mexican guy you were talking too?”

are you Mexican?

or did you just have a good tan?


I did have a girl tell me once that I looked very European. Whatever the hell that means. Seriously.

I wasn't smoking; I didn't have B.O.; and my teeth are in good shape.

Jello pudding pops.

Did she blowy ou to bits when you were done with her?

Wait, im confused. was she muttering "black guy" sort of quietly while you were eating her out or after that? If it was during, your damned right you should be offended.

I’m part Irish and part Cherokee, mostly Irish. I just tan well and hold it very easily.

Since that’s where the majority of us originate she’s not exactly wrong.

True.
but the way she said it was as though she was saying I looked French, or Italian or something. Very odd. I had never heard someone say that.

shit, I'm not even sure of my heritage lol.
I could be Israeli for all I know

Oh no she didn’t! :cuss:

Pretty much what I thought lol.

She said she was gonig to take my car.....and I just let her take it.

ROFL