Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office
 

Ronald Gilbert, father of two, was gunned down in his office in Hoag Hospital located in Orange County, California on Jan. 29 at around 2:45 p.m. local time.

A well respected doctor in the medical community Gilbert was known for his treatment of sexual dysfunctions, especially premature ejaculation. He was the chief scientist at Absorption Pharmaceuticals, and was behind a revolutionary drug that would help men perform sexually much longer than is typically possible.

Police do not know what provoked the gunman, who was captured at the scene, and the shooter's name has not yet been released. A single handgun and bullet casings were found by law enforcement.

A woman who works in the building, Becky Calderwood, says she recognized the shooter and claims that he was a patient of Dr. Gilbert, according to the Los Angeles Times. She went on to say, "I sit right at the front desk, I would have caught the first bullet."

The shooter remains in police custody and is currently being held without bail in the Orange County Jail.

http://www.examiner.com/article/prem...ath-own-office

RIP. He went before his time.

His death came too soon.

That was a bit premature.

Seems like this is the last thing that would happen to a guy in his line of work.

it would take more than a kleenex to clean up this mess.

LMAO

I'm guessing that given time, the Doctor would have healed him, but the patient shot prematurely.

Dr. should have given him a vasectomy, because then he would have been shooting blanks.

Looks like he got what was coming to him.

Crazy how we live our entire lives not realizing that it could be finished in a matter of seconds.

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What a sticky situation

Let us hope the media outcry does not lead the courts to rush to a premature adjudication.

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Proof that it's hard to be a dick doc.

Btw, for all the CPers who bench 350 and run 4.4 40s, your quick trigger isn't your fault.

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:sulk: cut off too soon.....:harumph:

The gun discharged prematurely.

Who was the jerk off that shot him.

Guys, someone is dead and its a touchy subject. I feel like these jokes are a bit too soon.

FYP

The doctor must have been a prick.

Guess that's one hair trigger the doc didnt get straightened out.

He really just wanted to scare the doctor, but the gun just went off.

Quick Draw McGraw strikes again!

Did he use a pump-action?

It's horrible for ones life to climax in a passionate stroke of bad luck.

Too bad the doctor's office didn't come equipped with Big Jim Slade....

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Well he sure shot his load too quickly.

Will the shooter waive his right to a speedy trial?

His patients are flaccid and he's a stiff.

A verdict will come quickly in this trail.

Doc came and went at the same time.

Kentuck Fried Movie reference! Outstanding!

Apparently the patient didn't understand what the doc meant when he said to fire off a couple of knuckle children before his next appointment.

Cured, Not shooting blanks anymore.

It was almost like he just got started and then...poof...he's done.

somebody had a hard-on for him.

that's a tough pill to swallow

he was a stand up guy

he did business with some crooked dicks

Most of his patients were left unsatidfied.

his last blow was awful. it left him stiff

Dude got greased.