Late night bullshit: 1st round picks
 

This is the franchise we follow.

Since we last drafted a 1st round QB, we've drafted 7 DL, two safeties, four running backs, two tight ends, and an entire OL's worth of tackles. We've also traded our first away three times.

2012: NT
2011: WR
2010: SS
2009: DE
2008: DT & OT
2007: WR
2006: DE
2005: ILB
2004: traded out
2003: RB
2002: DT
2001: traded away
2000: WR
1999: OT
1998: OT
1997: TE
1996: FS
1995: OT
1994: RB
1993: traded away
1992: CB
1991: RB
1990: ILB
1989: OLB
1988: DE
1987: RB
1986: OT
1985: TE
1984: NT
1983: QB

I hate this goddamn team. I ****ing hate them.

TheFilmRoom ‏@TheFilmRoom
The #Chiefs have always tried to duplicate teams. 49ers win...take their QB's. Rams win...take their QB. Patriots win...take their QB.

^^^ THIS IS THE ****ING FRANCHISE WE FOLLOW.

**** me.

GOD DAMN IT.

You guys need to get on the Alex Smith bandwagon!

It hasn't actually happened yet. Doesn't mean it won't. But I'll hold my rage until they actually trade for Alex and pass on Geno.

This franchise rests on Branden Albert. If he signs we get Geno. Branden Albert can either set this franchise back 10+ years or he can restore hope at one arrowhead pride. B Albert we need you more than ever right now.

Buy season tickets.

:facepalm:

I wonder if he knows how important he is right now. Everyone better show him some love when he re signs.

May the flames tickle your taint, when you die.

With the 1st overall pick of the 2013 NFL Draft. The Kansas City Chiefs select......
That moment, we will all have our hearts pause a beat.

With the 1st overall pick of the 2013 NFL Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select Luke Joeckel, offensive tackle from the university of Texas A&M.

Many heart attacks were suffered that day....

do they rent defibrillators?

That's why it's bullshit that Dorsey gets to come in here and say, "Regardless of history, I'm going to make the moves I think need to be made..."

Every GM and coach brought in here in the past 30 years has deemed drafting a QB to be a bad idea. For whatever reason. Bad class, bad draft position, prefers veterans, has a guy in mind to run the system...

Sorry if the circumstances this year weren't ideal for you, Dorsey, but when you go to a new franchise, you're inheriting all of their previous successes and failures with you. "Your way" which has been tried thousands of times here is getting old. And very likely when you fail because of it, your credibility will go out the window far quicker than if you had just said, "Holy shit this franchise hasn't drafted a QB in a long time. We need to change that."

If you get your head around it here in February, it makes tons of sense.

With the first overall pick in the 2013 NFL Draft, The Kansas City Chiefs select... Geno smith, Quarterback from The University of West Virginia..

That moment chiefs fans will be cheering and screaming. Knowing that our lives have forever changed. While Alex Smith cries. KC fans rejoice.

In what way?

That moment....



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Because you will be resigned.

*takes a sip of brandy in your father's velvet chair*

You see, in life, we can't all have parades thrown for us.

Some of us have to be on the sidewalk, with sticky cotton-candy'd fingers, sloppily fingering boogers out of our noses while the truly fortunate stride down the street in front of us.

Such is the fate of the Chiefs fan.

As life finds time to reward some, and deny others, we will eternally exist as wallpaper.

And we'll all look back on days like today and think... Remember that one time we traded two draft picks away for Alex Smith and told ourselves he was The Guy? Why did we do that?

And we'll laugh, our chuckles heavied with the suppression of sorrow. The lines in our skin will deepen from the despair.

And people will wonder... how could they live like that. Who would choose that life.

*pats you on the head*

I'll tell you who, sonny boy.

The nose-pickers on the sidewalk, cheering on the parade.

I'm hoping the thought process is filled with two options:

A. We think a 2nd round QB is our guy and we know he will be there at 34.

or

B. We don't really like this QB class, but we have a temporary decent starter at QB, while we wait until next year to draft a 1st round QB that we want.

Direckshun, are you high?

I'm about 6-deep on a pack of Three Blind Mice, a fantastic stout brew from a Springfield brewery.

I am feeling great.

Freed, really. Like, I honestly never have to give a shit about the Chiefs again.

The blinders have been taken from my eyes, and I can view the world as it is.

A hostile world full of barron gestures of hope, masking what is certain to be an inevitable march towards obscurity.

Aliens will discover our civilization a millenia from now, long after we've annihilated the world with nuclear winter.

They'll puzzle over our society as they try to put the pieces together.

What did they do all day? Study outer space? Try to improve their ability to provide healthcare for their children?

The sad truth, of course, is that some of us did. But most of us spent an insane amount of time following an organization of no consequence as it shat on us day after day after day.

These are the days of history, soon to be forgotten. We are the answer to questions the future will never ask.

wow. deep.

Good luck with that.

If Alex Smith is traded and we don't take a QB in the first or second round, I'm just not going to be able to watch this team very much this year.

Maybe a few quarters here and there, but that's it.

The fortunate thing is, I don't need luck.

I can just exist, take this small corner of the universe and call it mine.

All extraneous distractions, I can dismiss freely.

Like the letter "K." Who needs it. I've got the letter C, do I not?

From now on, I will never use the letter K again.

Kevin Keitzman@Kkwhb


So Geno is faster than Cam Newton and Andrew Luck? Arm even more impressive than speed. Oh, forgot. Bad year for qb's.

There is no way you're not high. :D

Here, have this:


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Good Q is good.

We should totally hang out some time.

I will lay a carpet down on the ground, and we can both sit on it, and mimic a carpet ride as the hours pass.

Just say three places you'd like to go. Bam, we'll be there in our collective imagination.

I bet you look good in boxer shorts.

Don't make me call deh internet police.

Here's a couple things you should do:

1. Erase.

2. About face.

3. Embrace.

u wot m8

How great would it be if we just gradually went gay in this thread.

Two dudes ****ing each other. A perfect metaphor for this team.

Okay, I'm out. But will leave this.

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What brand of lube?

I don't use lube.

I like it to feel like I'm ****ing a tightly patched bundle of dry leaves.

I think we have a chicken dinner winner. You are truly a Chiefs Fan.

I say we pick a defensive back we love and go there at 1.

I say we just trade it away for someone's backup LT

I think we should trade down to midround range, then take the picks we get in return and redistribute them to teams who have less draft picks. Seems fair.

Jared Gaither

This just in, Andy Reid and John Dorsey have embraced what they consider to be a more "egalitarian" system to the Draft.

I think Reid will trade draft picks for food stamps .50 on the dollar.

I actually played pool with him while he was in town. Huge dude. Seemed fun, laughed a lot.

FYP.

FYP

Listening to the reeruned Chiefs fans out there I swear we don't deserve to be in the parade.

It's just too much to ask to simply just ****ing draft a ****ing QBotf with our first round pick thanks to the Todd Blackledge curse fueled by the true fans. We need or next HOF TE with or first pick.


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CLowN Smile (death warmed over)

So what your saying is we should draft another Todd Blackledge?!?!

You're not kidding, Three Blind Mice is great.

As to the rest - it's a worry that I've had on several occasions. What if your entire existence is just the bit player in someone else's story?

The Chiefs are the NFL's bit player. We're the team that you need to beat to make the playoffs. If we're lucky enough to make the playoffs, we're the team that the winners have to beat to get to the next level...or even the team that the losers have to beat so they can get beat by the winners.

The Chiefs are extras in someone else's story. That's the way it will always be.