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RunKC 03-05-2013 11:30 PM

Woman packs drugs..and a gun in private parts
 
Holy shit.

GRAPHIC: Woman packing heat, drugs in private parts

ADA, Okla. - An unusual and graphic case in Pontotoc County leads police to a bizarre find inside a female suspect.
It began at Dairy Lou Drive Inn in Ada.
The business sign states the place is known as “Home of the Hercules” but early Monday morning police in Ada made an unusal find in the parking lot, two women kicked back in a car.
One had a warrant our for her arrest; a drug dog let officers know the other woman needed to be searched.
Police took Jennifer Delancy and Christie Dawn Harris into custody.
“On the way there, one of them tells the officer she has another hypodermic needle in her shoe and they remove that,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross said. “The other one said she had to go to the bathroom. She repeats it.”
Officers soon found out why she had to go so badly.
During book-in, a female officer noticed “something strange” during the search.
“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Ross said.
Court records state it was a “wooden and metal item sticking out from her (Harris’) vagina area.”
“It was a five shot,” Ross said. “It was loaded and as she turned around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks.”
Those baggies contained meth and were removed along with the gun.
“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” Ross said. “If it goes off it’s only going one place.”
Both women have long criminal records already and this time around will be charged with possession of drugs.

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Pitt Gorilla 03-05-2013 11:38 PM

Having family in Oklahoma, this doesn't surprise me at all.

TimeForWasp 03-06-2013 04:57 AM

Ban vagina holsters.

PA Chiefs 03-06-2013 05:42 AM

people are sick

EagleRob 03-06-2013 05:57 AM

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Rausch 03-06-2013 06:09 AM

Some people really love guns...

Imon Yourside 03-06-2013 07:23 AM

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scho63 03-06-2013 07:34 AM

Is she originally from Floriduh?

Rasputin 03-06-2013 07:42 AM

They could make this into a movie starring Octomoms vagina.

Nzoner 03-06-2013 07:46 AM

Sounds like a bunch of cock and bullet.

In58men 03-06-2013 07:47 AM

I'm sure she's not the first female to do this.

RyFo18 03-06-2013 07:48 AM

Smart.

Rausch 03-06-2013 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9469884)
They could make this into a movie starring Octomoms vagina.

Isn't she where boy bands come from?...

Bwana 03-06-2013 08:00 AM

Damn, nasty old hide. :shake:

stevieray 03-06-2013 08:14 AM

whew, good thing she didn't go off all half cocked....

el borracho 03-06-2013 08:46 AM

no place for hiding, baby
 
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Iowanian 03-06-2013 09:25 AM

She's a hit at parties too.

We have her stand on her head and fill that up with a bag of ice and a case of beer. She walks around on her hands when you need a refill. Very talented.

I'll bet a midget could use her cervix for a trampline

Rausch 03-06-2013 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9470068)
She's a hit at parties too.

We have her stand on her head and fill that up with a bag of ice and a case of beer. She walks around on her hands when you need a refill. Very talented.

I'll bet a midget could use her cervix for a trampline

If she had more hair this beast could have saved Luke Skywalker some time and frostbite...

mikey23545 03-06-2013 09:30 AM

They'll take my gun when they pry my cold, dead...

WV 03-06-2013 09:32 AM

Murder by vagina. He went down...she climaxed and blew his brains out.

All in the soon to be hit movie....."Lethal kegel!"

big nasty kcnut 03-06-2013 09:44 AM

This will be a movie called the vagina toolbox

el borracho 03-06-2013 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9470074)
If she had more hair this beast could have saved Luke Skywalker some time and frostbite...

What is the inside temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm!

gblowfish 03-06-2013 11:55 AM

Takes "Conceal and Carry" to a whole new level....

HolyHat 03-06-2013 11:59 AM

I'd hit it

Pasta Little Brioni 03-06-2013 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WV (Post 9470083)
Murder by vagina. He went down...she climaxed and blew his brains out.

All in the soon to be hit movie....."Lethal kegel!"

SyFy original movie execs begin production on this as we speak

frankotank 03-06-2013 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Pink (Post 9470495)
I'd hit it

be sure and tie a board to your ass first.....

boogblaster 03-06-2013 12:16 PM

samual colt was proud today .....

listopencil 03-06-2013 12:20 PM

The gun had three live rounds and one spent shell when the cops pulled it out of there.

Dark Horse 03-06-2013 12:20 PM

She said she had to go to the bathroom, you know number 1 with a bullet!


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