The REAL, ACTUAL 2013 ChiefsPlanet Consensus Mock, Round 1
 

Yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... not very realistic the Chiefs are going to take Milliner anymore. So let's redo this.

I did this last year to amusing effect, so let's get it going this year for my amusement, if for nothing else.

I will mock up the NFL Draft as draft season develops, and every time the Chiefs are up for a pick, I will put the question before ya'll to see who you're interested in picking.

So, Chiefs get the first pick. Select from the above options who you want them to select.

Now, I am making a controversial executive decision here and EXCLUDING Geno Smith, since we all know that is not realistic anymore, and including him will no doubt make him the winner. I want to see what ChiefsPlanet realitically likes as an option.

Keep in mind, there is no trade down option: so who do you want them selecting?

Poll coming soon.

IMO, there is no way in hell that the Chiefs pick 1.1....

If they do it's Joeckel.

End of poll.

No Geno, no trade.

Bad poll. Fundamentally inaccurate.

Geno god damn Smith. The end

You forgot to include the...

M-I-N-G-O

M-I-N-G-O

M-I-N-G-O

and Mingo was his name (OH!)...

...option.

They'll trade down, but if they don't I actually think they'll go with Fisher.

If they really want to retain Albert, Fisher is the better fit at RT and has more of a mauler mentality.

In either event, I'd still go with Floyd.

At this point I say giving Smith extra time and protection so that he can have time to make good decisions and opening running lanes for Charles is the best way to improve and maximize our investment. Gotta be an O lineman. Joeckel I guess....?

I'm waiting to vote this time

The best way to protect Alex Smith is to stay out of shootouts.

The best way to stay out of shootouts is to force the other team into a ball-control offense.

We've taken care of part 1 - lots of guys in the secondary that can cover ground. Now we need to deal with part 2 - improving the pass rush.

Floyd or Richardson could do as much to protect Alex Smith as Luke Joeckel could. After watching Stephenson hold his own against Miller, I think he's a more than capable RT for us.

Know why they called that cartoon "The REAL Ghostbusters"?

Because "The Ghostbusters" name was already taken...

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The original "Real" Real Ghostbusters......

I'd STILL take Geno Smith.

Sit him for a year or two and let him master the system ala Rodgers or Kaepernick.

Get a right tackle in the third.

Sadly I'd say both lines are the weakest spots on the team at this point.

Draft Geno and cut either Smith or Daniel next season.

Dumb poll. Doesn't include trade down option.

If the Chiefs move down to #8, I could see them moving down once again, especially if Fisher and Jordan are gone.

Ideally, I'd like to see Sheldon Richardson at #8.

We've got to find some way to make Danny DeVito a rotational guy only

Fyp

Sharrif!

People are going to shout down this idea and I don't know why - but why is Tamba Hali a sacred cow? That guys carrying a $15 million cap figure and he's probably a slightly above average pass-rusher at this point in his career.

The Chiefs won't cut him, so I can't get on board with Jordan. But honestly, I'd seriously consider dealing Hali for a 2nd/3rd, clearing the cap space and drafting Jordan.

We'd have on insanely fast defense at that point.

This

how do you not take Sharrif at this point lol

His lack of ability to penetrate gaps?

That's what we want our new defensive line to do, right?

Chance Warmack, because taking a guard first overall is hilarious to me, and I am bored. BPA guys!!!!

Bump.

Get a little more action in on this before I move on to the next pick.

No trade down option = Poll fail.

Tamba Hali is going to make people eat their words about him being declining or slightly above average.

This team may actually play with a lead in the first month and he might actually get a chance to rush the passer.

I'm thinking 13+ sacks is a lock.

The Chiefs asked this question on the Facebook page tonight. Go over there and read it for a good time. I'd say the consensus there is Joeckel.

This!

no trade ....no qb.... take the guy that gets the most pressure.

I sure hope it's a lineman! Said no one worth two shits ever.
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What.. is that.. positivity?

**** is going on here???

Shhhhh don't discourage it, like a young fawn in the woods. You'll spook him.

Dion Jordan. And I ****ing hate Oregon.

Fisher

Can't believe so many people like Floyd. Groupthink at it's worst.

No geno, no mingo and no trade down option. infeasible.

I picked Richardson. Not that I would choose him but I think that is what the Chiefs will do. It makes sense, it is what this broke dick team has been doing for decades so they aren't going to change now.

So the planet picks yet another 3-4 DE?


We deserve this team...

No ****ing way this happens. Its Geno or finagle for Barkley; bank it.
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Nice post. I totally agree. Hali's cap figure is too high considering the return on investment.

I'm shouting that idea down;

SHOUT! SHOUT! SHOUT! SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!
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I said Lotu-lei-lei who

If we are picking that early, I want a guy who could potentially be and all pro for years. If that has to be a rt, so be it.

Just want to remind everybody that voting on this particular draft position is over.