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Prison Bitch 03-18-2013 10:29 PM

What kinda porn do Kansans & Missourians like?
 
Thirty percent of all Internet traffic is pornography. That's a lot of porn. But everyone searches for different types of porn. We know this thanks to a Twitter follower who uncovered this fabulous website that analyzes porn search terms to determine which types of porn are the most popular.

By nation.

Or state.


http://www.pornmd.com/resources/infograph/usa/usa.html#

Bugeater 03-18-2013 10:32 PM

There's porn on the internet?

Lumpy 03-18-2013 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9512647)
There's porn on the internet?

Don't get excited, Bug. Apparently porn is only available in KS and MO.

Bugeater 03-18-2013 10:40 PM

Creampie has a lot of fans all throughout the midwest.

jd1020 03-18-2013 10:42 PM

Gotta love #10 for MO.

Prison Bitch 03-18-2013 10:46 PM

#1 Kentucky: "Free Gay Porn" Only state with that listed it.


#10 Oklahoma: "Backroom casting couch"

jd1020 03-18-2013 10:49 PM

What is "straight (gay)" ????

Crush 03-18-2013 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9512640)
Thirty percent of all Internet traffic is pornography.

That's too low.

Crush 03-18-2013 10:50 PM

Also, stay away from South America.

Cannibal 03-18-2013 10:51 PM

Ebony at #1 for several southern states.

Crush 03-18-2013 10:54 PM

Incest must be popular in eastern Europe. No. 1 in Romania, no. 2 in Hungary, and no. 10 in Russia.

Bugeater 03-18-2013 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 9512711)
What is "straight (gay)" ????

Yeah I wondered about that one myself. Then again when it comes to porn, if you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 9512716)
Ebony at #1 for several southern states.

"Several" as in "all of them".

Cannibal 03-18-2013 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9512727)



"Several" as in "all of them".

:D stopped checking after the Carolinas, Georgia and Bama.

Prison Bitch 03-18-2013 10:59 PM

One time my old boss got fired. ("Mutual decision" of course) Anyway he left and all his things were gone but his computer. Our main boss asked us to see if he had any work files we could use left on the computer. My co-worker pulled up the dude's laptop internet browser and did a history check. WHOA NELLIE! Shoulda seen all the porn searches the guy had. Months and months worth. Dind't ever bother to clear the cache.


Main one I can still remember 10 years later on google: "cum+sucking+asian+slut" We were in tears laughing while our main boss looked at it with great disappointment.

lcarus 03-18-2013 11:08 PM

Oklahoma is 1. creampie 2. anal 3. teen.

I'd say that's pretty accurate. I've never been into milf porn really. Like...I won't search for it in particular.

keg in kc 03-18-2013 11:10 PM

It's a little scary how often bbw shows up on there.

BryanBusby 03-18-2013 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9512702)
#1 Kentucky: "Free Gay Porn" Only state with that listed it.

SEC SEC SEC

I've learned today there's a lot of closeted gays in the world, especially in the Middle East.

Prison Bitch 03-18-2013 11:20 PM

I kept seeing "Lisa Ann" and saying WTF? So I googled her. Yuk:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Ann

Fairplay 03-18-2013 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 9512758)
It's a little scary how often bbw shows up on there.



A few days a mod around here posted a link to a porn site.

I was like WTF dude.

Fairplay 03-18-2013 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9512751)
I'd say that's pretty accurate. I've never been into milf porn really. Like...I won't search for it in particular.



I'm glad you have your morals. :)

lcarus 03-18-2013 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 9512830)
I'm glad you have your morals. :)

:) Not a moral thing. Just a preference thing.

KurtCobain 03-19-2013 12:38 AM

I've been getting into Czech gang bangs. Go check em out. And I hate foreign porn.

Usually I like low quality American midwestern home made porn, preferably of a guy sharing his average looking wife/girlfriend with a friend. But I can only find so many that fit this specific description. I think I've seen it all.

Silock 03-19-2013 12:47 AM

Damn, I need to get 5,6,9 and 10 further up the list.

Ming the Merciless 03-19-2013 01:00 AM

I'm kind of surprised glory hole doesn't rank higher..

Am I weird?

TimeForWasp 03-19-2013 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 9512711)
What is "straight (gay)" ????

That's when you are not gay, but your boyfriend is.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 03-19-2013 06:07 AM

In Missouri they screw their mules. In Kansas they **** their money. Not sure which one is nastier/disease.

jspchief 03-19-2013 07:49 AM

So Lisa Ann is a genre?

And I was sure Kansas would have abortion porn #1

Discuss Thrower 03-19-2013 08:24 AM

Not sure if ebony is popular in the South because of the amount of black Americans living there or because Southerners have some deep seated issues about their racial history..

Prison Bitch 03-19-2013 08:25 AM

It's very likely the number of blacks living there.

Mr. Laz 03-19-2013 10:14 AM

Kansas and Missouri are similar except for in MUron-land they must have their anal/mom action.

LMAO

Prison Bitch 03-19-2013 10:27 AM

That world list blows my mind. #1 in palestine is "family"? WTF? The Chinese love the japanese, the japanese love themselves, and the Koreans like poop.

beach tribe 03-19-2013 10:31 AM

Jeez. Post #32 for Q.
The last thread was only a day or so ago and it mentions to review South America.
It's pretty "funny" down there.

gblowfish 03-19-2013 11:23 AM

Why does this thread have a Mizzou logo on it???

Pepe Silvia 03-19-2013 11:29 AM

They look up Dancing Bear in Waco.

Imon Yourside 03-19-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9513612)
Why does this thread have a Mizzou logo on it???

Is it not obvious?

chiefsfan987 03-19-2013 01:06 PM

Uh, Kentucky...


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