Late night bullshit: more trade down stuff.
 

I'm Buffalo.

I want the #1 pick this year.

I offer you my 1st in exchange, my 3rd round pick and a midrounder next year.

What's your counter offer.

I want your whole goddamned draft.

Enjoy the #1 overall pick. Hope you like Joeckel or Lotulelei.

Click.

Anybody else?

Direckshun's whore mother

skip the 3rd, make it a second, and deal done.


and the reason it has to be a second, last year, cleveland surrendered their 3rd rounder and a 5th rounder to move up one spot to select trent richardson.

So, if you want who ever you want, to jump from 8 to 1, i want your second.

**** you.

We're taking Geno.

SHE IS A SAINT

DO YOU HEAR ME

A SAINT

The thing is, you're not.

You're taking Joeckel or somebody like Lotulelei or Floyd.

Enjoy that.

Done.

Buffalo (Direckshun) gets:

#1 overall

Chiefs (ASF) gets:

#8 overall
Buff's 2nd rounder
2014 midrounder

Don't tell me what I'm doing with my franchise, asshole!

Where are you even picking anyway? 8 or some shit? I can barely hear you from all the way up there. Have fun with Jarvis Jones's two years of solid play. I'm sure all 12 of your fans will be delighted.

*Click*

Nobody wants to deal?

I'll give you my third and a midrounder next year.

What's your asking price?

Shrug.

Nobody wants to deal? I struck a deal with ASF.

What's your asking price, folks?

I would accept Buffalo's 2013 2nd rounder and their 2014 1st rounder. That would be the bottom price if I were Dorsey.

But I'm not, and I won't be surprised to see Dorsey get raped on this.

I mean, that offer I mentioned above is a ****ing STEAL. If multiple teams want Geno, Buffalo needs to take that offer now or enjoy never winning a Super Bowl ever again.

:thumb:
Chiefs get out of that #1 spot where this year just isn't good to be in (Geno Smith loyalist aside)
Trade down but still stay in the top 10 where they can still get a playmaker, probably a pass rusher. Plus, get back the 2nd rd pick we lost in the Smith trade albeit not #34 but close. And a little something next year or something to throw in, in a trade somewhere down the line.

Well, it appears Geno just hit the lotto and will be moving to Bora Bora within the week..

In that case, I'll take your 1st this year, a 3rd this year, and your 1st next year.

I'll take anything to trade down. Swap and a second is good enough.
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If I'm giving you any first rounders at all, I want something back in return.

I'll give you my 2nd rounder this year, and my 1st next year.

But I want your 2nd rounder next year.

I'm sorry, you hung up on me earlier. Did you call me back?

I'm not giving up my 1st next year without getting something in return.

I will give you my 1st next year if you agree to swap thirds with me this year.

You're a fool, Buddy Nix. And you will lose everything.

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No, I want your 3rd rounder this year, on top of your 1st next year. If it means that much to you, I'll swap 3rds with you in 2014.

How's that sound?

So it's a deal, then?

You'll have two 1sts next year, but I'll have two seconds. You get to trade down, I get Geno.

Everybody wins.

That makes no sense. We have no idea who's going to be picking earlier than who next year. Trading future 3rds makes no sense.

Let's make it a bit more sensible, and roll the dice a bit.

We swap firsts this year so I can get Geno and you can get out of having to draft Joeckel 1st overall.

I'll give you my first and third next year, but I get your second rounder next year.

So I'll get your 1st this year, and your 2nd next year. You'll get my 1st this year, and my 1st and 3rd next year.

All depends what the demand for the pick is and how bad the Chiefs want out.
Also, could depend on Albert. If the Chiefs work out a long term deal with him before the draft they are probably going to be really kicking to get out.

Draft picks aren't the currency they once were though.

Yeahhhh.... what do YOU think the demand is.

That's what I thought.

I've got a 3rd you can use, if you swap 1sts with me though. I'm tossing in a midrounder next year because I like you.

Dial tone.

Except not really. That #1 overall pick is worth way more than you're offering. I don't care who's available and who's not. You're getting the #1 overall pick in the NFL draft and you're paying peanuts for it. That's like selling my incredibly good condition used car for half of what it's worth on the market because it's a tough economy out there and I don't really need the money anyway. Of course I'm going to get every penny I'm owed. And if you accept MY offer, I'm already getting gyped out of the value.

I'm trying to make a deal with you because I love you, but I've got Arizona and Philadelphia crawling at my ass. They want Geno as well, and are throwing some offers at me that sound more tempting. So how about you be reasonable and REALLY meet me halfway?

You have to have faith that you won't suck next year, but you are right. That would be a risk you don't have to take..

Seeing as how I'm a terrible defensive line talent evaluator and I definitely don't want that cumstain Joeckel wearing my unis next season, I'll take your offer.

How do you patch in a dial tone into a conversation you're not having? I would like to learn that trick.

I've thrown an offer your way, though. Feel free to counter with your asking price.

LMAO

Deal.

Bills (Direckshun) get:

#1 overall
2014 2nd rounder

Chiefs (ThaVirus) get:

#8 overall
2014 1st rounder
2014 3rd rounder

Again, I'm good with this:
Done.

Buffalo (Direckshun) gets:

#1 overall

Chiefs (ASF) gets:

#8 overall
Buff's 2nd rounder
2014 midrounder

you must be high.

Have you ever looked at one of those draft value cards? A number 1 overall is worth approximately as much as two mid 1st rounders, or 3 low 1st rounders, 5 or 6 high 2nd rounders. To trade up to the number one spot, you have to pull some Mike Ditka style shit.

I dunno, however, do you think we could trade Go Chiefs as part of the deal.

****in' a, I'm really going to miss that 2nd rounder..

You're getting CRAZY ripped off. I'd be certain to trade with you every year.

Hey, if those kids could do it....some guy on the Internet at 1:10 in the a.m. Can figure it out :D

I'm honestly going to bank on the fact that Zona and Philly aren't really pushing that hard. I don't think Geno's the kind of QB inciting stampedes of suitors.

What are you offering, again? My 2nd this year and my 1st next year?

Like I said, I want something back. I'll give you both those picks, but I want Branden Albert.

I'm all in for that! :thumb:

Deal.

Or I can just find a team desperate to get out of the 1st overall.

Hello.

I'd instantly start petitioning for Pioli to get his job back. Wow, that would be so ridiculously stupid.

Direckshun is getting hung up on coming to me asking for anything beyond #1 when he's only coming to the table with #8, 2014 1st and 3rd.

LMAO

That's why it's a good deal.

I get a legit shot at a franchise QB, and you get a favorable deal in return.

Or you can make a counter offer.

Otherwise, Joeckel's your right tackle in August.

Or I'll just draft Geno and tell you to go **** yourself and Joeckel.

#1 for #8, #41, 2014 1st and 3rd.

I'm taking about a 500 point hit on this draft class and you get your QB. Otherwise... good luck with Wilson.

Nobody else called and we signed Albert long term. We have no interest any longer in the Oline man and we know we can get some of the top pass rushers we covet later so we won't have to pay them #1 overall $.

We needed out of the first pick and we still get a pick in the top ten this year, get our second rd pick back and a pick next season.

Riiiiiight.

Since that's not happening...

I've got an extra 6th round pick now. You can take my tradeable one.

You get:
1.1
6.2

I get:
1.8
2.8
2014 1st round pick.

Again, to me this is already a bottom line offer. I'm giving you the extra 6th rounder just to add something back. I literally can't afford to let my #1 pick go for any less than this.

Uhp, that's Philly on my call waiting. Should I answer it?

Hold on, Buffalo.

I got Chip Kelly on line 2 and Rex Ryan is blowing up my phone.

God you are so ****ing hot.

Yea, that's horrible.

Sorry Buffalo, we are going to need a MUCH better offer, or we will take our guy and shop him to a team in need... Also, if you didn't notice, we only won two games last year. Alex has proven that he can quickly and efficiently mentor and groom talented players while winning games for us for a few years. We believe we are set. So, unless you can really blow me away, I think we'll enjoy the best quarterback overall while we have a chance.

Oh, and tell Matt Barkley we hope his ankle is feeling better, and we're still trying to figure out who left that banana peel on the floor during his pro visit.

This is hypothetical bullshit anyways. I don't GM the Chiefs and you dont GM the Bills.

You are pretending to GM the Bills and I'm pretending to GM the Chiefs. If I'm GM of the Chiefs, Geno is coming to KC unless you stop pounding sand.

And I'd STILL rather have Geno Smith and my 2nd round pick over that offer ten times out of ten.

Again, just because you don't need the full value when selling your used car doesn't mean you should be fine with getting ripped off.

Eesh. I move from a 3rd this year to a 2nd, and a midround next year to a 1st.

And you toss in a 6th.

You asked to meet halfway, right? Were those your not exact words.

LMAO

Honestly, I'm not getting into a bidding war with either of those folks.

My offers are my own. Geno's not RG3.

If you're gettin hella deals, which I'm guessing you're not, godspeed.

Otherwise, I'm happy to give you some shit for that sweet Geno action.

You can have Branden only if you make him play rt tackle.

How about this, Mr. Nix:

We'll give you Alex Smith. You give us your 2013 2nd rounder and a conditional mid round pick in 2014.

Washington overpaid for RG3 because of his talent.

You aren't getting Geno for tickets to the probowl.

Have fun with Tyler Wilson.

That's basically what you're doing now.

My guess is the offers you see now will not differ that much from the offers you see then.

Damn...I'm gonna have to get back to ya, Nix....unless you have decided to significantly increase your offer.

Geno is the only qb that has everything you want. You know it, we know it. If you pass, good luck on the next few years of the next Fitzpatrick.

Okay, this was a serious thread. well somewhat.

Meet halfway from what the pick is really worth. I already gave up a shit ton.

Look, you have no QB options. Some team is going to go get Geno, and you've got Arizona ahead of you who also has no options at QB. Stop being a Geoff Schwartz and accept my good deal.

WHAT

SINCE ****ING WHEN

WHY IS CHIEFSPLANET EVEN A THING THEN

WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE

WAIT WAIT -- I'M NOT THE GM OF THE BUFFALO BILLS?!?!?!

ARE YOU LIKE THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE

HOW MANY PRIZE TURKEYS DO I HAVE TO BUY FOR CRIPPLED CHILDREN

Everybody knows you need this QB, Buddy. Do you want to look like a ****ing idiot with your pants caught down?

His pants are already down. Playing hardball with no QB... lol.

LMAO

Sorry guys.

I have to cancel this thread. And maybe leave ChiefsPlanet forever.

I have been informed by our good friend jd1020 that, contrary to popular opinion, I am not the GM of the Buffalo Bills.

My apologies, for wasting everybody's time, these past six years.

I think what I'll miss the most... is the rape.

Say WHA? That's like just trading down from 2.2 (to SF) to 2.9 (from Buf) for nothing.

Not really. We got rid of Alex Smith and keep #1.

Eliminated all excuses for a hole that still needed to be filled and take the #1 QB in the draft.

jd1020,

Just how sure are we about this?

I mean... what evidence do we have that I'm not the GM of the Bills.

I just, this can't be right. I need to know for sure.

and who wouldn't?

Who else is in on this "Direckshun has never been GM of the Bills" shit.

Seriously.

I thought we were all friends. **** you guys. **** every single one of you.

We've got 3000 draft points. Your 8 pick is worth 1400 and your two is worth 500...were gonna need your 1 and 2 next year.

Let's get this done. I want to go to lunch.

Are you reeruned or something? You said the Chiefs wouldn't draft Geno.

I'm suppose to be the Chiefs GM and I just hung up on you and selected Geno. Good luck with Tyler Wilson, Mr. Direckshun.

If you weigh the same as a duck, you're made of wood. And therefore, the GM of the Buffalo Bills.

Nix?

You son of a bitch, this is Bruce Allen. Not this shit again...ROFL @ Fitzpatrick after that whole phone call thing....

I draft Geno and wait for Philadelphia and Cleveland to call.

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BossChief,

You might want to go ahead and get that lunch. I am not the GM of the Bufallo Bills.

I'm sorry if you've been misled. Trust me, nobody is more surprised than I am.

From here on out, you guys are going to have to come to grips with that, like I am now.

Hopefully we can rebuild. Hopefully we can trust one another again.

Hopefully, you can start liking me for my personality, and my soul. And not because you are under the illusion that I am the GM of the National Football League's Buffalo Bills.