Alex Smith not Afraid of replacing a Legend
 

Spring Practice begins at Arrowhead. There is a new but familiar sight in camp this year. A white Quarterback underthrowing Wide Recievers. "I've heard the stories" Alex Smith told reporters "The botched screen passes, throwing the ball at the legs of defenders, and of course the Hail Mary from the 20 yard line... I am going to let people know though.. I am not scared of replacing the legend"

The Legend of course is Pro Football Pro Bowler Matt Casssel. Cassel who seemed to handle pressure like a pregnant lady on the Orient Express...is now gone.. Leaving only Alex Smith and his endless whiteness behind qb. Alex has big shoes no doubt.... time will tell if he will succeed in missing his head with his hat...or if he will become something Legend-er.

Why would he say he's afraid in the first place?

Hey guys.....anyone remember when Demonpenz used to be funny?

I'm sure he will fill his shoes fine

Which legend, Zelda?

Alex will never grade out perfectly.

poop joke

:hmmm:




Nope.

Well, they do wear the same size.

We won't know there was anything different except the 7 turned into an 11

Yeah, but can he do a TD celebration properly?

Not your best effort.

http://www4.gsb.columbia.edu/ipimage...recard_216.jpg

That's racist.

Now THAT'S funny. LMAO

I do.

Most of the funny stories involved him hitting on girls, locations in St. Joseph, and ALDI brand junk food items.

Not since I joined.
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The Long John Silver's days were the BEST.

There were good times, trust me.

lmao. Ol' Whitey Dipshit w/business as usual at Arrowhead. I believe he has the "skills" and potential to surpass and exceed Casshole's unique brand of ****-uppery.
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That's pretty funny.

No was it before 2003

But can he do K-Swiss commericals....."Me and Matt Cassel done effed you up dude"

Season 3 of East Bound and Down.

Dammit I came in here to post this.
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:clap:ROFL

It seems TEX approves......

That cinches it for the "not funny" crowd.

I'm sure Alex can throw the one- yard dump off to DMC as good as any legend can.

The Atchison Times sure has gone downhill since the layoffs

Yep, he had 88% 0-9 yards last season.

That was on 120 attempts. All the big name guys were all into the 300's for attempts 0-9 yards kinda surprised me.

Was Chase tall enough to ride? Seriously though, the bar is not high for Alex Smith.

Penz is just working to get his mojo back. He's had a shit ton of hilarious posts involving the likes of Snugga, Skeeball, and the Royals.

Hell, his plea to keep CP free should be the site's anthem.

Demonpenz is a Nickelback fan

Is that you Pete?

midgets

I've read they've even had to hire the 'It's Your Call' columnist from the St. Joe News Press.

Rough times indeed.

Was Penz the guy who wrote the "jumped his Camaro while throwing an empty Natural light can into a bass mouth" post?


I might be off on the specifics, but that post is easily in my top 2-3 posts of all time.

:hmmm:

If someone can dig up that post, I will rep them so hard that they won't be able to walk.

That sounds like penz.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=33

Don't bother with the rep.

Penz once repped me with a long and detailed story about the Great Mexi-Melt War of Taco Bell.
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There's gotta be a GoChiefs gay joke in there somewhere.

I had a Snugga reference on a merry-go-round.

Oh my, the link in that post. LMAO

LMAO You magnificant bastard!

You beat me to it!

Thanks, I am fighting back the tears of laughter. LMAO

Uh....


No.

If anyone wants a lot of laughs, here you go:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=bass+mouth

Ah ****, PostRockPablo actually penned that post in Demon's BBQ thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=116


Although I do have to say Demon's BBQ looks mighty delicious.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=185

that was pablo.

There is a Bridge where old coaches Die go too.
They are there with the finest cordinators and all
the gatorade they can drink. Their teams don't
go offsides and the refs never swallow their whistles.
There is no rape, murder, or fraud. No one can
Diddle little kids, No one crashes their motorcycle with sluts on
the back. You can have all the Tanners Waitresses you want and party freely with Iowa State Frats.
This is where coaches go when they die....Win one for Rich Kotite.....win one last one for Rich Kotite....
See you again....at Rainbow bridge.

Different signs Chiefsplanet posters would have for Lemonade stands.

Donger: I don't know, why do you think the price of Lemonade is so high?
Reaper16: Well actually this is more of a Lemon Cooler. For actual Lemonade you have to go to Lemon Alabama during august. Even then you have to ASK for it.
Phobia: Edgewood Lemonade for all your thurst quenching needs
Demonpenz: I have lemnonade....haha I don't! Now with Taco Bell cups.
SaulBadguy: Please stop using my power towel to clean up lemonade
Luv: Please someone buy my Lemonade...
Milkman: Whats lemonade. I hate that.
MoHillbilly. You don't understand the culture of lemonade. You're from the city
BigDaddy: Moved to get away from Obama to make taxfree lemonade
Rain Man: appricot lemonade available.
GoChiefs: Lemonade not for Christians
Dave Lane: Jesus didn't exists, so he doesn't drink lemonade.
Hamas Jenkins: I hate my own Lemonade
[Zach] Meh...strawman Lemonade.
quicksilver: Has anyone seen my Lemonade?
StevieRay: Lemonade was better in the 70's

The penz is an Ascended Master of the Absurd, he's hit me with TONS of posts that have had me INSTANTLY busting out loud over the years.

Aerosmith cant write Dream On every single time... theres going to be some filler in there, bitches!

guess this is my Rag Doll

Eat The Bitch.


.....wait. I may be thinking of a movie

Holy shit. LMAO. I've never seen that.



By the way....you do in fact litter. And Indians cry.

LMAO
@MoHillbilly and Hamas

DP does that intellectual humor stuff. You need at least 120 IQ points to ride his jokes. If you don't get it,...
sorry
that
you
are
so
dumb,
dummy.

lol

Oh that wasn't bad. Just not his normal style. It read more like an Onion article.

LMAO

Reaper is my favorite.

reaper's is hilarious, and penz serves a few people cold with the humor.

Forget about that. Can he take a hat and put it on his head?

You know you're somebody when Demonpenz uses you for comedy.

Every time I read a Demonpenz post I hear this in the background.

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Oh yeah airwolf! I forgot about that one....yet another staple in Demonpenz' comedy chest.

Unless you're quicksilver, then nobody knows who the **** you are.

Unless you're who? Is that a member here?

If that was one story that took place in 4 hours it'd be a solid IIIA Tucker Max post...

Now THAT is quality stuff. LMAO