**** Official "I'm hungover as ****" thread ****
 

I'm hungover as ****, and I'm probably still drunk. My stomach is made of mush, my head is squeezing what little brain I have, and my eyes feel like they're floating in vodka.

****. Me.

eat something

Don't have the energy. Go get me something plz.

I just shit through a screen door. Get a greasy cheeseburger. That's what I'm gonna do. It really does help.

Pedialyte. You can thank me later.

Ooh! Gatorade! I have some. Thank you now!

I've got a cocktail of pedialyte, B12 and ibuprofen in me right now, and it's helping a little, but this is still awful. I need someone to go get me food asap. Thanks in advance.

Before you go drinking you should drink a good size Gatorade or something similar.

Drink LOTS of water.

Does coffee count?

Kidding, I'm on my third 32-oz glass of water.

Sprite or 7UP works for me.


I know that feel bro

I'm talking shit to my dogs, who are on the couch with me. Yep, definitely still drunk.

There is a constant yellow blob in the middle of my vision, and whenever I get a whiff of my breath I get wasted all over again. To quote my wife, I "smell like a burned-down liquor store".

Water just makes me feel worse when I'm hungover. It feels awful on my stomach.

If you've got the hookup, walk in to the hospital and have a friend hang a banana bag. Probably the only thing that's going to get rid of it.

You can always try beating off. That should make you feel better for a few minutes.

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor!

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We had an MD do a rotation in our lab, and she tells stories of doctors requisitioning saline bags. I never worked up the nerve to ask for the hookup. I regret that now.

smoke some weed, eat some food, go back to sleep. repeat these 3 steps all day. you'll be ready to go again tonight.

wake and bake

The convenience store dude w/ the Budweiser is fake, but the rest of that video is hilarious.

My dumb ass tried to finish off an old bottle of Hendrick last night.

Gives me a hangover that would make whiskey blush.

But was a fun night after Royals\Sporting wins.

A given.

Being a Missouri fan has finally taken its toll on you, huh?

PIIHB. That might make you both feel better for a while.

We all love you, man.

Never let go of any woman that says things as creative as, "your breath smells like a burned down liquor store."

You already ****ed up, but you should do this in this order.

1. Stick your fingers down your throat and make sure you get it all out
2. Rinse out your mouth
3. Eggs and bacon
4. Smoke a bowl

You'll feel better in 20 minutes.

You should have drank half a gallon of water before you passed out last night.

The only time I prepare for a hangover is when I'm not drunk enough to have a decent hangover anyway. When I'm completely shitfaced, I don't even think to get ready for the pain.

This hangover is a breeze compared to post-UConn '09

Not trying to bullshit, but I did hear that grease somehow soothes the stomach from a hangover. True story.

Actually no, coffee would dehydrate you & not help any. It's a myth that coffee helps.

Lemon-Lime gatorade pretty much all day. Drink some coffee. Get a burger. Take a shower.

Prayers sent.

Bloody Mary. The tomato juice will help settle your stomach and the vodka will help buffer coming off the alcohol. Also avoid any caffeine 'cause that'll just dehydrate you more.

Take 3 ibuprofen, drink the Gatorade, biscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs.
Nap
High colonic

Warm Bath...warm shower maybe

here you go

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I think the professionals prefer Wild Irsh Rose or Maddog 20/20 under an underpass.

Funny.

I haven't has alcohol in three weeks and an energy drink in five and I've dreamed of taking shits like I'm doing now for years.

Things of beauty.

And I feel fantastic. I am able to form and use multi-syllable words, have rational thoughts and function at a high level all day long.

Who knew?

Anybody else watch the video just to make sure they weren't in it?

Go out to your car, open the door, insert entire hand or fingers of your choice, slam door hard.

That'll take your mind off of your hangover, at least for a little while anyway.

Eat an entire bag of Oreos.

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Got some food in me. Energy levels approaching normal. Need a nap.

I usually drink the shit out of red Gatorade after a night of drinking.

Depending on what you drank the previous night lemon lime Gatorade is ****ing terrible.

What would you drink the night before where the Gatorade color matters? This sounds insane unless you got drunk on Mojitos or something of that nature.

I'm a beer and RBV drinker.

Color/flavor of Gatorade after a night of drinking for me has always mattered.

In my sober opinion, lemon lime Gatorade tastes like a bag of asses during a hangover.

I'm the exact opposite on that. I could throw up just looking at the red stuff, while the lemon lime one is fine. There used to be one that was clear, like Lemon Ice maybe, that was good for hangovers. Haven't seen it for a long time, maybe not made anymore?

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Something about the "twang" of the lemon lime is very unsettling to me, especially hungover.

I used to really like their blue mountain something. It was of the Gatorade freeze flavor line. That used to be my favorite.

Meh just one or 2 drinks that is it. Not get drunk again. Just enough to take the edge of the hangover off

Drank way to much bourbon last night. As bought as drunk as I have been in a decade.

My dog who is under kennel watch for a sprained knee says no.

red bull vodka?

I used to drink two shots of vodka in a tall glass with a little ice and finish with red bull.

I would drink one of those to every beer my buddies and wife drank.

Then I would wake up around six hung over but WIDE ****ING AWAKE.

I haven't drank in almost a month, self grounded lol. Almost ready to let myself off for good behavior
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**** drinking anymore. I'll be 24 in a few months and hangovers lately have been feeling like death.

I can't imagine how some of you old ****ers feel the next day.

Yeah, Red Bull and vodka. I like to dumb it down a little bit so I just use RBV, lol.

The only real energy drink that wakes me up is Amp. I love that shit; it is good with vodka too. I'm more of a beer kind of guy now. I drank RBVs when we went out every week.

the red amp with cherry vodka is good. Too good.

I know it the next morning lol. My whole mouth is red. LMAO
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Realllly?

That sounds pretty good.

I try to stay away from vodka. That was my go to stuff in high school. LMAO

Butttttttt, an amp + vodka sounds really good right about now.

Honestly, I turn 36 this month and I think I'm developing an ulcer. Like Sauto, I'm going on self restriction for awhile. That scares the shit out of me.

74 days sober. Longest I haven't had a drink since I was 14.

Kind of like not having hangovers.

Yeah, I'm letting my ribs marinate for another day. I'm telling you, greasy ****ing cheeseburgers are an immaculate cure to hangovers. The 3 cheese bacon butter burger from Culvers with some m'fing cheese curds was just what the doctor ordered.

The only cure for hangovers is weed. And sleep, and water. and greasy food (but eat that while you are high) and you shall feel better.

Next time, smoke a blunt with your alcohol, you'll drink less and not get alcohol poisoning! and not to mention that really nice 3 beers + 3 bong hits buzz, it's a solid combo.

Yup, I smoke before i fall asleep. Helps with no hangovers.

I smoked weed every day from the time I was 16 until about 4 months ago. I had to quit. Shit started making me ****ing paranoid. Total bullshit because I miss it.

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Just threw these bad bitches on the grill. No need for overnight marinating. Damn rookies.

:spock: You calling me a ****ing rookie? ARE YOU CALLING ME A ****ING ROOKIE?!?!?

Technically.........................yes

I actually have a good buzz going.



You might see some awesome threads to threads tonight. Be prepared.

Alright fine. I am a rookie. But my shit tastes good. Wait, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

I like ribs with a little heat. Spicy ribs are awesome. You should try my rub and BBQ them for 2 hours. You'll fall in love

Well, we aren't all pussies bro.

I had a mini hangover today as well. My head still hurts a little. I need to drink more water.

Snap

I am always exhausted when I'm hungover, but when it's finally time for bed I get this weird anxious feeling and have trouble falling asleep. Goddamnit.

sipping anti freeze and 7up but my eyes keep doing this thing where the room high fives me

food; put two beers in a tall enough glass, and about 2 shots worth of Zing Zang.

like a bauce.

Just putting this up top, for tomorrow. I'm going to need it. The wife made the best --and largest-- gin martini, and it's nowhere near midnight. Should a 30-year old go to bed before midnight? It might not be a choice for me.