*****Official Royals vs Los Angels of Anaheim of the state of California 5/13/13*****
 

Time for a new series and new mojo! I ran out of words in the title so I cut out Angeles. The Angles have been struggling all year although they are looking to sweep the White Sox in Sunday night baseball in 30 minutes. They also lost 2 of 3 from the Astros this week. For those that can watch tonight, do some scouting tonight and call Ned with tips. He loves tips....

I am taking my first thread of the year with Mendoza on the mound and I couldn't be happier. We will win this game, for those who can stay up and watch it given the late west coast time.

KC: Mendoza (0-2, 6.38 ERA)
LA: Blanton (0-6, 5.66 ERA)

Angels Leaders:
Batting Avg: Howie Kendrick .296
Home Runs: Mark Trumbo 9
RBIs: Mark Trumbo 26
OBP: Mike Trout .351
Hits: Mike Trout 43

KC
Batting Avg: Alex Gordon .320
Home Runs: Alex Gordon 6
RBIs: Alex Gordon 28
OBP: Lorenzo Cain .378
Hits: Alex Gordon 47


First Pitch 10:05 pm Eastern.

Way to go! Go Royals!

In

**** yeah.

Get it girl!!

Slumpbuster

Two girl callouts in one weekend? Damn, I suck....

Aren't those sluts you usually find at the bar during a dry spell?

I seriously hope they show some life on the road. The offense is the main issue and there doesn't look like the end to futility is in sight

Agreed.

I need your address to send you those pink thongs you threatened my life for.

The shmedium ones?

Hey, if you still want one of the biggest disappointments on this team, hit me up.

If not, I will wait until the season is over and just burn it.

Gotta get the sweep to get be into the race for the division. Let's go Royals!!!

Screw Gamecast. I'll be there in person. If we lose, you can pin it on me. I'll be there early for BP and ready to cheer our boys on.

I think you forgot "in the United States on the continent of North America on planet Earth" in the title.

"of the Galaxy of The Milky Way of the Universe."

In for this one, should be home by the 3rd inning.

Bump.

****. Cleveland already up 1-0 on the Yanks.

I guess Danny Duffy is going to be running the Royals twitter feed tonight. Should be interesting.

Like to Duffy pitching instead of tweeting.

I was an usher at the Big A in college, was great cheering for the Royals as an Angels Usher. That was a fantastic job, all the baseball you can watch and just pointing to a seat when someone asks you where it is.

I used every last bit of space for the title. Can you believe that is the longest length a title can be?

That's a shame. No more room for asterisks :D

Check your PMs, bitch.

How is 42 year old Pujols doing this year?

He shall be referred to all game as Pooholes. No exceptions.

.234, 5 HRs and 20 RBIs. One homer in last 10 games.

Albert is old as ****

Feels weird to have to wait this long for a game.....and I am on Pacific time.

Don't like the juju of this thread at all.

Royals lose this game agonizingly.

Take it up with Al North. Multiple game-day threads are for n00bs.

In an effort to bring some random good juju to this thread.

Lew, please confirm that you got caught in the cross hair of my camera in Surprise. Left side, your ol lady in the red/white stripe shirt, you rockin' the blue shirt/blue cap.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2245/surpriseln.jpg

Ah Hellz yea, definitely me! You took a picture of me taking a picture ROFL

And it was a pleasure meeting you to chat for a few minutes at that night game. Plan on coming back out to Surprise for spring training again in the future?

That's Billy Butler type numbers.

Ha, my dad actually took that pic, I finally got to see them today. Yeah, we'll be back, it's the highlight of our season. I might stay in a different part of Phoenix though.

We are moving this weekend to a different part of Phoenix. South down in Litchfield Park/Avondale. Less than 10 minutes from the Hockey and Football arena.

Yeah, I love the area and plan to relocate sometime down the road. My inlaws own a place in Rocky Point that one day we'll take over, Phoenix is an ideal home base. I'll be sure to consult you on what's what.

Anyway, we seem to get our asses handed to us on these west coast trips, hope we can tread water at the minimum. You can sense the frustration setting in around KC.

So, you're in Phoenix, eh? That explains quite a bit.

My Pops lives in Chandler.

I would love to come to Arizona

Smoke checking in until around 11:30 when I leave for work.

Hopefully Mendoza and be adequate tonight and our bats wake the hell up.

I have been here 1 year officially tomorrow.

And what does it explain, Pete?

I like it so far. The winter was incredible!

First full game I've been able to watch in over a week. Lets do this

And has been posted before, keep an I on Twitter. Danny Duffy is controlling the Royals twitter account tonight.

Come to Play bitches.

No Frenchy

Frenchy should be faded out soon....this assclown should be released

Dyson - RF HOFer.

Perez batting 8th? Hmmm

Josh Hamilton's sponsor is going to be busy tonight.

But... but... all the Frenchy Quarter T-Shirts!!!!!

I was unaware that cocaine needed a sponsor?

Hopefully, Hamilton kills someone else tonight...Frenchy.

Dyson is quick as ****. almost had him beat to the bag

A lot! :Poke:


All that sun does weird things to people.

Callapso. Would be nice to have that guy.

Hud pimping Yost in the first

You mean like making me look like a tanned as **** Greek God!?

Here's hoping Callaspo is Hamilton's DD tonight.

Nice hit Gordo.

Time for a Billay Bomb

Ryan now sucking off Kuroda. JFC.

LMAO...uh yea...that's it

BILLY!

BOOM!

1-0 Royals

Billy doubles w00t. 1-0

Close, Royals take the lead

Wow..Billy came through!

Billy!

Hamilton playing Billy like a singles hitter.

Don't stop there. Need MOAR RUNS!

IN! **** you LA.

Man, great thread lewdog!

Hamilton eight ball falls out of back pocket while trying to track down the ball.

Someone tell Hud we scored in the 1st inning yesterday....

We were saving our offense for Mendoza.

I like these late night games.

Uh, we scored in the first yesterday, Hud.

Keep your ****ing head on the ball, Hosmer

Hosmer looking foolish.

At least we got 1

Shouldn't you be in bed?

He really is pulling his head something awful lately.