****Official Royals v. Oakland A-Holes 5/18 Game Thread****
 

What? Nobody nutting up to start the thread tonight?
I do it.

Screw those green and yellow NoCal Poopstains!!

gotta get back on track...... Cleveland, apparently, forgot how to lose games!

Frenchy, Moose and Hos all in the lineup tonight. Oh my.

Gotta get this one. We can't keep losing to bum teams.

This better be good by George

Go Royals


Tornadoes stay away **** off and die you are going make me miss a game.

On my 4th margarita. Let"s go Royals!!!!!!

It's Star Trek geek night in Oakland. Phasers on Stun!!

Hey, let's all drink every time Hud says "Struggling" tonight....

****ing French back in the lineup and Cain leading off......Yost is a ****ing idiot. Put Lough in at leadoff and let that kid play his ****ing heart out like he did last night.

I do think it is time to send both Hos and Moose a message and send them back down. Call up Giavotella. You have Johnson, Getz, Tejada and Gio to cover the spots. Play Billay's slow ass for a bit at 1st. Bench the French and play Lough as well.

This is pretty ****ing simple. You send a message. We are here to win, not to learn how to win.

You can't make a trade like we did for Shields, sign guys like Santana and then **** it off because 3 of your guys can't get their head out of their ass.

Pete, I doubt its an issue of motivation for these guys. You don't get to this level without motivation.

I will be with you all in spirit tonight as I am watching star trek. Go get em royals.

Yost said he will only put Frenchy in when there is a Left Handed Pitcher.

Milone is 0-5 in his last five starts. So he'll probably no hit us.

Making my next drink at the first commercial break. :thumb:

Anyone got a working stream?

There goes the no hitter...

:clap: Alex double

Does anyone else see Wilford Brimley sitting behind home base?

LMAO

I love Gordon.

Woo hoo!!!!

Boy, he sure hit the shit outta that one...

L M A O **** yeah score

What ever works take!

Billay with the blazing speed....
Milone better throw over.

Theres a run!

And Hosmer hits his 29th consecutive 2 hopper to the second baseman....

BTW: Jan the Toyota chick is going commando tonight.

The other team cheers for our right fielder. They know he sucks so bad it's like we just gave their team four free outs. How embarrassing....

If anyone needs it

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Whew....that shot stays crunchy in milk....

Strike out Crisp, damn it!!!

K

HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SUCK IT, COCO!!!

Meanwhile, Frenchy is stuffing bacon into his jock.....

Wilfred Brimley is in the front row to the left of home plate. He's eating oatmeal....

1-2-3

OK, let's make bets on who's going to suck harder at the plate tonight:
1) Hoz?
2) Moose?
3) Frenchy?

I say Hoz.

Good start

ROFL You saw him, too!

Doink.

Our power is amazing!

Moose will hit one 600 feet straight up....

Moose comes up to bat.

Girlfriend - "Oh God."

LMAO

Wilfred's buying drinks for those two chicks sitting to his left. He wants to get lucky.

Moose is chewing his gum way too fast. Slow it down and concentrate, damn it!!

Actually, I think that one had three hops.

Well.


At least this has been a quality AB.

Now there's a douchebag in a pork pie hat and Raider Jacket sitting behind home in the last row of rich guy seats. Looks like a parole violator. They checked his ticket very closely before letting him sit down.

Moose gets a mercy walk. That was strike three....

Frenchy's swinging. What a shock

2 on base. Lets go!

Frenchy smiles like Danny DeVito in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest." He just looks delusional....

Frenchy is excited that its Star Trek night. He's probably going to put on his Spock Ears during the post game fireworks. We ought to trade him to Oakland for a bag of balls.

We have profoundly foul balls tonight.

What's with these somewhat productive at bats?

Wow....Moose and Frenchy both walk? What alternative universe is this???

50 pitches with no outs in the 2nd. Gonna see their bullpen early tonight

I'm scared.

WTF is around Milone's neck? Is that a present from his boyfriend? (NTTAWWT)

Wow frenchy with a good AB

Shitty AB by Johnson. Totally useless.

Be a good time to put one over the fence.

ELL-E-UTT with foul ground POWER!

****ing Eddddd iiiiiii oooootttttttttt. Swinging at the first pitch

Our 2nd base position is a black ****ing hole. **** you Hud, don't give that bitch a "pass".

Lo Cain....make them pay....remember last year....make them PAY.....

C'mon Cain

Another Royals batter just missing a bathing practice pitch.

Make these bases count

Ouch. Take one for the team in the toes...

YOU HAVE TO PROTECT THE PLATE.

Need you here Escobar

Sigh.

Awesome.

Well, we're gonna let him off the hook.

Shutup, A's fans

How do you take that pitch with two strikes?

Damnit.

Any chance that Escobar can hit one out of the park?

I swear to **** there is some shitty discipline on this team.

Jesse Chavez? He sucks!