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The ChiefsPlanet Draft

The NFL decided to reward the countless hours we've wasted on this forum to draft us for their respective teams' message boards, in hopes of improving message board chatter across the league.

The draft order is based on the initial 2013 draft order. The posters selected are in order based on rep.

How does your team look?

1st round

1 Kansas City - unnecessary drama
2 Jacksonville - Bwana
3 Oakland - SNR
4 Philadelphia - frazod
5 Detroit - gblowfish
6 Cleveland - Lumpy
7 Arizona - Gonzo
8 Buffalo - Rain Man
9 New York Jets - KC Tattoo
10 Tennessee - Mr. Flopnuts

...

Spoiler!

I was drafted in the 2nd round by the Steelers.

The Steelers draft class:

1. notorious
2. Direckshun
3. JASONSAUTO
4. WV
5. La literatura
6. BigOlChiefsfan
6. SuperChief
7. BoneKrusher

Pretty lousy class, honestly. I don't know almost all of these posters. I like La literature. That's it.

Basically, the Steelers just earned themselves two reliable liberals for their political forums, and tons of late night bullshit.

****ing Dallas?

49 Dallas - teedubya

LOL. What average salary would I receive?

40 New York Jets - AussieChiefsFan

I can share my misery with Geno.

Dallas ended up with a damn good draft.

You have a lot of free time, huh?

Nice Draft for Dallas

18 Dallas - Bowser
49 Dallas - teedubya
81. Dallas - OnTheWarpath58
152. Dallas - Fat Elvis

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9709861)

You have a lot of free time, huh?

After midnight, it's nothing but free time.

Mr. Irrelevant. 255. Colts - RockChalk

I'm confused. Am I EJ Manual, the first selection of the Bills even though I wasn't the 8th pick? Am I Dee Milliner, the 8th pick, even though I was drafted by the Jets and not the Bills? Or am I the Bills reviewing the draft? Or maybe the Jets? Or a neutral third party?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9709865)

You've been drafted to improve the quality of Bills message boards internet-wide.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9709868)

You've been drafted to improve the quality of Bills message boards internet-wide.

Well, that won't be hard.

Houston

Saul Good
DeezNutz
HemiEd
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
Pants
Ugly Duck
MeatRock
Comrade Crapski
Aries Walker

This is a team to be feared. Full of top quality posters, epic shitposters and even a well known rival fan.

This is THE team. No one is getting past this squad.

Getting Aries Walker in the 7th?

****ing STEAL.

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Originally Posted by penbook (Post 9709883)

Im an UDFA!!

Pick your team wisely, grasshopper.

I would have been a top 10 talent, but an injury my senior year pushed me down the rep board.

Cards had a strong draft...

Da Bills.....

Does that mean we get to lose 4 CP superbowls in a row?

I went to the packers. they always draft well, remember that folks.

The Chiefs select me. I got a rocket arm....No more qb bitching.

The Rams drafted L.A. Chieffan in the 7th. Seems like a risky pick to me

Why did it have to be the Giants?

Simply Red
Dave Lane
Buceyedpea
Crush
MTG 10
journey scarab
Super turtle
Extra Point

Dave Lane and Buceyedpea? Someone's getting the Plaxico treatment.

LAChieffan is going to be a HUGE pickup for the Rams in the seventh, what a steal.

He's a lunchpail packin team man just like his hero, first in, last to leave... he's a Believer, he'll be starting by the end of the season.

Rookie Free Agent right here. excels in forum trolling but has questionable character. Sign me to your roster as a camp body.

I have decided as a UDFA I am signing with the Seattle Seahawks.

I must have decided to stay in school was projected to go Top 25 instead they took 2 loochys

Chiefs are ****ing STACKED

The Bears didn't have a lot of picks but they picked well.

Was Pioli drafting for Cincinnati?

Here's proof that Pioli is secretly back working for the Patriots.

Fish
mlyonsd
mikey23545
mdchiefsfan
LoneWolf

Damn I'm a second rounder.

My team (Tampa Bay) only had 4 picks apparently, but we're anchored by the guy who started a movement that eventually took down an entire NFL team (pr_capone). I'd say that's a solid draft any time.

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9710184)

Was ***** drafting for Cincinnati?

I speaking in terms of 2nd round failures. duncan_idaho in the 6th might be the steal of the draft.

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9710222)

I speaking in terms of 2nd round failures. duncan_idaho in the 6th might be the steal of the draft.

The steal of the draft was me sliding down to the third. I sat in that green room and I sat and I sat and finally.

Jesus H. Christ...

How in the hell does Dan Synder even field a team with these kinds of epic shitfest drafts.

I'm pulling an Elway and refusing to post football takes for the Rat and Stupid Dan. Jake Plummer has been bugging me to join him on the USA Handball message boards...

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9710224)

The steal of the draft was me sliding down to the third. I sat in that green room and I sat and I sat and finally.

I saw that on TV!

God, you looked stupid.

Um, I'll have you know I was in the top 5 for rep before mine was wrongfully taken away by a power-tripping moderator. I should've been a first-rounder.

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9710226)

I saw that on TV!

God, you looked stupid.

Right? I wasn't going to come back for the second day but everyone questioned my courage and shit. I had no choice.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9710227)

Um, I'll have you know I was in the top 5 for rep before mine was wrongfully taken away by a power-tripping moderator. I should've been a first-rounder.

Whatever. We know about your torn anterior rep ligament.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9710227)

Um, I'll have you know I was in the top 5 for rep before mine was wrongfully taken away by a power-tripping moderator. I should've been a first-rounder.

So you're this year's Vontaze Burfict. Nothing but trouble.

so what we're saying is

I play RT?

DETROIT?

I've been a Chiefs fan all my life, and now I have to follow DETROIT????

Jesus tap dancing Harlem Shaking Christ!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9710229)

Whatever. We know about your torn anterior rep ligament.

ROFL

Well shit. I couldn't even get selected by Cleveland, this ****ing blows.

Currently accepting offers for my services as an UDFA.

Strengths;
Football knowledge (Xs and Os, techniques)
Humor
Anger

Weaknesses;
Hotheadedness in past
Intermittent posting
Music knowledge

The Titans had a pretty decent draft.

FAX and I will lead the 49ers to the promised land

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9709854)

I thought we had a solid first four rounds, we could definitely be ok if the shit went down, huh notorious?
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F*** you guys I didn't get picked. As an UDFA I will take my talents to the CFL. I'm too good for you all :cuss:

Arena League here I come :facepalm: .......

Way to help me out, Reggie. I can't throw AND catch at the same time.

Oakland Raiders
1. SNR
3. BigRedChief
4. Fire Me Boy!
6. Chiefnj2
6. Predarat
7. Carlota69

all I know is I have AustinChief on my team so we're going to be tough to beat

he's like the Jerry Jones to my Deion Sanders

KOBE

KOBEEEEEEEEEEEE

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710338)

all I know is I have AustinChief on my team so we're going to be tough to beat

He certainly makes up for your deficiencies. Me on the other hand, I'm the difference maker.

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9710340)

He certainly makes up for your deficiencies. Me on the other hand, I'm the difference maker.

we just cut you

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710341)

we just cut you

You're the ****ing right tackle everyone has been bitching about. I'm the next Tony Gonzalez.

fitting that god damn Reaper is on our team

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9710345)

You're the ****ing right tackle everyone has been bitching about. I'm the next Tony Gonzalez.

I HAVE THE VERSATILITY TO PLAY LEFT AND RIGHT!

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9710201)

Here's proof that ***** is secretly back working for the Patriots.

Fish
mlyonsd
mikey23545
mdchiefsfan
LoneWolf

Hey, hey! You watch your gad-damned mouth!

I want to be traded though, speaking with my agent now. Do 7th round draft picks have that luxury? LMAO

you are camp fodder

bro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9710227)

Um, I'll have you know I was in the top 5 for rep before mine was wrongfully taken away by a power-tripping moderator. I should've been a first-rounder.

LMAO So was Justin Houston. Sometimes shit happens before the draft.

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710351)

you are camp fodder

bro

http://www.worldtvpc.com/blog/wp-con...ooHooHomer.jpg

and you're officially off the list

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710360)

and you're officially off the list

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KfCpAzB4rX...son_doh_02.gif

I don't think my ink is going to go over well in the Titans locker room~

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 9710399)

I don't think my ink is going to go over well in the Titans locker room~

**** that. As a top ten pick I'm demanding in my contract negotiations that Fisty McTatt becomes the locker room mascot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9710295)

The Titans had a pretty decent draft.

I feel like they reached in the 1st.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9710409)

I feel like they reached in the 1st.

I ****ing hate you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9710408)

**** that. As a top ten pick I'm demanding in my contract negotiations that Fisty McTatt becomes the locker room mascot.

LMAO The Tennessee McTatts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9710409)

I feel like they reached in the 1st.

I hate you so much I'm not going black for Palastine. I'm going black for your asshole!

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9710410)

I ****ing hate you.

Negged.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9710418)

I hate you so much I'm not going black for Palastine. I'm going black for your asshole!

Reported.

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9710419)

Negged.

Hey you know what would be great? If you put the 9 mile OP in spoiler tags.

This little light of mine...

I'm in Atlanta so my football catching skills will help the team. I'm the next bert emmanel.

I'm gonna let it shine...
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Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9710426)

Hey you know what would be great? If you put the 9 mile OP in spoiler tags.

That's a pretty good idea, for a third rounder.

Quote:

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 9710433)

I'm in Atlanta so my football catching skills will help the team. I'm the next emmanel.

Ftp you sexy thing
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