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RealSNR 05-27-2013 10:19 AM

Would you ever let your daughter date somebody from Chiefs Planet?
 
I might. Depends on the casino cash/rep points I would get in exchange

J Diddy 05-27-2013 10:20 AM

No.

**** no.

007 05-27-2013 10:22 AM

no

Thig Lyfe 05-27-2013 10:23 AM

I will see any and all suitors. The one who proves himself worthy will have my daughter and a dowry of 20 L. John Silvers combo platters.

SAUTO 05-27-2013 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9712274)
No.

**** no.

This
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Rain Man 05-27-2013 10:30 AM

I have a daughter? When did this happen? When did she come forward? Who's the mother? I had no idea until I saw this thread. Is this from my orgy period back in the 80s? Is she half-Japanese by any chance?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2013 10:30 AM

Sloth
N00b
Rape

Simply Red 05-27-2013 10:35 AM

No - except for you, SNR.

You can rape my daughter silly.

DeepSouth 05-27-2013 10:37 AM

It'd be fine as long as the person didn't whine about the Alex Smith trade all the time. I know she'd get tired of hearing that crap.

RealSNR 05-27-2013 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9712292)
I have a daughter? When did this happen? When did she come forward? Who's the mother? I had no idea until I saw this thread. Is this from my orgy period back in the 80s? Is she half-Japanese by any chance?

This would be your hypothetical daughter.

Unless there's something you're not telling us.

Mr. Laz 05-27-2013 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9712274)
No.

**** no.

**** **** no

RealSNR 05-27-2013 10:44 AM

See, you all say that now.

But as soon as your daughter says, "Clay Wendler is a special guy who makes me feel happy, and I don't care what you say! I love him and if you do anything I will hate you forever!" there ain't much you can do.

Simply Red 05-27-2013 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeepSouth (Post 9712306)
It'd be fine as long as the person didn't whine about the Alex Smith trade all the time. I know she'd get tired of hearing that crap.

He'll get outscored ten times this season.

RealSNR 05-27-2013 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9712304)
No - except for you, SNR.

You can rape my daughter silly.

Oh. Uhh...

Thanks for giving me permission...

Donger 05-27-2013 10:46 AM

Sure, as long as they pass the interview and live.

Simply Red 05-27-2013 10:48 AM

Claythan would dress up like this:

http://i.imgur.com/vdWTjFf.jpg


& proceed to murder your daughter with two ice-picks, 5 years later at the first sign of failed marriage.

Fairplay 05-27-2013 10:53 AM

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ChiefGator 05-27-2013 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9712304)
No - except for you, SNR.

You can rape my daughter silly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9712325)
Oh. Uhh...

Thanks for giving me permission...

Kind of takes the fun out of it all, doesn't it.

J Diddy 05-27-2013 10:58 AM

LMAO

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-27-2013 11:00 AM

Hootie only!/Lil' Chiefy

cabletech94 05-27-2013 11:05 AM

slow news day is slow.




(thank god that i don't have a daughter)

J Diddy 05-27-2013 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 9712362)
slow news day is slow.




(thank god that i don't have a daughter)

I stash mine in Missouri. Far far away from here.

cabletech94 05-27-2013 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9712364)
I stash mine in Missouri. Far far away from here.

smart man. too many meth heads in this town to worry about here.

RedNFeisty 05-27-2013 11:10 AM

Hell no!

OrtonsPiercedTaint 05-27-2013 11:12 AM

I suspect a few date their own daughters.

rockymtnchief 05-27-2013 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9712323)
See, you all say that now.

But as soon as your daughter says, "Clay Wendler is a special guy who makes me feel happy, and I don't care what you say! I love him and if you do anything I will hate you forever!" there ain't much you can do.

Oh yes I can!!!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JLaclE3BeM...SVT_Raptor.jpg
http://thearmsguide.com/wp-content/u...-500-sized.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q7IaBc6bx_...0/DSC_5519.JPG
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KW_sl4dWvk...hovel_Dirt.jpg
http://image1.masterfile.com/em_w/03...03445921fw.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2013 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 9712382)
I suspect a few date their own daughters.

Craster likes this

Just Passin' By 05-27-2013 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9712323)
See, you all say that now.

But as soon as your daughter says, "Clay Wendler is a special guy who makes me feel happy, and I don't care what you say! I love him and if you do anything I will hate you forever!" there ain't much you can do.

unmarked grave

SAUTO 05-27-2013 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9712323)
See, you all say that now.

But as soon as your daughter says, "Clay Wendler is a special guy who makes me feel happy, and I don't care what you say! I love him and if you do anything I will hate you forever!" there ain't much you can do.

he could hypothetically disappear.

Hypothetically
Posted via Mobile Device

rockymtnchief 05-27-2013 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 9712389)
unmarked grave

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9712407)
he could hypothetically disappear.

Hypothetically
Posted via Mobile Device

You guys just incriminated yourselves.

Me, on the other hand, just posted lifestyle pictures.

This aint my first rodeo!:evil:

LoneWolf 05-27-2013 11:46 AM

Just Hootie. I hear that guy is awesome and really knows how to treat a lady.

TinyEvel 05-27-2013 12:14 PM

Off the top of my head the only person I'd let her date is Rainman but he's too old and he's married.

Rain Man 05-27-2013 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 9712471)
Off the top of my head the only person I'd let her date is Rainman but he's too old and he's married.

I am indeed married, but if not I would have no issues going really young. Is she 18?

And should I call you Dad, or just stick with Tinyevel?

BlackHelicopters 05-27-2013 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9712744)
I am indeed married, but if not I would have no issues going really young. Is she 18?

And should I call you Dad, or just stick with Tinyevel?


LMAO

lcarus 05-27-2013 05:07 PM

I don't have a daughter so I can't say, but I'm fairly certain after all the horrid shit I've said on this site, nobody would let me within 50 feet of their daughters. Or mothers. Or pets.

Discuss Thrower 05-27-2013 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 9712415)
You guys just incriminated yourselves.

Me, on the other hand, just posted lifestyle pictures.

This aint my first rodeo!:evil:

That's downright sinister

Donger 05-27-2013 06:02 PM

Daughters: God's Punishment For Being A Man.

DaFace 05-27-2013 06:06 PM

Not that I have a daughter, but it would just depend on the individual. The question is like "Would you ever let your daughter date someone from Texas?" There are a lot that the answer would be no, but there have to be a handful of intelligent Texans.

Psyko Tek 05-27-2013 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9713057)
Not that I have a daughter, but it would just depend on the individual. The question is like "Would you ever let your daughter date someone from Texas?" There are a lot that the answer would be no, but there have to be a handful of intelligent Texans.

you are gonna have to define texicans, meaning born there or still living there?

LoneWolf 05-27-2013 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9712977)
I don't have a daughter so I can't say, but I'm fairly certain after all the horrid shit I've said on this site, nobody would let me within 50 feet of their daughters. Or mothers. Or pets.

After reading the ball powder thread, at least we would know that our daughters would be with a guy with sweet smelling balls. That's always a positive.

AustinChief 05-27-2013 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 9712471)
Off the top of my head the only person I'd let her date is Rainman but he's too old and he's married.

hey hey hey what about good ol Austinchief! I'm a lot like Rainman... well I'm a lot like the movie Rainman...

LoneWolf 05-27-2013 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9713191)
hey hey hey what about good ol Austinchief! I'm a lot like Rainman... well I'm a lot like the movie Rainman...

So you suck and have Tom Cruise in you?

AustinChief 05-27-2013 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9713197)
So you suck and have Tom Cruise in you?

NO! I'm well known and have BOTH Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman in me! (now that's a catch!)

keg in kc 05-27-2013 07:46 PM

If I ever had a daughter she wouldn't date anyone ever.

Mr. Kotter 05-27-2013 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9713199)
NO! I'm well known and have BOTH Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman in me! (now that's a catch!)

DP? :spock: I know this is the 21st century and all, but...still? :doh!:



As to the OP...eh, NO. Not just NO....but, HELL NO, NO FRIGGIN' WAY....

Just sayin'.... :shrug:

ThaVirus 05-27-2013 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 9712382)
I suspect a few date their own daughters.

Nice.

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 9713205)
If I ever had a daughter she wouldn't date anyone ever.

Oh, and this. I pray I never have a daughter.

morphius 05-27-2013 08:14 PM

I'm pretty sure papasmurf would say no, which sounds like good advice...

Frazod 05-27-2013 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9712437)
Just Hootie. I hear that guy is awesome and really knows how to treat a lady.

Chances are the STD he gives her will be curable.

Probably.

crazycoffey 05-27-2013 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9713057)
Not that I have a daughter, but it would just depend on the individual. The question is like "Would you ever let your daughter date someone from Texas?" There are a lot that the answer would be no, but there have to be a handful of intelligent Texans.

I smell a "101 posters smart enough to date my daughter" in the near future

digger 05-27-2013 08:40 PM

No, you all are too damn old.

Mother****erJones 05-27-2013 08:42 PM

Only if my daughter was a fat chick :)

LoneWolf 05-27-2013 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digger (Post 9713321)
No, you all a too damn old.

But we all are filthy rich and have huge cocks.

digger 05-27-2013 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9713323)
But we all are filthy rich and have huge cocks.

Then shouldn't be too hard to find some other daughters. LMAO

rockymtnchief 05-27-2013 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digger (Post 9713343)
Then shouldn't be too hard to find some other daughters. LMAO

I already had all of them -Hootie

digger 05-27-2013 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 9713410)
I already had all of them -Hootie

Rep

ClevelandBronco 05-27-2013 09:52 PM

I might let my daughter date someone from Chiefs Planet, but it sure as hell wouldn't be one of the guys.

RealSNR 05-27-2013 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 9713425)
I might let my daughter date someone from Chiefs Planet, but it sure as hell wouldn't be one of the guys.

I've always suspected that Kirstie Tynes swung that way

Demonpenz 05-27-2013 10:03 PM

if she was fat I would probably have Omaha put some pressure on her to throw up a time or two.

HoneyBadger 05-27-2013 10:10 PM

If my daughter ever wanted to date someone from here then I know I screwed up as a father.

Bowser 05-27-2013 10:13 PM

Only Fire Me Boy!, becasue he'd never want to see her boobs.

cdcox 05-28-2013 12:02 AM

What's funny is that there is about a 2-3 year period between when you shouldn't let your daughter date anyone and when your opinion isn't really the determining factor.

RedNFeisty 05-28-2013 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 9713425)
I might let my daughter date someone from Chiefs Planet, but it sure as hell wouldn't be one of the guys.

Awww.....I knew you adored me ;)

AphexPhin 05-28-2013 01:30 AM

probably not. Actually definitely not. If I had a daughter(which I hope I never do) I would hope she would want to become a nun

RunKC 05-28-2013 01:38 AM

I'd only consider O.city. He seems like a nice guy and he's gonna be a Dentist, so she'd be well off.


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