****Official Royals vs. Tiggers 6/10 Game Thread****
 

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In

Hope Guthrie can keep them in the park

The bachelor is on here.

Thinking about kicking my girlfriend's ass out!

ARGH

we can't afford too many more innings like the 1st. Fister will be around the plate all night. Guys need to be swinging

Get em JGuts

Come on, Guthrie, we can't be giving away free passes

Obligatory, Shut up Hud

that was a ****ing swing

Huh...only a girlfriend and you're already letting her take the TV over with that garbage.

Get your shit together.

Walks

I'm going to get drunk and have hope for this team.

I know that's a horrible, horrible idea. But that is what is happening right now.

**** YOU UMP!!!

WTF ump? How many strikes do we have to get for an out?

Dude, swung and no call, Guthrie throws strike 4 and no call....we just got bent over

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Yep, inning should be over.

any runs scored should be unearned and charged to the Umps at home and 3rd

There's out #4....1 more Guthrie, come on, buddy...**** these guys and the Umps

I just got home from work and she's making porkchops.

Doesn't that make it any better?

Well done

5 outs and you're outta hea!

Cool. We already have 2 outs recorded for the top of the 3rd.

Detroit 2
Royals 1

Yep, that about covers it.

If I only had a couple bowls I could really cloud my mind and dream of a division lead.

Some other time.

If she's cooking she should probably focus on the meat, lest you end up with dry chops.

So, the TV should most definitely be yours.

In short, no.

I think Butler gained weight overnight.

Must be a nervous eater

To CJizzles:

You can train her to enjoy/tolerate baseball. Just teach her everything and she'll ask you questions about players/situations and she'll be ecstatic when she gets something correct.

Source: guy whose fiancee didn't like baseball but now probably cares more than he does.

MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.j
Way to go buddy

Moos and Hosmer slap hitters

Any great tits tonight? Lord knows a great set of tits helps to sooth a Royals loss and enhance a Royals win! The K needs, "Tits day at the K" once a week, if not more!

Sadly no

Dude. She loves baseball. She's a Brewers fan though however as she is from Wisconsin.

She's being converted into a Royals fan though.

And she's also learning about incoming KU basketball players coming in. So, I think she should get the TV for one hour out of one hundred and sixty eight.

****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****!!!

Getz is a waste of oxygen

well ****

Game.

BOOM. ****ing Cabrarera is too good. And a horrible pitch

Well, ****!

****!

Rocket up your ass

Hey has to juice.

Kauffman is a great HR park!














To everyone but the Royals

One has to wonder why our hitters can't do that? Not only can they do it, they make it look easy too. I mean, look a Belly, has all the fat you'd want in a power hitter, but struggles to just what you saw there...

**** it, this team needs to juice!

Royals could play in Coors Field and still not hit any HR's.

He had problems with alcohol but never have heard him with the juice

Gin and juice?

Sometimes it just boggles my goddamn mind how good Miguel Cabrera is at hitting a baseball. Unreal.

I wish we could hit homeruns...ever.

Could be. LMAO

Esky knocks the cover off the ball

oh ****, got distracted.

Checking in.

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The Royals are such weaklings at the plate that they should consider pulling their pants down in the box to try to win the confrontation.

Hosmer turns on one. w00t

Better get that run in.

SALVY TRIPLES. TIED

Beautiful.

WOOT!!!

SALVY!!!!!

We're awesome!

Salvy is on the juice.

Boner achieved!

Terrible angle by Hunter.

Stud.

He's on the goddamn BBQ juice!

Salvy's going to be some kind of hitter if he learns to turn on a ball.

Hey, the fatty's at bat!

The ****?

The fatty is out!

Butler, sigh.

Outstanding.

LOCAIN RUNS IT OUT. ROYALS UP 3-2

way to hustle, CAIN!

Nice... That's what the fatty needs to learn right there.... Fat people generally suck!

Send him.

Pics?

(not for me, for my girlfriend)

Locain is on the juice also. Billy put all his mojo in the frigging bbq sauce and everyone else is using it.

No but present should be arriving Wednesday for you

xoxo