Muff Grooming Poll
 

I don't get the fascination with the bald action. But as many times as I've seen comments in absolute support of this...I wonder if this will be the winner?
I'm a big fan of a nicely trimmed triangle.
At least gimme a landing strip!
No sasquatch crotch please!

Waddaya think?

With obvious exceptions, muff is muff and I'm just happy to get some I won't bitch too much about it being shaved or having designs.

Why a public pubic poll? Pubic polls shouldn't be public. They should just focus on the pubic part, not the public part.

Now say that three times...fast!

wtf is kojack?

ROFL

no seriously, i dont know what that is

HAHAHA!
you young'uns!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg...46wbo1_500.jpg

hell my barbershop even calls a clean shave a Kojak.

Bald shaved snatch is the way.

betcha there's a correlation between muff-scaping preference and age.

who's gonna ask their 85 year old grandmother if she shaves her clam?
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oh I COMPLETELY agree!
when I was in high school I don't thing muff scaping had even been invented!

sascrotch is real people!

it all makes sense now

kojak is preferred....btw....kojak, is the BALD OPTION......

best laugh I've had in days!!!

Pics or GTFO

welp....OK....

You mean, "daguerrotype or GTFO", I thnk.

i'd hate to try and spit one of those out.
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:LOL:

Not a fan of bald.

I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?

:eek:

Holy damned, I would outrun F. Gump if I seen that.

She was doing you a favor not giving you cancer

What is this mythical muff you speak of? Of all the girls I have been with or seen naked, not a single one had one.

Thicker (in width) landing strip FTW. Triangle's okay, as long as it isn't overly wide. Bald is no good... felt like I was a pedophile... nope.

hairless or landing strip. If the chick looks like Mila Kunis and her muff is kinda hairy I'll let it slide though

Even if you weren't visiting her happy place, you should know what was going on down there. Did you always do it missionary style with the lights off and you never rang her doorbell during? Know wonder you are single now. I guarantee the next guy she's with will know what her bearded (or not) clam looks like.

I'm actually pretty sure it's bald, after I started thinking about it more.

Loochy, you are better than this! I know you're older than I am, you should get that reference lol.

Bald with a sucker sticking out.

Sounds like your relationship was probably extremely sexually fulfilling for her...

I'd hit it......

With a weed whacker

I really didn't know that. I always thought kojak was some movie about a killer wolf or dog or something. Kojak sounds like a killer dog name to me... :shrug:

That's Cujo

ROFL

oh

:banghead:

LMAO

AKA "The Picard"

Just don't ask me to teach you "The Picard Manuever"

As long as the important areas are free of hair. :)

Didn't like oral? Not sure how that is even possible.

:spock: Really?

LMAO How the **** can a shaved adult vag make you feel like a pedophile?

Best if it's like a CP poster:

Bald and an overinflated sense of self-worth.

I'm more interested in what ladies prefer in a penis. Do you manscape?

LMAO

YES REALLY PEOPLE

i didnt just type that for fun

Landing strip for me, can you dig it baby?

Well, from him at least

He was a TV icon.

Do you know who Andy Taylor is?

YES

because there were reruns of that in the middle of the day when i was little and it was something my parents let me watch

Bald.

I also shave my junk completely. Let it grow out for about a month then cut it again.

In fairness, his girlfriend was only 8.

I've never understood that either.

Personally, I like an arrow pointing down, so I know where to go.

Bald of course. Nom nom nom nom

Hopefully she has a "Slippery When Wet" caution tattoo on her inner thigh for warning too

NSFW
http://images.search.yahoo.com/image...m&fr=yfp-t-900

I don't really care as long as it's been washed within a day or two. I do prefer that tattoos be located at least one body-part away from primary erogenous zones.

Did she only like it in the butt with the lights out?

That she didn't like you going down on her should have been your first warning that she was going to do something nuts like freak out about you forgetting a shirt. Only uptight chicks with body image issues don't let their man go down on them.

"sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral...."

No. No you don't. And the casual nature of your comment here indicates that you've run across this more than one time.

I'd postulate that you merely suck at it. And honestly, I'm not sure how one could be bad at this unless they take to nibbling like it's an ear of corn down there.

If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.

Speaking of.

EXTREMELY NSFW LINK.



Your wife/gf will thank you if you watch this video and apply the steps.

If you think a 25 year old with a shaved beaver makes you feel like a pedophile, you might already have the tendencies. Not trying to be mean, but I think shaved adult pussy is wonderful and does not even come close to making me feel like a sexual predator.

Not completely true. I would agree with you most the time, but there are actually some women that don't like their pussy licked. What you're saying is that if you can't make your woman squirt then you're not ****ing her right. Some women never cum. It's not always the man's fault, a lot of women have their own hang ups too. Don't be too quick to bash buck.

Then run.

Because you're probably banging a post-op Filipino named Paulo.

Either that or Buck keeps hooking up with damaged chicks. That's not a slam, Buck, but it's something to consider.

95% of the time (if not more), there's a psychological reason for a woman not to engage in or enjoy oral sex, whether it's giving or receiving.

Probably should have rephrased, as it wasn't meant to be taken so literally.

It doesn't really make me feel like a pedophile.. because I know I have no such inclinations like that. Shaved just isn't a good look, IMHO. Just as a woman "flat as a board up top" isn't a good look.

I thought the only reason women don't cum is because they were transgendered at birth and penises were turned into vagina.


This theory is why I go in fingers first to get an orgasm before diving in.

This.

Or, your body produces an enzyme which turns soft contact lenses yellow in about a day and also has the fun side effect of causing raging yeast infections.

Sure thing, champ.

You don't referee basketball games in Maryland, by chance?

Nope, she gets very wet down there and is just embarrassed about it and I guess doesn't feel good about doing that in someone's mouth.

I found that out my first night with her :thumb:

LOL what happened here. This was 1 chick ever.

I was fat for a long time, I had to learn to use my tongue to keep things interesting.

Where can I find such a goddess?

To the contrary, I have an ex who never let me attempt it once. She said she had never gotten off that way and refused to let me try for her.

As weird as it sounds, they do exist.

That's a description of me, honey buns.

BTW, where is the "I don't care, I'll fuck it however it comes" option in the poll?

:LOL:

Kinda like Jabba the Hut?