<^><^> Official Braves@Royals 6/25 Thread <^><^>
 

Third game thread of the year. Spicing up the title with middle fingers to all of your losers and the losers we love to hate.

Kris Medlen (4-7, 3.05 ERA)

v.

Ervin Santana (5-5, 2.64 ERA)

Lineups:

In for the middle finger

Going to the game. If you see somebody wearing blue, that's probably me.

Be sure to take pictures of big bosomed women and post the pictures here.

I bet on the Braves to double my money. Couldn't believe the money line was that good tonight.

Won't be rooting for a loss but figured it was likely.

Be sure to deposit your winnings into your Vegas trip fund piggy bank.

Won't need any strippers since we have you though, right?

As my 15 year old cousins says,

"THIS AIN'T FREE!"

Is it okay if I try to jinx Justin Masterson's bid for a PERFECT GAME(!!!) here in this thread? Through 4, nothing doing for the ****in' O's.


Justin Masterson is pitching a perfect game.

Justin Masterson is pitching a perfect game.



I'll wait for a ruling on this matter.


EDIT: Hey, it worked! Thanks!

It is the 4th ****ing inning and Justin Masterson is pitching. You don't have to jinx anything. Settle the **** down.

Great start for Ervin.

Mowing........


mowing.......

Someone do a job here.

Well we do suck dick, so are you talking about a blowJOB?

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See what I mean!?

Just love bunting with the 2nd batter of the game and the leadoff hitter standing on 2nd base. Giving up outs for no damn reason = ROYALS BASEBALL!

Billay!
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Well they got the run in, I guess.

I wonder if Escobar did it on his own. I hate this as well.

Are you saying that counting on your support for my effort is...problematic?

Santana is looking like the ace of the club right now. Love that pick up.

1 pitch, Moose? Really? 1 ****ing pitch?

9 pitch inning

LMAO Santana

hey, got here late. how did alex get caught in a run-down. i just tuned in as it went down.
how?

i mean, it's the fuggin' royals. but still, i just wanna know how gordo got caught in it.
please, anyone?

Braves broadcasters calling for a balk on Santana. Saying he didn't come set when Shaefer stole the base.

Not that it would have mattered now.

Single, advanced to 2nd on wild throw, Escobar bunted him over, Hosmer weak infield hit

Alex trotting like he got some, of course a ****ing flyout

Damn you Kauffman Stadium you killer if drives.

That's a homer for Gordo in a lot of ballparks.
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Now that ball was a legitimate case where in a lot of stadiums it was gone, but not the K.

thank you kind SIR.

wishes of monies and hookers your way!!!

One less rack of ribs in the parking lot, and it clears the fence.

I know Dyson will be caught stealing occasionally, but I want them to send his ass every time he gets on base.

Escobar should NEVER be batting 2nd

Agreed

Well thank god esky is batting 2.

I wish they'd show Shaq trying to get in or out of that car.

Sammy Brogar knows he looks like Sammy Hagar. You think that's an accident? He's probably landed at least 2 or 3 pussies with that look. 2 or 3 smelly, 40-something pussies that know, but don't give a ****, that he's not even remotely like Sammy Hagar. Even Sammy Hagar thinks that guys a douche.

Gold glove

Gordon with his best Cassel impersonation.

Royals flashing the leather this inning

That 2-1 slider was pure filth.

Way to get out of it.

BTW, who did we send down to make room for Dyson?

If it was anyone but butler...

Getz

****....that should have been gone!

There you go moose

Well look at that. Moose drives one.

Hmmm. Moose continues to rake.

**** off haters!

How badly did maloof **** him up

Hi Fellahs.
I've been in and out. Killing bugs in the yard, doing dishes, scratching nut #1, and later, I'll do nut #2.

Did I miss much?

And Seitzer. The "Go the other way" thing doesn't work for him. Needed someone like George Brett to let Moose tell the organization to **** off.

When did people start bunting down a run on the road? Did I miss the evolution of the game?

Hell of an effort there, Moose. Forget that Escobar would've backed you up at third, you dont want to get that jersey dirty!

Well, damn.

Escobar was bunting in the first. Got to love an AL team playing small ball.

Hosmer was not ready for that.

Our fans are outnumbered, likely. Those cheers are far louder for the Tribe than for the Royals. When will we stop being a fun day out for opposing fans who want to take advantage of readily available and cheap tickets?

Dammit, Ervin, you know you can't give up runs

Ball game

Game.

Extra base hits....those are cool.

Our corner infielders never make great plays. They aren't necessarily "bad" fielders...but they never make great, quick stops.

Santana is getting squeezed if you look at FoxTrax

Goddamnit.

Welp, it was fun while it lasted.

I think I'M gonna need a double

Oh, hell. Santana just hit the wall, hard. Is he out of gas already?

Moose especially. For such a critical corner of the field, his great plays are too few and too rare. But, we need to be patient, right?

Moose just gave an incredibly invasive good-game to Heyward.

I've never understood why people boo an IBB by the home team.

Braves fans

Those are the Braves fans. There's as many of them there as Royals.

Light failure. Need a new stadium.

Dayton's true process is finally revealed.