****Official Royals vs Indians 7/2/13 Game Thead****
 

Shooting for a three game sweep of the assholes from Cleveland. Would be nice to not get pushed around by these guys.

Dozer (2-4, 4.16 ERA) takes the hill against Kluber (6-5, 4.16 ERA). Kluber was rocked in his last start by Baltimore.

Royals
Gordon
Escobar
Hosmer
Butler
Perez
Moose
Lough
Gio
Dyson

Indians
Brantley
Cabrera
Kipnis
Swisher
Santana
Reynolds
Giambi
Chisenhall
Stubbs

Huge series.

Baltimore hitters are not KC hitters.

Crucial series

And KC pitching is thankfully not Baltimore pitching

It is July, and we are still interested in the Royals. This is weird.

must win the series ... really need a sweep

Who do we have pitching Wed and Thurs?

You can't take your eyes off of a train wreck

Guthrie then Shields

Royals are still winless in games coming off an off day. 0-9 on the year.

Wow. Scary.

In. I am so IN.

In and excited. Let's sweep em.

Cains been getting a lot of off days lately.

Some stats:

Avg. - 7th in AL
Runs - 12th
HRs - 15th (last by a lot - 25 HRs behind MN)

ERA - 1st

HRs is trending upward, though?

Let's go, MEXIMULLET!

Detroit down 3 in the first.

Make that 4


EDIT: 4-3 now.

That was fun while it lasted. Detroit up 2 now.

Time to kick some Indian ass

Well shit this isnt starting well...

Great start. :rolleyes:

Singling us to death!

Gawtdammit. Walked in 1

My God.

This is what happens when you walk the leadoff batter..

and then you walk in a run.....****ing piece of shit, had the guy down 0-2 and you walk him!

****, going to be a long night.

I hate the ****ing Indians.

Here comes a slam.

Looks like we got the bad Mendoza tonight.

Gawtdammit. Hit batter. 2-0

WTF? Get him out of the ****ing game, man, get someone in that isn't ****ing scared

THIS IS SO AWESOME!

Wtf kind of start is this?

:facepalm:

2nd time in 3 games where our starter is going to have us out of the game before we even get to bat

Wow. That was a lot less damage than I expected.

Thanks for being an old idiot Jason Giambi.

Somebody get Wade Davis off the mound and put Mendoza in.

FYP

WTf, Ump?

get somebody up, he can't find the damn zone.

Royals will now lose 2-0.

well that was hella better

maybe Mendy will calm down and pitch now

Good bounceback inning.

Blowfish is all over that Charlie O giveaway.

Perez injured. Damn.

come on Moose, you worthless sack of crap, get a hit.

From where I'm sitting this ump has a tight zone

Just got home.

WTF is this about???!!!

I didn't think so until I just saw the last at bat.

calm down ... king was a little premature(that's what she said)



Perez hit a double and hobbled into 2nd a little

He stayed in the game and we just don't know what it is yet

could of just been a cramp

Could be his huge donger chafing his thighs too.

when Mendy overthrows it turns to shit

dammit Gio


gotta catch those whether the throw is in time or not

well ... you would know more about his dong then i would



:evil:

Mendoza is scared shitless of Santana.

What a pussy.

another gawd dam walk


:cuss:

Throw. ****ING. Strikes.

Nice play Esky!

CY Kluber on the bump tonight.

Salvy is a man-child. I would have his child. He is my man crush.

/super homo

Took him a full count to work up the nerve to hit him

throw some more down the middle, Mendoza

Here we go again.

Awesome.

Perfect.

Mendoza's head....

"Here I go again on my own......

/Whitesnake lyrics.

Did they honor the 19 firefighters at the K tonight?

another ****ing walk.....to load the bases....again

I know who sings that song.

/isn't as dumb as he looks.

Damn

game over

Son of a ass.

Hey don't worry.

Leave him in there.

"Teach him a lesson."

Why is he still in, Ned?

Bastards better not roll over.

Fall behind more in the count, mother****er.

Oh, well