A little Chiefs/Jayhawks/Royals fan is on the way!
 

We just found out today that my wife is pregnant. Our first!!! Sorry, world lol.

2 snaps 2 claps

Congratulations. It'll change your life for the better.

Start that child in therapy right away!

Congrats!

Don't let him be a Chiefs fan...

Lol thanks guys. I told her we need to go on Maury. No way that child is mine.

Raider, Mizzou & St. Lougie Cardinal hats are on the way!

Congrats dude!

Lol I know right. He/she is just gonna have to suffer with me and my side of the family.

My wife is a Cowboys fan and there's no way it's going that direction. I told her that if our kid becomes a Cowboys fan I'm calling the adoption agency.

So I'll be the first to ask...planned or unplanned?

Congrats to her and whoever the father is.

:p

By he/she I mean I don't know the sex of the kid yet. Not that it's a hermaphrodite.

A little of both. We planned on trying in September so she started to taper off her BC. Turns out my sperm is Supersperm and boom...knocked up.

Congratulations. You're in for a wild ride.

I'm nervous as ****.

I would be too man. It is so weird that people down there seem to like having kids when they are 17 and 18 years old. Kids having kids!

Teen Mom producers should be shot.

Anyone know where I can find a Chiefs dad shirt?

That's natural. You'll work your way through it.

ROFL ya **** the Cowboys. I love my Chiefs...and I don't know why. :doh!:

This.

Jesus I can't stand that shit. My ex had her daughter when she was 19. And definitely wasn't a natural at itROFL

I thought you guys were going to be on the show?

Congratulations. I feel sorry for the baby's future fandom.

ROFL we're not teenagers. Although sometimes I wish ;)

Name him Lil Chiefy

I brought up to the wife Chief or ChiefJayhawk if a boy. But it was shot down pretty quickly.

Nicely done.

I'm leaving and sending a check every three months. F this.

Congrats!!

Congrats dude.

Congrats!

Congrats man, I am having my first in september. A little girl.

Congrats! The first one is exciting!

find stairs.

Thanks y'all!

Oh wow are you nervous?

Well, two out of three....
That Jayhawk thing is child abuse....

Well congratulations!!!!

If the kid likes failure I'll introduce him to Mizzou ;). But he has enough of that with my Chiefs and Royals so he deserves a winner. :)

Dude! Prayers for a healthy pregnancy and beautiful kid!

More excited the nervous now.

You should be. They're a lot of work. Hope the infant sleeps ok and the wife adjusts emotionally.

Congrats on your condom being defective.

So he won't be watching college football?

Congrats man. You'll be a great dad. The fact that you're worried about being a good dad speaks volumes.

If he loves average college football he'll be a Mizzou fan, no doubt.

Thanks man, I pray. I'm still in shock.

Yeah that's one thing I'm worried about. I heard some women get that post pardom stress thing or whatever it's called. None of the women in my family got it but her's have but I'm not sure if there's any correlation

I'm kind of a mess and I don't normally get nervous. But this is a big deal. Life changing. One minute I'm stoked, next I'm like holy crap lol.

Congrats on your pending fatherhood!!!
Prayers for a healthy child

Congrats!

Seriously, all jokes aside congrats man.

Congrats man! Hope all goes well!

He can be introduced to real winning in Title Town USA - Manhattan, KS. There's still time for the little one to see the light! ;)

Congrats, Dude! Kids are the real reward to your life. It's a shit ton of work, but the greatest gift you will ever receive. Cheers!

Congrats!

Congrats and best wishes!

Beaker would be an interesting name

We just had ours on the 17th. Good luck, its a trip. We just survived our first date night with baby in tow. Its funny how making it through a dinner without a wingding fit at a chain restaurant is a huge accomplishment now.

Maybe they'll win a conference game by the time he hits puberty?

My only advice: Don't dress him in KU stuff. People will think he will grow up to be a pussy.

Gawd, stop obsessing about KU. Let it go, the series is over loser.

**** off. I am ribbing my bud Vanilla Thunder.

Lol what about Beaker Mangino?

Incorrect, your poster does not state 2013 B12 Conf Baseball Champions

He already said it's gonna be a Jayhawks fan. :thumb:

congrats! have you thought up a username yet?

Papa Chief! :)

Have a piece of cake to celebrate!

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That is the most disturbing thing I've seen in a long time LMAO