How long does it take you to poop?
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<5 min
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I usually chill, pull the phone out, read some stuff, light some matches, watch videos of snapping turtles eating mice, things like that
like 5-10 minutes |
I don't know but for some reason my wife thinks it's ok to talk to me through the door.
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I'm usually in and out in about 3 minutes including wipe time. Sometimes when Iget the tar shits it takes a little longer. Hate the tar shits.
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Been having a run of dub minute clean breakers. 5 in a row to be exact.
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Most of the time it'd be under 2 minutes.
Im a healthy shitter. My plumbing is like clockwork and i never have to struggle to get it out. I sit. I shit. I wipe and I'm out. |
Just a few seconds when I'm out jogging and need to drop a deuce by the neighbor's house.
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What's my cutoff time?
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About 20 seconds.
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depends on the book.
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Depends on how much coffee I've had.
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I used to be one of "those" guys that would take nearly 20 minutes per shit. Now I've got it down to around 10 or so most of the time.
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My wife is the exact opposite. She actually kicked the kids and I out of our hotel room once so she could be "alone to do her business." |
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I hate it when my head says, "Whew, we're done," but my sphincter says, "Not so fast guys..."
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The act is usually around 1 minute or so plus wipe time. However, I tend to sit there a while and chillax.
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5 minutes on the average, 10 plus after eating Mexican.
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or at least that's what she'd like me to believe. 7 years in and i've never seen or heard of her dropping a duece. No joke. |
I have awful guts. Usually it takes me 10-15 minutes to poop. I shit out a mixture of earthworms and foamy spoor.
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Im about a half hour pooper. Gotta read, relax, take my time with it. |
Depends.
Sometimes fast sometimes slow. |
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Very clean and quick, though sometimes soft-serve is on the menu.
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I'm not exactly sure, but it is longer than the timer on the automatic lights in the bathrooms at work.
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If I have to go at work, then something is wrong and I REALLY have to go bad. No ghosts then. |
Our bathrooms in middle school were pretty dirty and I used to pray that I would never have to take anything more than a piss in that place. Somehow I lucked out and never had to dump in school. I went to Catholic school so that worked.
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15 min at least 4 times a day.
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wtf man? you are wasting your life |
Never taken a dump at work in 2+ years. Thought I would share.
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When my guts are really bothering me I'll shit a fecal slurry that attaches itself to the porcelain of the bowl. That usually culminates in ass piss that floats on the surface level of the water. |
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People who use their cell phones in the toilet are disgusting and should be fed to snapping turtles.
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Im a clean shitter though. It usually doesn't smell bad nor does it linger. If you guys are eating greasy, fattening foods all the time, i'd imagine it'd be pretty rancid. Fast food shits are disgusting. |
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http://www.us97.com/pages/Hines.html?article=11516551
Someone needs to make a gif of the woman in the video on this link. You'll know when I'm talking about. |
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You should look into that... |
I sit and poop. It takes less than two minutes. I run to the bathroom when I start to crown.
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It me a long time. I will poop then I still have a little poop left to poop and the harder I try to poop the last little poop the longer it takes then I finally poop and I wipe but then I have to poop some more then I have to wipe again.
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90 seconds at the most. I shit around 3:30 pm everyday. has something to do with school getting out around that time, back when I was just a lil shit
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Not long. I want to punch people that sit in there for 20 minutes.
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Less than a minute. I never really understood the whole magazines in the bathroom thing. I never understood how someone could really take so long that they needed a magazine to read.
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Like 5
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Around a minute. Since I've been on this clean eating diet, I'm producing nothing but long and slenders. Matter of fact, I'll occasionally get a long and slender, and I don't know if it's the bouyancy or what, but when they break free they'll brush against my butt cheek.
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less than a min. to poop but I stay on for a lil bit so the bidet can make my butthole nice and clean.
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Def depends on what kind of poop it is.
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Ever since I started playing Candy Crush, 20 minutes. Before that 5-7 minutes.
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I'm taking a shit right now.
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same here. |
< 1 minute.
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I don't trust you turbo poopers. Slow down. Take your time. Make sure that thing is cleaned up. Visually check....
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when I was taking fiber pills to assist me with my thrice weekly birthings, I was shitting like 5 times a day.
It was incredible. |
10-20 minutes 3 times a day. iPad, iPhone, or magazines FTW while pooping.
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let me check
one, one thousand ... two, one thousand ... three, one thousand ... |
let's see...
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takes me a shitload of time
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that video was awesome. she takes a bite....then wonders if it's a cherry, so then she eats the rest of it lol
that and the huge glass of water she used. |
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6 consecutive clean breakers....nice
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