My ex e-mailed me and my wife saw it....now what?
 

We were sitting down to eat and I had the laptop in front of me and I was opening my e-mail up. I left it open and went to get a drink when my wife casually walked past my laptop and noticed the e-mail open on my screen.

Suffice to say, she saw the email and got pretty jealous that I was still communicating with my ex from years ago. Here was the email:

You pay for porn, don't you?

PIIHB

Alex Smith's accuracy is wowing fans...

That bitch can really not write can she? Holy lord.

A 3 some is in the works.

Thank God he dumped her.

Tell her the truth.

http://www.antiarnaques.org/en/verif...ficielle/64941


FAKE

Now what you ask...... Divorce

Honestly the best course of action is to make fun of her terrible writing reerunation WITH your wife. Unless the reerun is hotter, in which case you could buy some bleach, a passport, 2 tickets to Sandals in Jamaica and murder the old lady with the claw end of a hammer.

My love Gunther, I very strongly love you and I very strongly miss you. I apologize that I late write to you, I want to tell that I have good news. I want to tell you that I from you received today money and I could set the seal in embassy. I am very strongly grateful to you that you help me and I want to tell you that I am very strongly glad that now I will come to you and I will be with you and both of us will be happy. I want to tell you that we together with the aunt went to transfer the ticket and the next day when I will be able to come to you, it will be on April 25. I send you flight data: 11:15a SVO Moscow-12:35p FRA Frankfurt Aeroflot-Russian Airlines 2300 Economy/Coach (G) Airbus A320 SEAT Preview arrival Thu, flight time 3h 20m. I am glad that everything goes well and we will be together soon. I as want to tell you that I love you and I will be glad to embrace you. I want to tell you that it will perfectly be together with you. I as want to tell you that I when I will pass customs, I as will have to show money and I want to tell you that for safety I put money in the cash card that I could bring safely them to you and return. I am very strongly glad that everything goes well and I will be together with you soon and I will love you and I will think of you. I as hope that perfectly will be rather with you and to love you. I hope that you are happy and I will be glad to embrace you. I strongly love you and I send you a big kiss. With love your Anastasiya!!!

Thanks Jakeoffmall we are all safe thanks to your CSI investigation

You might be..but I was worried about Clay tbh.

You've gotten yourself into a pickle, but I think at this point its best just to come clean. Be honest and let her know that you aren't the really you the single man who wants to find the female after all.

Spam emails are great thread topics. Thank you for posting this.

I'm all ****ed up and lost. I hope that I'm confused and this is some joke because she can't write for shit.

Clay only gets emails from dudes

In an odd twist your wife was at my house when your ex emailed me too.

She said you had an odd twist...but you had a cute way of getting off

It's much too small to twist.

Holy Shit...What???
She needs to go somewhere. I don't know if it is school or rehab. That is unreadable.

Oh yeah and why would your ex need to introduce herself?

My brain is in knots after reading that.

Definitely didn't meet her from college.

Worthless without pics

FYP

She just hadn't had Hammas for Comp 101 yet.

Sounds like you gotta start beating your wife

This is turning out to be a Wtf is going on thread.

I think that I have met her two brothers. They are "wild and crazy guys"!

Open this thread why careful more I will think into future actions with abandon.

I'm thinking about buying this car...

Why does the thread title say that your EX emailed you? This is clearly not an ex-girlfriend or an ex-wife.

Misleading thread title.

http://cdn.techipedia.com/wp-content...an_him_sm1.jpg

You should tell your EX that it would help, in the future, when she is looking for single man who wants to find female to include a line like, "I English speak reel good". As I read the note, I wondered, "Is she speaking correct English, or does it seem a little off". Having a line in the email clearly stating she is speaking it good, would really be helpful for single man like me.

Sean Connery approves this message.

lol at "you want to find the female"

Just tell your wife that yes, you were indeed looking for her the other day, so you called this service to look for her.

YFP

You were having dinner and had your laptop at the table?

She only needs a plane ticket and $1500 in cash sent to her account and she will Love you long time forever and ever.

Whores can be fun.

Is your ex a robot?

Who doesn't like fapping to some pron when chowing down on some nice steak?

**** them both

Man you need to aim a LITTLE higher next time in your female adventures.

Leaves a person wondering...What can your wife be like if she is jealous of that?

Holy shit, there are some serious morons responding to OP.

What is the next item up for bids on "The Price Is Right"?

I think I found a pic of her

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3189/2...4c7_z.jpg?zz=1

Is it really, technically, still the offseason? ****!

:facepalm:

:shake:

I am not responsible for that shitty dental work

WHAT are you kidding me?
does the NSA know about this?
what about the nigerian princes?

are you gonna tell those pills aren't gonna give me those extra 2 inches to reach the 1 foot club?

everything on the interwebs is true

Wasn't kcnut infatuated with a girl with the same name? The initial attraction makes sense

Hope he didnt send her money.

It's funny because they're like TOTALLY random!!!

You have something here: Maybe it is kcnut.

If you saw how hot that Russian bitch was you wouldn't care either.

No pills gonna cure my ills, got a bad case.........................

Was this chick...one of those Asian mail-ordered ex-girlfriends or something?

Be careful what emails you leave open around other people.