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Classiest Bride Ever

'Murica, f yeah.

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"My mom dancing down the isle (sic) doin what she wants having fun and being her," is how Kendra Garber of Pekin, Illinois, described this YouTube video, which was shot on her mother's wedding day.

Garber somehow managed to leave out the part where the song her mom's dancing to is her own cover of a Buckcherry song inspired by Paris Hilton's sex tape.

Which is just as well, since no mere words could ever do this footage justice.

After YouTube commenters had their familiar way with the video, referring to the bride as "redneck," "white trash," and "EVERYTHING that is wrong with America," the newlywed herself popped in to offer this persuasive counterpoint:

who made the rule on how my wedding should be and just so you know it was my wedding at my house and they were my guests if and when you ever find anyone to marry your narrow minded self you can have your wedding at your location with your guests in your way and guess what I will respect your choice because I live in the USA and that is what we do here. And thank you to all my friends and family (including my son) who fight or have fought for my freedom to do this

Wow I can promise I am not pregnant and I will bet my IQ is higher then yours and guess what I am employed with a great job and in my job I care for all different people with no judgment. WE had a wedding for us the craziness that is in our heads and all our friends and family get it. Have been told it was greatest wedding people have been too. You all just upset that you don’t have creativity or the balls to live your life freely like we do. Thank GOD I live in the USA

See everyone loved it I have total self respect and proud of everything I do with no regrets and thank GOD I can defend this. All those people are my family they grew up with me and raised me. I stand by this and so does my husband friends and family. All I wish is that I can find a wider shot so you all can see all the guests dancing and rocking out like we always do. I am a 43 year old grandma who rocks out and enjoys life. Proud of me and my family so all that are out there ROCK ON

According to a family friend, despite what the video suggests, "most of the guests" were aware of the bride's intentions to forego Wagner in favor of "Crazy Bitch," and "were dancing with her."

And after the ceremony, the couple rode off to the reception flanked by a "parade of Harleys...and black sunglasses."

To which YouTube responded: "What was that about homosexuals destroying the institution of marriage again?"

http://gawker.com/classy-bride-dance...bec-1177681201

BadGranny found a new man.

Anybody who types out any iteration of "Murica" is a douche.

I'd rather be a guest at that wedding that some others I've been to. At least I know I'm going away drunk from a wedding like that.

was this before the .38 Special concert?

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9904268)

Anybody who types out any iteration of "Murica" is a douche.

We'll have to agree to disagree. From my perspective, it perfectly describes the redneck shitshow in the video.

I don't know, but someone needs to invest in a Steadicam.

The groom's party looks about right for that kind of show.

What, you mean her dad wasn’t there to give her away? Surprising.
Dancing down the isle to “crazy bitch” spells class with a “k”.

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I am a 43 year old grandma who rocks out and enjoys life.

So she had a young grandchild watching/listening to this?

:facepalm:

I loved watching the attendees react.

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9904255)

'Murica, f yeah.

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http://gawker.com/classy-bride-dance...bec-1177681201

I think I saw that chick at a 38 special concert.

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9904502)

So she had a young grandchild watching/listening to this?

:facepalm:

I'm sure that when he gets older he'll be proud to know that his Grandma "****s so good I'm on top of it."

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9904502)

So she had a young grandchild watching/listening to this?

:facepalm:

Per my WT reproductive calculations, the grandkid could have been a preteen.

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9904502)

So she had a young grandchild watching/listening to this?

:facepalm:

ROFL That is just the cilantro in the salsa right there.

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9904268)

Anybody who types out any iteration of "Murica" is a douche.

Agreed. One of the most tired lines around.

I have the same reaction as that guy in the foreground..

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9904534)

Agreed. One of the most tired lines around.

really? Given the situation, it seems quite apt.

Worst song ever and worst band ever

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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 9904610)

Worst song ever and worst band ever

Nickelback and Creed disagrees.

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 9904629)

Nickelback and Creed disagrees.

Every bit as bad

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 9904596)

really? Given the situation, it seems quite apt.

If you have no imagination and take all your comedic cues from South Park.

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Originally Posted by fan4ever (Post 9904506)

I loved watching the attendees react.

Yeah the guy with the young son didn't look like he was very into it
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Dumb and terrible singing-lame

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9904732)

If you have no imagination and take all your comedic cues from South Park.

I see it less as comedy and more as an accurate description.

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9904274)

was this before the .38 Special concert?

Was this St Joe?

I have to agree, the wannabe thug groomsmen are even more depressing

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Originally Posted by fan4ever (Post 9904506)

I loved watching the attendees react.

More like flee...

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9904528)

Per my WT reproductive calculations, the grandkid could have been a preteen.

Actually I think the grandkid was already married to the grooms father.

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 9904840)

I see it less as comedy and more as an accurate description.

Pretty sure the OP thought he was being humorous.

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 9904867)

Skank

this one's a GrandSkank

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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 9904258)

Would Not!

You are a homo, that chick is awesome.

Just saying **** you to everyone. Might be a pain in the ass to be married to, but aren't they all? Good stuff, and she obviously had rehearsed it. I love the "daddy" trying to cover his son's ears. He should have been telling him this is a hit an quit kinda bitch. Important lesson.

Ugh. So she can't sing, dance, or punctuate sentences.

Yeah. THAT'S a keeper.

Seriously. That was horrible. In every way horrible.

I do commend people who simply do not give a flying **** what anyone thinks though.

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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 9905012)

Ugh. So she can't sing, dance, or punctuate sentences.

Yeah. THAT'S a keeper.

Funny thing is that isn't far from where I live. I have me a new woman. Haha

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9904865)

Pretty sure the OP thought he was being humorous.

Says the person that can't distinguish isle from aisle. ;)

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9904789)

Yeah the guy with the young son didn't look like he was very into it
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Yeah.. right away, I was thinking that would be me.. telling my child that it was not proper behavior and we'd talk about it later. Yikes...

I feel bad for the wedding guests who brought their kids...

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9904528)

Per my WT reproductive calculations, the grandkid could have been a preteen.

Rep.

there's a lot of empty seats too... wonder why... maybe because the bride is a moron?

She remembers the switch from pen tubes and foil to glass.

Ok, so did she marry the entire motorcycle game?

she seemed nice to me.

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 9905316)

Ok, so did she marry the entire motorcycle game?

Iron order mc is real shit!!

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 9905310)

She remembers the switch from pen tubes and foil to glass.

Your avatar is ****in' bad ass, especially with your caption. Good shit, man.

love the head bands,
does the groom look a little young to you guys?

anyway she is his problem now

Great, one more to toss on this pile:

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ (Post 9905262)

I feel bad for the wedding guests who brought their kids...

Lol! I see your point but its still pretty funny to me for that reason.

I don't think her friends and family were buying in to the marriage. A lot of empty seats there.