***OFFICIAL Royals vs. White Sux August 21,2013 Game Thread***
 

Almost to the why bother point. I will fall on my sword for this inept offense.
Anyway, for what it is worth, Go Royals!

Yost on Getz leading off: "He's been playing week since he's been (back from DL). And he's taking pitches. He's working the at-bat."

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So do you need a 20~ game sample size to figure out your team ALWAYS ****ING LOSES WHEN CHRIS ****ING GETS LEADS OFF????

Yost on Getz leading off: "He's been playing week since he's been (back from DL). And he's taking pitches. He's working the at-bat."

Go Royals! Go Getz's wife!!!!!

Thanks for the lineups!

If there's a player I'm rooting for to fail, it's Getz. He's the last player that deserves 5 ABs in a game.

Leading off. Ice pick please.

JGuts throws a no hitter? Go Royals!

Count me out for this one.

Good luck fellow masochists.

My Royals Boner may disappear with a loss tonight.

Yost sucks at baseball. Seriously sucks.

Lets do this!

Our lineup may be weaker than the White Sux. Pathetic.

Time to rip off another 8 or 9 game winning streak

Sereus?

Hopefull

**** you guys, I'm out.

Q.

Guthrie works around a leadoff double

Guthrie gives up a leadoff double and works around it

Looks like its down to you and I again this year

He gone!

I like that they're working the count this early

Gawd, Gordon down to .262

Alex needs a day off badly

Good evening, Alice

From the wife and new kid as well I imagine

Why oh why am I still watching this?

Because deep down inside I still believe a little bit.

Or maybe I'm just stupid. I don't know yet.

It's both. Don't want to jump off the wagon hoping for one more good streak to get back in it.

Jguts killin em with the slow curve.

JGuts looks good

Guthrie looking good thru 2

LMAO

Wow dude. Just wow.

Nice hustle Salvy

Get him home, Moose.

Royals. Worse than heroin.

At least there's a payoff for doing heroin.

Awesome AB, Moose.

Please Esky. Please. Just single here.

Christ

The Sox try to gift us a run and we refuse to take it. Outstanding.

There is that..........

That's about what I expected.

****.

Well, let's hope Guthrie and whoever gets pulled out of the pen are up for pitching gems while we play slapdick at the plate.

Gift horse.

Looking it in the mouth.

**** me. Royals.

It's a ball eating sign.

That ****ing sign needs to be DFAd

Gordo needs to contact Biogensis

They might want to patch that sign up

THAT WHAT SPEED DO

So Dyson gets on and you let him sit at 1st???

True grit

LMAO

That was great. Nice AB, Christopher.

Ned didn't want to distract Getz

No hit after 3.

Horrid baseball

Another rook looking like cy ****ing young

I see the Royals bats are smoking again tonight.

AND now we're down by 1

Game over

In other news, Jason Bourgeois some how hit a home run today for the Rays.

Also, Schields 2.7 + Wade Davies -1.9 = 0.8 WAR

Will Myers 1.8 WAR for half the year, if adjusted for every day service 3.6 WAR

I'm pretty sure 3.6 > 1.8? No? Even giving disadvantage at half the yr 1.8 > 0.8

I'm still not sure, math is fuzzy. Mind blown by DM

Obligatory

TANK!!!!

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KCStar headline: ChiSox Cy Young candidate silences Royals

Well I've seen enough.

That should do it. It was fun guys. I'll still watch, but wont be to obsessive over them anymore.

**** ...way to get this team fired up, Ned

I hope they get no-hit

Anybody else on here not think they should have had somebody up and throwing after 3 strait hits? How can we all feel that and Yost not? Worst pitching manager I've ever seen.

Comon Rienzo. Keep the no hit bid alive

You think Ned gives a ****? He knows he is toast.

This team is going to suck so bad next year. We're going to see this guthrie all year long next season and we're not going to have a santana. Combine our starting pitching taking a big step back with our abomination of an offense and well... Its going to be so bad. I can already feel it.

Shit, they'll hang on to him for AT LEAST 3 years too long. It's Kansas City ain't it?

Wow. I guess I shouldn't have walked away for fifteen minutes.

Glad I decided to go after vodka shots tonight. Looks like I'm gonna need it.

They deserve to lose every game in which Carroll/Getz are leading off. Stupid dog shit manager can't get fired soon enough.

Sorry guys . Game starting threads left to someone with better luck. This is pure torture.