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Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 10:19 AM

Dear True Fans & Homers
 
Is there a seat for me on the bandwagon? I want to ride.

H/T to Pawnmower for his menacing vocals.

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Dayze 08-30-2013 10:21 AM

I always love the ending of these. LMAO

the Talking Can 08-30-2013 10:25 AM

LMAO

i'll never tire of shitting on pioli and cassel

Rasputin 08-30-2013 10:25 AM

Best part was the ending. LMAO



I just can't get excited for Alex Smith but if by chance Bray gets a shot to finish this season and does well I'd be stoked. Want to see if we can build something out of him this year. If so or not draft another kid damn & not stop until we do find one.

gblowfish 08-30-2013 10:25 AM

That's the Matt Casshole I know and love....

Dayze 08-30-2013 10:27 AM

those are the exact plays my wife referenced when she said "man, Cassel is bad" lol.

Halfcan 08-30-2013 10:27 AM

Great job- that kicks ass!

KC_Lee 08-30-2013 10:29 AM

http://i41.tinypic.com/2n66pf.jpg

Dayze 08-30-2013 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 9926288)

this gif will be forever in CP lore.

Rain Man 08-30-2013 10:31 AM

Nice work. I'm stoked up about our championship season to come.

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 9926288)

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/fatguy.gif

Sfeihc 08-30-2013 10:39 AM

Clay, have you had a chance to see last night's game yet or are you patiently waiting for the NFLN @ 4pm ET?

FlaChief58 08-30-2013 10:40 AM

Nice work Clay. LMAO @ the end

lcarus 08-30-2013 10:41 AM

Good to have you back

mdchiefsfan 08-30-2013 10:42 AM

LMAO @ the ending

Dartgod 08-30-2013 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9926291)
this gif will be forever in CP lore.

Where did that come from exactly?

mdchiefsfan 08-30-2013 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 9926316)
Where did that come from exactly?

NFL Network's coverage of the draft at the Chiefs' draft party.

Sannyasi 08-30-2013 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9926291)
this gif will be forever in CP lore.

Its the gif that keeps on gifing.

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sfeihc (Post 9926305)
Clay, have you had a chance to see last night's game yet or are you patiently waiting for the NFLN @ 4pm ET?

I saw it. Gonna record the NFLN broadcast tho.

BigMeatballDave 08-30-2013 10:46 AM

LMAO Cassel

Rausch 08-30-2013 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs(exceptQB) (Post 9926324)
I saw it. Gonna record the NFLN broadcast tho.

Study Powe.

I didn't see the 1st half but the 2nd half he was beastly...

Old Dog 08-30-2013 10:51 AM

Well done

Simply Red 08-30-2013 10:52 AM

Thanks for getting that DeVito stuff on that - very nice though. I'm somewhat excited now - guess that's a good thing :shrug:

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9926340)
Thanks for getting that DeVito stuff on that - very nice though. I'm somewhat excited now - guess that's a good thing :shrug:

Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

Mr_Tomahawk 08-30-2013 10:55 AM

Where was Tyler Bray?

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 9926350)
Where was Tyler Bray?

He got left on the cutting room floor with Dexter McCluster and Eric Fisher. :evil:

Rasputin 08-30-2013 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9926330)
Study Powe.

I didn't see the 1st half but the 2nd half he was beastly...



JMO Powe should be our starting NT and move Poe LE or RE. Just would be cool having them on the field at the same time.

CaliforniaChief 08-30-2013 11:08 AM

Great video, Clay. Especially the end. LMAO

Rausch 08-30-2013 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9926362)
JMO Powe should be our starting NT...

RHEPS TO YOU SIR!

KCUnited 08-30-2013 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs(exceptQB) (Post 9926302)

Gianna Michaels let herself go.

Fish 08-30-2013 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9926362)
JMO Powe should be our starting NT and move Poe LE or RE. Just would be cool having them on the field at the same time.

Here come da "Poe-Powe"!! That alone makes it worth it....

MahiMike 08-30-2013 11:14 AM

That is why we keep you around, right there. Good work.

BlackHelicopters 08-30-2013 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 9926288)

No Chiefs thread is complete without this gif

DJ's left nut 08-30-2013 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs(exceptQB) (Post 9926302)

He's was my HS O-Line coach, shit you not.

Crazy mother****er; would headbutt guys with their helmets on before the games; on occasion he'd end up bloodied up.

Really, he's a pretty standard, insanely intense high school football coach.

Rasputin 08-30-2013 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9926369)
RHEPS TO YOU SIR!

:rockon:






nlm Hootie


:D

CHENZ A! 08-30-2013 11:25 AM

That smile from Clark at the end was ****ing hilarious. Can someone make me a gif of that for a new avatar? LMAO

LoneWolf 08-30-2013 11:25 AM

Just when I think you are an insufferable prick and I can't stand to read one more of your moronic trolling posts, you come up with a masterpiece like this.

I wish I could quit you, Clay.
http://thejerseycritic.files.wordpre...k-mountain.jpg

Dave Lane 08-30-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9926292)
Nice work. I'm stoked up about our championship season to come.

2019?

bevischief 08-30-2013 11:30 AM

Nice work.

Dayze 08-30-2013 11:30 AM

the better gif is the one that has a wider shot of it, and there is a dude in the background with his arms crossed.....emotionless.

Halfcan 08-30-2013 11:49 AM

This team is better coached this year-no doubt about it, thus far. I don't see us having long losing slumps or getting blown out like the Pioli years.

There is a lot of young talent on this team and they are playing with a lot of heart-which we have not seen in a long time.

I will stick to 11-5.

Besides the O line still learning, I don't see Major Holes in this team. Special teams could not have played better and loved the D. The Chiefs will be hard to deal with this year. Just my two cents.

Mav 08-30-2013 11:50 AM

good thread clay. Impressive.

Rausch 08-30-2013 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 9926467)
This team is better coached this year-no doubt about it, thus far.

This far I'll follow...

Cheater5 08-30-2013 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9926396)
He's was my HS O-Line coach, shit you not.

Crazy mother****er; would headbutt guys with their helmets on before the games; on occasion he'd end up bloodied up.

Really, he's a pretty standard, insanely intense high school football coach.

Does he live in a van, down by the river?

Halfcan 08-30-2013 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9926471)
This far I'll follow...

:thumb:

I guess its easier to be negative like Adam Teicher and have us Losing our home opener to the cowgirls and getting swept by the mighty Sports Illustrated cover boys- the Donks-lol

If I end up being wrong and just have my Homer glasses on- I will own up to it for Picking them to win the division and a home playoff game. I might be a year ahead of myself.

This team believes it can beat anyone, they are not intimidated like last year and they look like they really want to HIT SOMEONE HARD on every play-gotta love that attitude. Check out the freakin blocks on the kick returns-how long has it been since we have seen hitting like that??

Carlota69 08-30-2013 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9926412)
Just when I think you are an insufferable prick and I can't stand to read one more of your moronic trolling posts, you come up with a masterpiece like this.

I wish I could quit you, Clay.
http://thejerseycritic.files.wordpre...k-mountain.jpg

LMAO

Rausch 08-30-2013 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 9926491)
:thumb:

I guess its easier to be negative like Adam Teicher and have us Losing our home opener to the cowgirls and getting swept by the mighty Sports Illustrated cover boys- the Donks-lol

If I end up being wrong and just have my Homer glasses on- I will own up to it for Picking them to win the division and a home playoff game. I might be a year ahead of myself.

This team believes it can beat anyone, they are not intimidated like last year and they look like they really want to HIT SOMEONE HARD on every play-gotta love that attitude. Check out the freakin blocks on the kick returns-how long has it been since we have seen hitting like that??

I think our first 7 we have a very strong shot of going 4-3...

T-post Tom 08-30-2013 12:06 PM

Reid ballwasher. GTFO. (Nice vid.)

DeezNutz 08-30-2013 12:08 PM

LMAO. ****ing awesome.

Pioli and Cassel can continue to **** off. I truly despise those pieces of shit and all that they put us through.

|Zach| 08-30-2013 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 9926491)
:thumb:

I guess its easier to be negative like Adam Teicher and have us Losing our home opener to the cowgirls and getting swept by the mighty Sports Illustrated cover boys- the Donks-lol

If I end up being wrong and just have my Homer glasses on- I will own up to it for Picking them to win the division and a home playoff game. I might be a year ahead of myself.

This team believes it can beat anyone, they are not intimidated like last year and they look like they really want to HIT SOMEONE HARD on every play-gotta love that attitude. Check out the freakin blocks on the kick returns-how long has it been since we have seen hitting like that??

This is sort of the funny thing around here. Everyone seems to pick their games based on some label or box they put themselves in.

Why wouldn't you just pick if you think the Chiefs are going to win or lose games instead of it being reactionary to the opinion of people here?

Halfcan 08-30-2013 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 9926545)
This is sort of the funny thing around here. Everyone seems to pick their games based on some label or box they put themselves in.

Why wouldn't you just pick if you think the Chiefs are going to win or lose games instead of it being reactionary to the opinion of people here?

I was not putting myself in a box? The thread title is "True fans" . Which is what I was called in other threads for posting positive things about the Chiefs when the current tides were negative.

My point was- that it is easier to go with the flow then have your own opinions and face the negativity. It was easier for Adam to repost the same predictions as the rest of the media- with zero thought and add a lame sentence to make it look like he put effort into it, instead of mailing it in.

duncan_idaho 08-30-2013 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 9926491)
:thumb:

I guess its easier to be negative like Adam Teicher and have us Losing our home opener to the cowgirls and getting swept by the mighty Sports Illustrated cover boys- the Donks-lol

If I end up being wrong and just have my Homer glasses on- I will own up to it for Picking them to win the division and a home playoff game. I might be a year ahead of myself.

This team believes it can beat anyone, they are not intimidated like last year and they look like they really want to HIT SOMEONE HARD on every play-gotta love that attitude. Check out the freakin blocks on the kick returns-how long has it been since we have seen hitting like that??

Being a non-homer when picking results is not being negative. It is being realistic.

MMXcalibur 08-30-2013 01:12 PM

Haha, awesome stuff.

|Zach| 08-30-2013 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 9926596)
I was not putting myself in a box? The thread title is "True fans" . Which is what I was called in other threads for posting positive things about the Chiefs when the current tides were negative.

My point was- that it is easier to go with the flow then have your own opinions and face the negativity. It was easier for Adam to repost the same predictions as the rest of the media- with zero thought and add a lame sentence to make it look like he put effort into it, instead of mailing it in.

You let other people form your opinions for you.

Noted.

ottawa_chiefs_fan 08-30-2013 01:32 PM

Great video - almost looked positive - be vewy, vewy cawefuw.....

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 9926470)
good thread clay. Impressive.

WE'RE NOT FRIENDS

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 9926410)
That smile from Clark at the end was ****ing hilarious. Can someone make me a gif of that for a new avatar? LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/gobp5up.gif

Discuss Thrower 08-30-2013 01:47 PM

Dude... We all detested Caslte while he was here. Bagging on him now just seems... mean.

DJ's left nut 08-30-2013 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs(exceptQB) (Post 9926761)

I don't know how to make Gifs, but if you have a moment and can make a GIF of this, I think it would be pretty handy (NSFW - language):

http://vimeo.com/73344986

Seems like about the 6 second mark to the 16 second mark is pretty GIF worthy, but perhaps too long.

It's mostly Dusty Baker being the enabling schmuck he's always been. That shit-eating grin is pretty much what he does as his players are out there mule-kicking guys and headhunting.

!@#$ Dusty Baker...

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9926769)
Dude... We all detested Caslte while he was here. Bagging on him now just seems... mean.

There are mixed reactions to the Cassel mocking. It's very interesting.

Some people love it and it's clearly their favorite part of this...other people think it's "classless" and "completely uncalled for."

Only one thing is certain.

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Brando 08-30-2013 02:32 PM

That was awesome. Good work!

Molitoth 08-30-2013 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs(exceptQB) (Post 9926782)
There are mixed reactions to the Cassel mocking. It's very interesting.

Some people love it and it's clearly their favorite part of this...other people think it's "classless" and "completely uncalled for."

Those same people who would still want Cassel to be our QB.

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 02:39 PM

Donkeys react:

Quote:

On the heels of the 2013 NFL season, a new natural disaster is on the horizon; Reid Dawn.

With a hundred fans offering Andy Reid BBQ daily, his already unprecedented waist line has grown much, much bigger. So big, it's threatening to block out the sun, and create a Reid dawn.

Tune in this September to see the adipose nightmare of the century, Reid Dawn.

Mr. Flopnuts 08-30-2013 02:40 PM

ROFL Absolutely loved the end. My wife was watching and said "Did Clay make that? Damn he makes good videos." I told her you made good love too, so you may be getting some action the next time you're in town.

Easy 6 08-30-2013 02:40 PM

I knew you'd come around! Awesome work, and that's actually pawn eh? LMAO... great job...

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Discuss Thrower 08-30-2013 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs(exceptQB) (Post 9926782)
There are mixed reactions to the Cassel mocking. It's very interesting.

Some people love it and it's clearly their favorite part of this...other people think it's "classless" and "completely uncalled for."

Only one thing is certain.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BXpCA_2TxKE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

You post Picard's most un-Picardlike moment. You think you're Picard, but really you're Eddington:

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Sfeihc 08-30-2013 02:44 PM

****, after the four years of torture you can't make enough funny videos of Scooter and Castle. Yes, I realize an AFC West title was mixed in there but the two seasons after that negate any good that came from that season. False hope personified.

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9926884)
ROFL Absolutely loved the end. My wife was watching and said "Did Clay make that? Damn he makes good videos." I told her you made good love too, so you may be getting some action the next time you're in town.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

I love you, Floppy. Give your wife an extra gooey rodgering for me.

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9926885)
I knew you'd come around! Awesome work, and that's actually pawn eh? LMAO... great job...

Yeah it's really him. He has a nice voice, and enjoys doing it. He did the voice over for the Beardmaster video a long time ago. LMAO

Red Gorilla 08-30-2013 02:47 PM

Judging by the video, it looks like gochiefs was always a true fan.

Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9926887)
You post Picard's most un-Picardlike moment. You think you're Picard, but really you're Eddington:

I'm Kirk.

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Hammock Parties 08-30-2013 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Gorilla (Post 9926902)
Judging by the video, it looks like gochiefs was always a true fan.

I'd be letting down EVERYONE if I didn't make a yearly trailer for this pathetic football team.

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Mr. Flopnuts 08-30-2013 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs(exceptQB) (Post 9926897)
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

I love you, Floppy. Give your wife an extra gooey rodgering for me.

ROFL

Halfcan 08-30-2013 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 9926701)
You let other people form your opinions for you.

Noted.

:hmmm: I am not sure how you came up with that? I have liked most of the moves- sans trading Arenas for a full back we didn't need. I was picking a good record while most were saying stupid shit like 4-12. I havn't flip flopped one bit and have definately not been with the majority.

The only reason I mentioned Teicher is because I just happened to read his "Professional" picks for the season- which probably took all of 2 minutes to write- thats all. If you get paid to be an expert at sports you should do more than copy and paste like he does with most of his stuff anymore.

Strongside 08-30-2013 03:00 PM

Awesome work Clay. As usual. lol.

CupidStunt 08-30-2013 03:50 PM

This is how you stay off so many peoples' ignore lists, myself included. Heckuva job.

Sandy Vagina 08-30-2013 03:56 PM

Was expecting the worst, but man, that was pretty ****ing tight. :)

jspchief 08-30-2013 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mac-NinersChiefs (Post 9927032)
Was expecting the worst, but man, that was pretty ****ing tight. :)

And now you know why we put up with his trolling ass.

Sweet Daddy Hate 08-30-2013 04:36 PM

This will end well!

Setsuna 08-30-2013 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9926884)
ROFL Absolutely loved the end. My wife was watching and said "Did Clay make that? Damn he makes good videos." I told her you made good love too, so you may be getting some action the next time you're in town.

That's like the third statement you've made about your wife doing someone else. What is going on?


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