Royals vs. The Canadian Hosers 8/31
 

Guthrie with a Noon Start today, eh?

Guthrie ****ed my mom

It's not working on MLBtv for me.

FYI, this is airing on channel 213-1 on DIRECTV. Blacked out on 213.

Mine is working fine for me. No FSKC today though.

Dickey starts out with back-to-back K's

Dickey looks like he's wearing a diaper.

Restarted and getting it now.

This ump's strikezone is huge thusfar.

That's why you don't run on Alex Gordon, rookie.

Go ahead. Challenge Gordon.

Guthrie getting hit pretty good here early.

His command is pretty shaky thusfar.

You try controlling your sphincters when you get near 40!

Is this home plate ump the first base ump from last night? Horrendous call on Billy's strikeout.

David Lough sighting!

Yes, Will Little

Holy smokes. Alcides Escobar just got a hit.

I wonder if Toronto would be amenable to trading Lawrie at all. He could provide some right-handed pop, play 2b/3b, and probably cost less than Stanton.

So, has it been confirmed that he's being paid off yet? That's two atrocious calls against the same team in three innings.

Lough!!

Guthrie settling in

Butler grounds out again. Jeez....
These Canadian announcers are cracking me up, eh?

Nice play at third. That guy is good.

Pirates acquire morneau from twins

No shit?

Yep. Swap for an outfielder

If the pitching staff can continue with a shutout today, I like our chances of winning this game

Is that you, Rex?

Damn. Thought him and Mauer would be there for life

Nice double play

Encarnacion is fat and he sucks.

LMAO

Blue Jays are having a "touk" giveaway night.....how hoser is that, eh?

Morny hasn't been the same since that concussion. He was an amazing hitter for about 4 years straight. They had to drop what they were paying him. Always liked him and Mauer.

Why does Bonifacio wear a white undershirt when the rest of the team wears blue? Just looks kind of odd to me.

Canadian chicks are hot.....mmmmmmmm.....

Trying to run on Gordon again dumb asses

When will these dumb****s learn....

3 OF assists now today between Gordon and Lough

Ned better get somebody up for the 8th. Guthrie barely got out of that. Nice throw by Gordon, he is a monster in left.

Herrera incoming

C'mon Kelvin. Need another good showing from you

Nice to see Herrera finally paying attention to runners on base. Need to get out of this scoreless.

Need to double them up to get out of this

Good thing Coleman continues to stay on the bench so Herrera can keep giving us heart attacks.

that's a stirke, ****head. This is the same Ump that ****ed us at 1st base last night

GAWDDAMMIT

You're ****ing kidding me.

AIDS...we've found it again.

:facepalm:

And Escobar ****s the game

But but but Escobar is such a great defensive shortstop!

Hey, look who showed up at the first sign of distress. Shocking.

He is a great SS. That is literally the first time that has ever happened.

Alshitty

Some of our fans will never face the music on him.

Hey, I've been painting the nursery all morning and forgot the game was on, dickhead

Nope. I won't

Since you hate everyone on our roster, who the **** should we be playing?

:facepalm:

And the go ahead run gets walked in

Jesus Crow. Walks in the go ahead run

Perry Ellis.

Any b ody that can bat at least .250

I love this team!

7 balls in a row

Either the ESPN pitch tracker is off big time or the home plate ump has a terrible strike zone because several of Crow's pitches were strikes according to the pitch tracker..

You mean "in the minor leagues," right?

Be quad they demoted him to make room for Hochevar

He hates Billy Butler too so I'm still wondering what the criteria is?

and another run walked in

8 and another run

CROW...douching this up!

And this ump is a ****ing douche.

He ****ed us earlier this inning as well. ****ed us yesterday too

Good to see Coleman is STILL on the bench.

YOST FINALLY GETS TOSSED

Crow walks in 2 runs????? Hahahahabha! When do we cut this stupid prick ?

CHECK PMS PLZ!

He should have strung this dude out for minutes for last night and tonight. Just gone absurd to show up this AAA umpire. He's been absolute shit. I'd love him to kick some dirt and just lose his ****ing mind, but it's Ned.

At least get your moneys worth, hell you've already been tossed, get further in his ass than that. Pathetic ejection.

Oh. Even better. Keep trotting Herrera and Crow and Collins and Davies out there and demote the guy who's given up one run this year.

Good for Ned. Umps like this deserve it

Home run ties it