Who Said It?
 

Hitler?
or
Taylor Swift?

I got 5 right. Scary.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/enter...NxNbg.facebook

I expected to see, "We must rid ourselves of the Jewish problem."
---Taylor Swift


These are pretty meh

"I like donuts."
---Adolf Hitler

ROFL

My god, she's absolutely smoking hot in that black dress...

She's legal now, right?

Oh, I got seven.

Yes, you're allowed to take her as your seventh wife

Nine right. Missed #2. Probably shouldn't have.

Taylor Swift has always looked....weird.
There's something off about her face that just doesn't do it for me.

I got 8 but I'm pretty sure Hitler said the other 3 too. I mean, how can you really be sure he didn't?

You sir, obviously appreciate a broad, hairy back and testicles.

http://thecorner.co.nz/wp-content/up...lor-swift1.png

I don't trust you. You don't like sex.

It's not that I don't like sex, it's just that I don't want to have it anymore. It's too much work, it's kinda gross (I mean, shit, I know you want to shower afterwards, and that's not a good thing is it.), and, in all honesty, I don't think I look very good right now. I'd feel bad for the other person having sex with me.

I'm trying to get to about this stage so it will be more pleasant for the other person:

http://lostinthepast.shunpike.net/a/tar/ape142.jpg

Actually, I'm having a personal contest between me and Hugh Jackman. I've got six months to be as buff as he in the Wolverine. If I do it, I believe I'll have sex again.

I don't want to shower afterwards. I want to roll off and pass out. It's the complete opposite of gross. What have you been humping to get that idea?

The last one looked amazingly close to this:

http://www.veyya.com/wp-content/uploads/lucy-liu07.jpg

It still was just sex. Meh.

I'm going to suggest some mind altering drugs there, saccapoo. I don't know what is wrong with you currently... I think giving up TV and news are fine. Going all vegan is okay for lots of people too. But the whole no sex thing confuses me. Especially if you're mounting gals who look like that.

I was going to make a joke about a Filipino he/she but I don't know you well enough.
However, if it was please pm Phil her/his phone number immediately.

That's Lucy Lui.

She dated one of my best friend's for years.

She lived on my block for 6 months a while back.

Mormon's in Utah don't so sex.

It's all oral there.

Oh I'm not bagging on Lucy. Just pointing out Phobia's love of the transgendered.

So that's where she went!

She was the bra and panty model for the Greenwood Dispatch.

I don't like transgendered any longer. I'm into post-surgical gals now.

Well that should partially lessen the shame on your family. I'm proud of you!

I'm growing in ways you can't. How are those lift inserts working for you, Weeman?

Just remember on my tippy toes I'm tall enough to punch you or your "gf" in the nads.

This is hilarious. I got 9 right but I've read Mein Kampf.

Only in your KISS boots. Did your doctor prescribe a disabled placard for your condition yet?

No, but he sent me home with a shit ton of phone books.
You're just upset because you've never seen me wrestle.

I presume wrestling is the only way you have sex. I feel badly for your old lady and her gigantic breasts.

I meant with other midgets silly man.
Her boobs are stupendous!

I'll bet she can smuggle you into Chiefs games.

Hmmm never thought of that.